Look What $15,000 Buys You!!!!

So... I told myself, "self... no more Tiger related stuff..."

And then I "found" these... yeah... I really didn't go looking for them...

This is Loredana Jolie, aka Loredana Ferriolo, one of allegedly many high-priced escorts Tiger Woods hired. Tiger is said to have paid her $15,000 for one night...

$15,000... dayum... for one night??

I wonder how one defines "one night?"

Is it four-hours?  Six-hours?? Does she spend the entire night??

I've never had an experience with a hooker... call girl... escort... $15,000... damn... there has to be a more expensive name for that... "consort?"

I wonder if she gives "group rates??"

I wonder what she would charge an over-worked, under-paid, sexually dysfunctional  university professor??  

College professors... for the most part, don't have groupies... we have coeds from time to time that promise certain things for a grade changed... but I haven't been swayed by that...


I wonder if I could write it off as a medical expense???

I wonder if the new Health Care Plan... whatever it looks like... will allow for... "sexual consultants..." 

"C'mere, baby... er... Doctor... I have something I need you to help me with..."

I wonder what $15,000 per night works out to on an annualized basis?  I wonder how many "nights off" she needs...??? I wonder if she "depreciates"...???

Lets see... 52 weeks times 7 days is 364 days... I was going to allow for weekends off, but hell, that should be high-demand, peak times!!  So maybe we allow Tuesday and Wednesday off... so thats 260 working days.... lets give her Christmas and Thanksgiving off... and Hell... and what... two weeks vacation??  So thats 244 "working days"... @ $15,000 per night, that cums to... er... comes to... $3,660,000... Damn... all in all, thats not THAT great... Tiger's caddy makes $1.5 Million... I wonder if he gets any "leftovers???" 

You know... being a photographer wouldnt be THAT bad of a job...