... The Average Bear..."
Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Yogi Bear and his yoga moves...
I bet that helped him with getting pic-a-nic baskets!!
Hell... I would have totally believed he was a frog...
Wouldn't you??
I had mentioned in some of the comments on the previous post about there being photos of drunks in yoga positions... I was bored... this is what happens when ~shoes~ gets bored...
It's amazing how many of the positions taken on by the drunks mirror those of yoga moves... that's what happens when a rung breaks off the back of the chair... HAR!!!
Thank God for the basket on this guy's trike... or he would have been either flat on his ass, or in some other yoga position...
This would probably also assist with child birth positions...
I have to admit to having been in something similar to some of these positions...
I was so ill a few years ago... and in the middle of the night, got up to go to the bathroom... sick to my stomach... I remember afterwards, getting ready to head back to the bedroom... and the next thing I know, I am coming to one the hallway floor in a position that may only be in the back parts of the Kama Sutra...
I'm glad I didn't die... I would have hated to have been found in that position.
This one still amazes me...
Even if staged, I wouldn't put my head into a urinal...
HAR!!!!
I've done this one before, but not splayed like that...
This one above has to violate ALL laws of Physics, I would think...
Drunk Planking?
Does anyone even do that any more??
HAR!!!
I have no comment for this image!!!!
Anyway...
If you are a drunk, you may already be some kind of Yoga Master...
~shoes~
Anyway...
If you are a drunk, you may already be some kind of Yoga Master...
~shoes~
I remember back in the day when I woke up and hubby was not next to me.. Looked everywhere and went into his bathroom.. would u believe he was next to the throne on the floor passed out.. I saw a corn kernel near his mouth... funny, how we did not have corn the day before! wtf???lol...those were the days of partying hard!. btw he told me he loved the cold linoleum floor- guess it calmed the pounding of his head???
ReplyDeleteHi there, Chris... I've been busy busy busy and just haven't had time to catch up with comments...
DeleteOh God... the corn kernel next to his mouth scares ME!!!
Yeah... cold floor tiles... cold porcelain... does soothe the savage headaches...
~shoes~
Yoga is one of my favorite things, but I am not sure I will ever view any of these poses the same way again!
ReplyDeleteHi there, Ms Robin...
DeleteI agree... someone commented somewhere that they should/could be sex positions. That could be the impetus for another blog post using the same photos!!!
How are things in your neck of the woods???
:o)
~shoes~
Who knew the best way to learn yoga is with a bottle of alcohol! Lol
ReplyDeleteHi there, Liz!!!
DeleteThat's all it takes!!! Or ones favorite drugs!!! Or whatever!!!!
Those guys really nailed those poses, however...
~shoes~
Ha ha! I've seen some of these before, but several I had never seen. I've never ended up in any of these positions as a result of being drunk, but I have from being sick and passing out, like you did. I once woke up on my back in the bathtub with the faucet dripping on my forehead, Chinese water torture style. I had fallen in while peeing. I was too sick to be peeing standing up and I paid for it with a porcelain backwards dive through the shower curtain and down into the tub.
ReplyDelete"...I had fallen in while peeing. I was too sick to be peeing standing up."
DeleteThese may be some of the funniest words ever written on a blog!! HAR!!!
I'm glad you survived!!!
~shoes~
Good Morning,
ReplyDeleteI take yoga/Pilate classes several times a week so I know these poses well..lol..now, you have put a new image in my head.
How are you shoes? I hope you are enjoying life..have a good day...
Everyday is a good day, dear!! Many of those poses being assumed by the ladies are very... well, interesting, from a guy's perspective!! ;o)
DeleteHow are things in your world??
~shoes~
I do yoga myself & until I read this post I had no idea how similar it is to being a drunk. Hey, you learn something new everyday.
ReplyDeleteGood evening, Princess... I would assume that the differences between the positions, drunk and otherwise... would be that the drunk positions are much easier to attain the the non-drunk ones! HAR!!
Delete~shoes~
I don't plank drunk, but I plank everyday :) And that move that brings awareness to the hip joints? Like hips need more awareness. Ha!!!
ReplyDeleteYou plank?
DeleteEv'ry day? Each and ev'ry day?? Peanut butter plank??? Hips definitely need attention!!! ;o)
How are you doing??
~shoes~
Oooooh so that's how yoga is done! Must inbibe first, hmmm, may try that this weekend! ;)
ReplyDeleteYvonne!!
DeleteAlcohol is the secret to EVERY thing!!!
... or most things... maybe... :oD
~shoes~
I could get into those yoga positions. No problem. It's getting OUT of those positions that poses the biggest challenge. Drunkeness increases flexibility whether you want to or not...
ReplyDelete"It's getting OUT of those positions that poses the biggest challenge."
DeleteLMBO!!!! Oddly enough, I know what you are talking about!!! HAR!!!!
~shoes~
Yo, SHOES, Buddy!
ReplyDeleteThis blog bit of yours, in a strangely roundabout indirect way, inspired my most recent post at my own blog.
Last night I posted a 4-part comment in that installment's comment section, explaining how your blog bit and various other factors all came together to almost subconsciously inspire me to pull a prank on my readers.
If you're at all interested in seeing your influence on me, feel free to wander over to my blog and read my never-ending comment that retraces the mental steps that led to my blog bit prank.
Yak Later, Friend.
~ D-FensDogg
'Loyal American Underground'
Good Morning, ~D-FensDogg!!
DeleteI did visit and I LOVED IT! I even liked the rolling commentary as much if not more as the original post!!
Paul Kossoff was a great talent... as was Waylon Jennings...
Have a great day, my friend!
~shoes~
I keep staring at that picture, but I still can't find the guy, the basket, or the trike.
ReplyDeleteLMBO!!!!!!!
DeleteI totally understand you, JJ...
HAR!!!
~shoes~
OMG I am laughing my a** off!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteIt's good to see you!!
How have you been? OK??
Yeah, there is some weird stuff in that post!!! And, yet I managed to pull off that 180 degree turn with the next one....
~shoes~
I have no comment for that image either. But this sure is both a funny and educational post. You must be a professor.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha! Gosh, I never realised what a yogi-tastic person I was.
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