Tuesday, November 12, 2013

"Word Of The Day..."






So I looking at some porn magazine... and I ran across this word...  (afterall, what porn is going to use a word with THAT many syllables!?!?)
Sapiosexual
... and I thought to myself, 'What the fuck is that??'

... so I looked it up and I learned something.


Is this the same thing as a 'mind fuck?'



 I do have to admit that I find humor, intelligence, a great wit...
ALL a great deal of fun!!

... and of course, 
GREATLY explains  zombies proclivity for 

 BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!

 Who would EVER have thought this!?!?!?!?!





Do you think that you might be a

Sapiosexual??

Well, guess what??

I found a test you can take that can help determing whether you are or not.

Hmmm... taking a test??

Does that turn you on??

Anyway, click


For the record, I scored a 61...

If you took the test, what did you score??

What about this clip?


Did that do anything for you?

 Do you think that this
is an example of

 premature webination???


Do equations make you horny, baby??

well, do they??


This could easily explain why even nerds, geeks, and other righteous dudes manage to get laid....


Righteous Dude
'Ferris Bueller'

Of course, this table, which shows the differences 
between the male and female brain may well explain EVERYTHING!!!

Anyway...

I trust you have learned something here...

~shoes~






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30 comments:

  1. Miss Stormy "Gumshoe" MarplesNovember 12, 2013 at 1:45 PM

    I have to comment on this one definitely--

    I must be a SAPIOSEXUAL. I am attracted to men's brains/character before I am ever attracted to them physically.

    I was having a conversation with a male/friend and he commented "Really there are very good articles in Playgirl and whatnot." I said, "I believe u. Truly I do.

    Good to know.


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    1. Red ShoesNovember 13, 2013 at 11:07 AM

      Good morning, Stormy...

      I like learning new words... especially when they allow me to make a goofy blog post!!

      It has been my understanding that 'Playgirl' was quite popular among the Gay population (not that there's anything wrong with that)...

      I trust that all is well...

      ~shoes~

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  2. SimplicityNovember 12, 2013 at 10:17 PM

    Shoes...you are a righteous dude! Love this post!

    Yes, please be intelligent...the brain is the largest sex organ after all and if you can stimulate it...im your oyster.

    No! Wait...the world's your oyster...lol.

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    1. Red ShoesNovember 13, 2013 at 11:09 AM

      Good morning, Simplicity...

      ..."and if you can stimulate it...im your oyster."

      HAR!!!

      You certainly have a way with words!!!

      ~shoes~

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  3. RobinNovember 12, 2013 at 10:57 PM

    I scored an 83. That made me Sapiosexual. Not a shock. I love a stimulating conversation. Yet another reason my marriage failed. It was doomed on so many levels...

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    1. Red ShoesNovember 13, 2013 at 11:21 AM

      Good morning, Robin!

      I would say that a score of '83' DOES make you a Sapiosexual!

      Now, since I only scored a '61', that makes me feel like a typical man... *cries*

      I have a long list of reasons as to why my marriage didn't last. We will have to compare notes some day...

      ~shoes~

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  4. YvonneNovember 12, 2013 at 11:35 PM

    I scored and 88. Haha, that explains the early demise of my last dating venture. I've always been one to say, "Seduce my mind" --- I never really used to give it a second thought then a few years ago, I met someone that did just that, seduce my mind. It was the most intense relationship I ever had. Sadly, it didn't work out. But he ruined me. I have yet to find that again...

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    1. Red ShoesNovember 13, 2013 at 11:28 AM

      Good morning, Yvonne... there is a great deal to be said about someone's ability to make us think... or to be witty... or creative!!

      People like that do cause us to raise the bar... no??

      He's out there somewhere...

      ~shoes~

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  5. Steven CainNovember 13, 2013 at 4:53 AM

    98 man. Would have scored 99, but I like 'feelers' too and a sensibly fit body... an intellegent mind should care for its vessel. Just sayin'. Smart chicks rock!
    ('...read better books.' Love it)

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    1. Red ShoesNovember 13, 2013 at 11:46 AM

      98?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

      I now know who the "curve buster" was in YOUR classes!!!

      'Smart chicks rock!'

      Yes, they do!!

      ~shoes~

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  6. stephanie claraNovember 13, 2013 at 7:08 AM

    "I’d love for someone to recite a long and complicated piece of literature before foreplay." ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    72.

    What can I say.
    I sometimes like feeling the smarter one :)


    stephanie

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  7. Red ShoesNovember 13, 2013 at 11:51 AM

    Well, Poot...

    I replied, but the reply disappeared...

    Given the scores that have been reported, it's easy to see that I am the bottom dweller here... and to think I actually felt good about my score!!

    "I sometimes like feeling the smarter one :)"

    I like this comment!!

    HAR!!

    ~shoes~

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  8. Miss Stormy "Gumshoe" MarplesNovember 13, 2013 at 12:46 PM

    Will be combining two of ur blog comments into one comment response:

    Elmwood is very pretty especially during fall and spring. I volunteered for them a short while when my schedule allowed. VERY INTERESTING. Halloween is my favorite time but unfortunately have not yet attended the Halloween event. I want to become one of their actresses that plays a part. Wouldn't that be a blast. It's on my to do list.

    A good relationship=someone u can communicate with+someone whom is in touch with u emotionally and spiritually+someone who shares in ur adventures/dreams+someone whom gives u space to be alone or with friends+cuddle time+being sexual playful/sexual aroused+someone whom is intelligent/wise. That to me is the perfect relationship. Looks don't last forever nor does the body unfortunately but the heart/soul never grows old only stronger and more intimate.

    We are rocking at the Coffeehouse and the day job has been quite exciting lately with all the crime.

    I'm loving my life and of course my pup is always instant joy.

    These are my favorite months October, November, and December and of course ringing in the New Year. I love them all--

    Take care Shoes

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    1. Red ShoesNovember 14, 2013 at 1:55 PM

      Crime in the city of Memphis is ever on-going...

      No?

      Yes, I want to go through one of those Elmwood Hallowe'en events...

      ~shoes~

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  9. musicwithinyouNovember 13, 2013 at 6:36 PM

    LMBO!!! I was laughing so hard at the male brain picture/ with the parts saying SEX in them......
    How they get a picture of your brain Shoes? HA!
    Well heck yes, I scored 81....
    Back when I was in High School I'm sure my score would have been way lower but after being married to a lower IQ guy. I realized I get turned on by intelligence more now. Maybe I would have married different if I felt that way back then.
    Very funny and educational post Shoes!!

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    1. Red ShoesNovember 14, 2013 at 2:00 PM

      Hi there, Liz...

      This is a sign to me that I am slowly working my way out of the grieving issues associated with my sister's death.

      Things like that are just processes that one has to work through.

      ~shoes~

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  10. BBNovember 13, 2013 at 7:42 PM

    Damn Shoes....I know for sure now that I'm more interested in physical than intellectual. Story of my life....and makes me a happy Scorpio! Lol

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    1. Red ShoesNovember 14, 2013 at 2:01 PM

      Hi there, Barb... Scorpios are strange, strange, strange creatures...

      That's for sure...

      ~shoes~

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  11. red.neck chicNovember 14, 2013 at 12:07 PM

    91 here... But I think it's because I prefer wine over vapid navel-gazing. Oh wait - I think there was conversation with the wine. *hiccup*

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    1. Red ShoesNovember 14, 2013 at 1:52 PM

      91?!?!?!?!

      Evidently, I am at the bottom of this class... a meager, scant 61...

      'Vapid navel gazing?'

      I wonder if consuming wine while doing so would help to alleviate the 'vapid' part of that equation?

      ~shoes~

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  12. LinnnnNovember 14, 2013 at 2:17 PM

    Not a "Mind f**k." Anyone can do that. Just look at the Kardasians.

    But a "Brain Job" is rare and worth coveting if one should run across a master at it.

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  13. LinnnnNovember 14, 2013 at 2:21 PM

    92.

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    1. Red ShoesNovember 14, 2013 at 3:23 PM

      A "92?!?!?!

      AUGH!!!!

      I agree about the Kardashians... they left that pole mighty low... didn't they??

      ~shoes~

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  14. Jules November 15, 2013 at 5:14 AM

    78 % - best go on the hunt for a deep thinking, intelligently dressed, smart arsed nerd.

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    1. Red ShoesNovember 15, 2013 at 12:40 PM

      Hi there, Jules...

      I need to start wearing suits... I need to embellish my image...

      ~shoes~

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    2. Jules November 16, 2013 at 3:28 AM

      I see Oscar Wilde crossed with Mr Armani... Salivating already.

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  15. JJNovember 15, 2013 at 11:10 AM

    I scored a 69. What do I do now?

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    1. Red ShoesNovember 15, 2013 at 12:28 PM

      HAR!!!

      Nothing, JJ... Evidently, we are still down in the more Neanderthal area of the Male Species...

      ~shoes~

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  16. Cocaine PrincessNovember 24, 2013 at 7:58 PM

    Hmm, not exactly the most romantic pillow talk ---"Talk Nerdy To Me." "Hey baby you seduce my mind."

    Then again, to each his/her own.

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  17. Red ShoesNovember 25, 2013 at 8:52 AM

    HAR!!

    Me neither, Princess...

    Evidently, this is why I have the lowest score of any posted...

    ;o)

    ~shoes~

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