"Yum... Brains..."

Greetings...

Welcome to my contribution to the Zombie Walk...  Let's see what I can come up with...

What a delicious little number she is...

She might be difficult to resist...

I wonder if she bites...

 

It appears that even the President gets into things like this from time to time...

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So... I thought I found myself in a room full of zombies earlier today, but it turns out it was just one of my classrooms full of students...  of course, when looking at how to identify a zombie, I can see why this was easy to do... except for the brain eating part anyway...

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What would a Shoes post be without sexual innuendo...???

GI wonder if zombies find us finger-licking good?  I wonder if a zombie-tress could give a blow job without biting? I bet not!!

Oh God... this may or may NOT end well!!

I wonder why they put a raptor on a 'zombie' poster?

Well... I guess because there is such a thing as a zombie T-Rex... there ya go...

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Now, for your reading entertainment, how about some Zombie Haiku??

I hunger for your

Delicious cerebellum...

Where's the ice cream scoop?

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Zombies came calling...

They refused tea and crumpets...

I am losing my mind.

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Dismembered zombie

heads roll around on the floor.

Soccer anyone?

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Oh my God! Zombies

are coming! Run! Run! Run! Run!

Oh, wait... you are slow.

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I thought he had been

lost or run over. Turns out

Zombies ate my cat.

That shotgun won't work

unless you aim for the head.

Brain matter splatter.

Speaking of guns...

I have absolutely no idea how I started this post of with a sexual zombie content and it evolved into this...

Be sure to visit the other zombie blog walkers...

~shoes~

Above the Norm: Bizarre Arizona

http://above-the-norm.blogspot.com

Zombies Everywhere

http://www.zombieseverywhere.org

Holly's Horrorland

http://hollyshorrorland.blogspot.com

Little Gothic Horrors

http://littlegothichorrors.blogspot.com

Anything Horror

http://www.anythinghorror.com

Katy Bennett Horror Writer and Poet

http://kaybeewrites.blogspot.com

Bubba's Place

http://thisisbubbasplace.blogspot.com

Horror Smorgasbord

http://horrorsmorgasbord.blogspot.com

Gnostalgia

http://gnostalgia.wordpress.com

Monkey Man

http://petzoldspracticalprose.blogspot.com

Words and Music

http://leogodin.net

Red Shoes Chronicles

http://redshoeschronicles.blogspot.com

The Wolf's Eyes

http://thewolfseyes.blogspot.com

My Day in a Sentence

http://mydayinasentence.blogspot.com

Pixie's Horror Galore

http://pixieshorrorgalore.blogspot.com

Strange State

http://strangestate.blogspot.com

The Misadventures of HalloweeNut

http://halloweenut.blogspot.com

Halloween Blues

http://www.halloween-blues.com

Kweeny Todd

http://kweenytodd.blogspot.com

The California Blogging Massacre

http://thecaliforniabloggingmassacre.blogspot.com

Horror Shock Lolipop

http://horror-shock.blogspot.com

Vanessa Morgan

http://vanessa-morgan.blogspot.com

Improbable Frontiers

http://improbablefrontiers.wordpress.com

No Really, You Can Eat It

http://noreallyyoucaneatit.blogspot.com

Art By Living Dead Girl Nicole

http://livingdeadgirlnicoleart.blogspot.com
Two Gory Chicks

http://twogorychicks.blogspot.com

A Dust Bunny in the Wind

http://www.dustbunnyinthewind.com
A Ghoul's Best Friend

http://aghoulsbestfriend.blogspot.com
Zombies Are Magic

http://zombiesaremagic.blogspot.com
Cherry Neko Saves the World

http://cherrynekostw.blogspot.com
Tall Tales

http://www.lisafee.com
At the Mansion of Madness

http://atthemansionofmadness.blogspot.com
The Haunted Rose

http://www.thehauntedrose.blogspot.com
The Rotting Zombie

http://therottingzombie.blogspot.com
Halloween Overkill

http://halloweenoverkill.blogspot.com
Out of the Shadows

http://viviennemoss.blogspot.com
Creepy Glow Keyhole Gallery

http://keyholegallery.blogspot.com
Creepy Glowbugg

http://creepyglowbugg.blogspot.com
Bifocal Univision

http://bifocalunivision.blogspot.com
Haiku-Koo-Koo

http://haiku-koo-koo.blogspot.com
Sherry Soule

http://sherrysoule.blogspot.com
Anchors and Roses

http://anchorsandroses.blogspot.com
Paranormal Researchers Group

http://paranormalresearchersgroup.blogspot.com
Whispering Pines History

http://whispering-pines-history.blogspot.com
Lovely Miss Megs

http://lovelymissmegs.blogspot.com

Sean Thomas Fisher's Blogwash

http://www.fishblogwash.blogspot.com

Rise and Fight

http://www.riseandfight.net

Stump Town Horror

http://stumptownhorror.blogspot.com
LoliClown's Little Blog of Horror

http://loliclownshorrors.blogspot.com
Zombies Can't Love

http://zombiescantlove.blogspot.com

Books and Beyond

http://booksandbeyondreviews.blogspot.com

The Grave Bandits

http://www.thegravebandits.com

Screaming Goregasms

http://www.screaminggoregasm.blogspot.com

Lazy Daisy Life

http://lazydaisylife.blogspot.com
Icky Monster

http://ickymonster.blogspot.com
Pretty in Fiction

http://www.prettyinfiction.com

Ivy's Closet

http://bonjourivyparker.blogs

Justine's Halloween

http://justineshalloween.blogspot.com

Annie Walls

http://annie-walls-author.blogspot.com

Just Johnny

http://thetimebi.blogspot.com

"Duckface...

Or

Fuckface...

Duckface:

def: A term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.

usage: "Oh christ, look at that horrific duckface" 
"Stop doing that duckface. You look stupid"

Duckface:

def:  Stupid facial expression put forth by stupid women that don't know how to smile. The Duckface is made by moving both lips has far up and outward as possible. Commonly seen in photos of slutty women where the lighting is too high up or they're taking photos of them self in the mirror. usage: She put on a duckface the moment she pulled out her camera. fuckface:

def:  the person on the giving side of a blowjob; a term describing a person whom has given a blowjob.

def:  The act of giving head, technically speaking could be classified as fucking ones face. thus deeming the person whom is giving said blowjob the face being fucked, or fuckface.

I may be politically incorrect, 

but this is just gross...

def:  Someone who sucks penis in exchange for something they want.

usage:  "That girl is a fuckface!"

Ride him, cowgirl!!!

def:  The look someone gives you when they want to engage in intercourse with you; undressing someone with ones eyes.

usage:  "That girl was totally giving me that fuckface. I'm going to go converse with her and see if i can't get some."

I'm sure there's a face up there... I promise...

Hmmm... I don't recall the 'Mona Lisa' looking quite like this...

Now, this looks REALLY interesting...

OK... now this is cute...

Maybe...

I've been thinking about a duck face/fuck face post for a couple of weeks, but I have been so stupidly and insanely busy, I haven't have much time to read, and NO time to write...

Things are going to have to lighten up at work here soon...

~shoes~

"Nuts..."

Aw, Nuts, Man...

Disclaimer:

This has been a very difficult week at work.

I am personally not responsible for this post...

Not really...

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I received this image in an email... and thought... what about a nut post?  All in all, it sounds like a good name for a cereal...

Monkey Nuts...

Is he packing, or what?!?!?!

I'm KNOW what this is...

... but I'm not SURE what it is...

His little Life will never be the same...

... Is he drinking beer? He doesn't look that old...

We've all heard stories about squirrels and their nuts...

haven't we?

Dayum...

... I thought the Monkey was loaded...

Well... then what does the coffee come in?

AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....
He should have remembered to 'tuck'...

I guess one can buy replacement nut sacks... 

they are over by the pop corn...

Smell this...

One has to start somewhere...

Looking at this one reminds me...

Have I ever told you all I was once married?

~shoes~

"Wanted..."

Wanted...

Boobs for guns... always a good trade, I'm thinking...

Now I know why he needed the guns...

However, if I were going back in time, I'd take the boobs...

I wanna meet Marcy Teddle...

A huge WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

I guess it cums with the house... no?

Evidently, it's a toss-up between 6 month old kitty and handsome 32 yo hubby...

LMBO @ Mr. Giggles...

What a cute face...

Damn... what a perfect description!!!

Thank God the sonofabitch knows how to spell..

This one sounds serious...

Oh my!!!

~shoes~