(Not Alluvial Flood Plain State University)
Here at Alluvial Flood Plain State University, our Division of Continuing Education strives to offer classes and opportunities for all segments of the population...
Here are their most recent offerings...
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Fall Classes for
Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By August 22, 2011
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How To Shop By Yourself
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Certificates will be issued upon completion of ANY of the above courses.
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~shoes~


Boy are you asking for a verbal beating...during the commercials , hehe
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ReplyDeleteClass 9 will have to be canceled. There are no truthful real-life testimonials.
ReplyDeleteShoes, you are a funny writer. But maybe you oughtta be a curriculum planner.
ReplyDeleteStirring the pot, huh? LOL. I'm sure you'll get plenty of reactions.... :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I get what you mean... is there a class for understanding male talk?! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL, man Shoes you is brave! Braver man than I anyways. ; )
ReplyDeleteNot funny.
ReplyDeletehell I dont even understand how I talk sometimes...
ReplyDeleteYou are the funny man on campus aren't you? xo
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