A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little 'whoops' and prays that a salesperson wasn't anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her and he's good-looking as well.
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam . . if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit when I tell you the price."
hahahahahahahaha
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Hi there, Jenjen... this reminded me of a colleague... who was at the board in his classroom one day working problems... and he reached to write some equation on the board... and when he reached, he farted... loud... very loud... and the class room just roared... and poor ol' Dave was so embarassed... Hell.. if it had happened to me, I would have laughed too!
ReplyDeleteNice story........:), I feel that diamond bracelet suits every style it might be men or women. It can be a best gift for your loved ones, many new designs are arrived in market which can make your loved one feel special.
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