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Vibrators...

I'm fairly certain I had a sound, valid reason earlier this afternoon when I performed a google search for'vibrators'...

Unfortunately, I can't recall what it was...

Of course, this is how many of these kinds of blog posts of mine come into existence...

Technically speaking, the gear shift above is fulfilling the responsibility of a 'dildo'... and not a vibrator...  of course, if the user of the dildo has palsy, or just a really really bad case of the shakes, then I suppose that a dildo would fulfill the definition of a vibrator, but the comparison would be like that of a manual push lawn mower versus a gas-powered lawn mower.

Anyway... I digress...

Here is an another example, I guess, of the above explanation... a manual tooth brush that was attached to a vibrator in order to provide the effects of an electric tooth brush.  That appears to be a rather nice vibrator and, I suppose,  not a very efficient use of said instrument.

I don't know who Ron is... or his wife... but she seems to have held the title of 'Miss Vibrator USA of some given year... and is alleged to have owned over 250 vibrators. I'm thinking that Ron must have had some serious self-esteem issues...

One might be using a vibrator...

... if she is making a face like this.

This photo has nothing to do with dildos, vibrators, electric toothbrushes... or anything like that... but it does remind me of something that happened to me a couple of years ago...  it had to do with the proximity of the headboard of the bed to the plug for the  lamp.

Of course, the effect was the same...

This must be an interesting place to work...  I'm thinking that there might be a great incentive to not bend over...

Now this is just funny...

I hope she's not a relative.

I have to be thankful that no one saw fit to give me one of these for Father's Day...  That is just a really troubling image...

And, I guess... last and most definitely not least...

here is what appears to be an industrial strength vibrator...

Is that a two-stroke engine??

I wonder how many brain cells I destroyed while working on this post?

~shoes~