A few months ago, I was leaving the office after a long day of classes and assorted bullshit...
When I exited the building and entered the parking lot, there was this young lady in distress... her car wouldn't start...
I asked her if I could be of assistance... and she replied, "I would appreciate it if you could help me jack my car off..."
I looked at her... I just looked at her... and thought... WTF?!?!?!?!?!
Then I place my hand on her shoulder... looked into her eyes... and told her... "dear, the phrase is "jump my car off..." "Would you please help me jump my car off..."
I pondered asking her if she could help me jack my... Well... never mind....
I accidently asked a boy while I was in High School if he'd "ride me home" which what I meant to say is if he'd give me a ride. home.
ReplyDeleteShit.
I was so nervous around him I screwed that one all up to pieces.
LOL... at least I bet you made quite an impression on him!! Thank you for stopping by!! :o)
ReplyDeleteYes. Impression was made.
ReplyDeleteAnd I did get that ride.
Ahem.
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ReplyDeletePoot... what happened?? That should say...
ReplyDeletethat ride??? or... THAT ride??? ;o)
That one.
ReplyDeleteSo will you finish the story?
ReplyDeleteHmmm, JenJen... so it wasn't... THAT ride huh?
ReplyDeleteWhich ride did you really want??
Secretia... that's all there is to that story... sex with students on this campus will get one fired... I love my job too much for that... however... there are other stories... ;o)