"A Million Bucks...???"

So this guy goes into a bar... and he's carrying this cardboard box...

He tells the bartender that he's somewhat down on his luck... he

would like to have a drink... and that in exchange for a free drink,

he will show the bartender something really amazing...

The bartender says, "hmm.... I dunno... it would really have to be something great... let's see what you have... and maybe I will..."

So the guy opens up a box, pulls out a little piano and a foot-tall man who promptly sits down and starts playing the Hell out of the piano...

The bartender is indeed amazed... and gives the guy a drink...

"That is astonishing!! Where did you get him?", asked the bartender...

"The genie in the lamp gave him to me...," was the reply...

"You have a genie and a magic lamp??"

"Yep, I sure do..."

"Do you think the genie would grant a wish for me??", asked the bartender...

"I dunno," replied the guy... "we can always ask and see..."

So the guy gets the lamp out of the box... rubs it, and the genie appears...

The bartender requests a wish be granted... and since the genie is in a generous mood, agrees!!  The bartender thinks for a moment, and then tells the genie...

"I wish I had a million bucks!!" says the bartender!

"Your wish is my command!", replies the genie!!

The next thing you know, the bar is full of ducks!!! Why... there must be a million ducks inside the bar... and the bartender begins shouting... " A million Bucks... a million BUCKS... NOT a million DUCKS!?!?!?!?!?!"

The guy look at him and says... "Yeah... I know... like I wished for a 12-inch pianist??