A few months ago, I was leaving the office after a long day of classes and assorted bullshit...
When I exited the building and entered the parking lot, there was this young lady in distress... her car wouldn't start...
I asked her if I could be of assistance... and she replied, "I would appreciate it if you could help me jack my car off..."
I looked at her... I just looked at her... and thought... WTF?!?!?!?!?!
Then I place my hand on her shoulder... looked into her eyes... and told her... "dear, the phrase is "jump my car off..." "Would you please help me jump my car off..."
I pondered asking her if she could help me jack my... Well... never mind....
