"Fukt Up Friday Night..."

OK... you get to choose... both are true... both happened today...


#1


The woman who told me a few weeks ago... that she didn't love me... didn't want to see me anymore...


and who texted me just last week... to tell me she was seeing someone else... and was very happy...


Called me tonight...


I did NOT answer the phone...


#2


The pull-chain light switch on my ceiling fan died... just quit working.. so I went and bought a replacement... thought... "how difficult can this be?"


Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...................................


I wired the new one up the way the old one was wired... and it didn't work...


WTF?!?!?!?!


So I changed a couple of wires around... and it didn't work...


WTF?!?!?!?!


So I changed the wires around yet again... it was a three-wire switch... so there were all kinds of combinations and permutations that could exist...


And it didn't work...
and about that time... I got to thinking...


Whats the probability of all FOUR bulbs being burned out at the same time???


Well.. it was pretty high... because that's exactly what it was... talk about feeling dumb!!!


Poot...


~shoes~