Tuesday, November 12, 2013

"Word Of The Day..."






So I looking at some porn magazine... and I ran across this word...  (afterall, what porn is going to use a word with THAT many syllables!?!?)


Sapiosexual


... and I thought to myself, 'What the fuck is that??'

... so I looked it up and I learned something.


Is this the same thing as a 'mind fuck?'



I do have to admit that I find humor, intelligence, a great wit...
ALL a great deal of fun!!



... and of course, 
GREATLY explains  zombies proclivity for 

BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!

Who would EVER have thought this!?!?!?!?!





Do you think that you might be a

Sapiosexual??

Well, guess what??

I found a test you can take that can help determing whether you are or not.

Hmmm... taking a test??

Does that turn you on??

Anyway, click


For the record, I scored a 61...

If you took the test, what did you score??

What about this clip?


Did that do anything for you?

Do you think that this
is an example of

premature webination???


Do equations make you horny, baby??


well, do they??


This could easily explain why even nerds, geeks, and other righteous dudes manage to get laid....


Righteous Dude
'Ferris Bueller'






Of course, this table, which shows the differences 
between the male and female brain may well explain EVERYTHING!!!

Anyway...

I trust you have learned something here...

~shoes~






Monday, November 11, 2013

"Veteran's Day... Re-Post..."



This is a repost of something I wrote a couple of years ago.  It still seems fitting.  In addition to today being Veterans' Day here in the U.S., I do believe that it's Remembrance Day' in Canada.

___________


In Flanders Field

John McCrae, May 1915

In Flanders Fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders Fields.

Take up the quarrel with the foe;
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch: be yours to hold it high.
If you break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders Fields.

_________



Today, November 11... is Veterans Day... I remember my Mom and Dad referring to it as Armistice Day, the day that the end of World War I was recognized world-wide...


"Major hostilities of World War I were formally ended at the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918 with the German signing of the Armistice..."




Over time, Veterans Day was altered to honor veterans from all wars...   I remember when I was a boy, Dad took me to Illinois to visit the family homestead... and later to the Brown Family Cemetery... one of the headstones he took me to belonged to a young man by the name of 'Leland Brown'... on his headstone is inscribed...


"One of Pershing's 100 Heros..."


My Dad told me that during the course of World War I that Leland had pulled off something similar to Alvin York's accomplishments...


Omaha Beach, June 6, 1944


A late brother-in-law was an 18 year old the day he landed on Omaha Beach in France... to begin the last thrust of the war that was designed to push the Germans out of France... back into Germany... and end the war.


Before his stint in World War II was over, he would be wounded in France, and again in Belgium at the Battle of the Bulge...  He was a kid...  What were you doing when you were 18???


There is footage of the landing in Normandy that always haunts me... there are three soldiers running onto the beach... and one falls motionless... I keep waiting, hoping to see him stir... move... do something to indicate that maybe he tripped... or was just wounded... Of course, he doesn't.  Over 2,500 young men died on the beaches that morning.




Of course, the war that haunts me and my generation is the Vietnam War... I am still appalled at how the troops returning from Vietnam were treated by America...  Not only were the young men and women targets in Southeast Asia, but also back in the states... I still remember some of the looks I got when I traveled in my Air Force dress blues...



I am disturbed to hear news that Arlington Cemetery... where many of  America's military dead heroes are buried... has dishonored so many by burying many of the soldiers in the wrong graves... or disposing of their ashes in very disrespectful ways.


These people deserve our respect and our attention... Giving them the medical care, rehabilitation, and final respects are the least we can do...


I was disturbed to hear news on the television this morning about the number of "unattended" funerals for deceased veterans... where no one shows up for the service... 


We are the great nation that we are because we have had 235-plus years of people willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for our Country... for our Freedoms...





Honor our military members...

We owe them...

~shoes~

Sunday, November 10, 2013

"Old..."



Guess





What



Today


Is


?





~shoes~

Friday, November 8, 2013

"Friday...





(dink:  the sound my phone makes 
when I receive a text message...)

Dink:  I was considering becoming an alcoholic...

Dink:  Thoughts?

~shoes~:  I don't think that you would make a good alcoholic...

~shoes~:  You don't drink enough...

Dink:  Dammit

~shoes~:  HAR!!
































~shoes~

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

"On A More Positive Note..."


I donated blood this morning…



They don’t use this method of obtaining ones blood any longer… at least, not today.

… but for the purposes intended, 
this bus is very efficient.


Granted, the image of the Blood-Mobile isn’t as exciting or sexy as the photo of the blood licker above…


What is sexy and exciting is that one donation 
can be used to help three people in need.  

... and today marked my 30th donation...


... so donate if you can...
... if you are eligible...
Who knows...


You might meet someone interesting...

~shoes~


Tuesday, November 5, 2013

"Struggles..."




Recently, I woke up thinking about my family...

I seem to be quite versed at having thoughts that are polar opposites of each other...


One thought was, 

"I love my family... I just don't like people in it..."

The other was...  

"I don't like my family, but I do like some of the people in it..."

I don't know why I think like this...

I found this image today... 

It struck a chord with me.


I try to do the right things... I try to be nice to others... I try to be respectful to and of others... but at times, I think I fail.  I think I don't do enough...



Sometimes I hide myself away...  I think I am doing this again right now... there have been several events that have transpired since my sister died.  Some I've written about... some I haven't.

My response tends to be one of 'flight'... or of 'hiding'...  I do think I find Peace when I do this, but I know for a fact that I am avoiding Life when I do this...




People will often ask, 

"Shoes... how are you?"

... and I will answer that, "I'm pretty ok... or that things are pretty ok..."

My logic is that if I say that things are 'great,' then there is no superlative comment left to describe something that is even better than what I was initially feeling... so I always try to leave room for improvement.  Likewise, wheels are prone to coming off as well...

So everything is temporary... fleeting... just because we are 'pretty ok' now, it doesn't mean that it won't be a few moments from now.



I'm at the point where I know I am going to have to forgive family members again...

I have told my younger brother before that one must forgive... that is something we do for ourselves... something that brings Peace to us... it really does nothing for the person that you feel has wronged you.  It is something we do for ourselves.

I am really fighting the idea that I will need to just 'forget' these people...


Let them go...

The family member who confronted me at the funeral was one I had let go... the bastard came back... maybe it will be another seventeen years before I have to deal with him again.




I am feeling lost...

greatly lost...

I am struggling...

greatly...

(sign language...)


... but, I will be ok...



~shoes~