IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION BELOW.
In the rare event of an erection lasting more than 4 hours,
seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.
I always get tickled when I hear this warning on the television/radio advertisements... I'm thinking that if I ever get 4-hour erection, I'm gonna use the HELL out of it!!! Maybe after 4 hours of "off-the-wall" sex... SHE might need medical treatment...
How would YOU like to be the doctor that has to deal with a 'Run-A-Way' pecker?!?!?!
"I don't want a pickle....
I just wanna ride my motorcycle..."
Arlo Guthrie
If you are a guitarist,
You may know that there is a
'Swollen Pickle' for you...
... and if you are a guitarist
with a 'Swollen Pickle'...
You might want a 'Big Muff'...
I wonder if Superman has a swollen pickle?
I wonder if Green Kryptonite would cause
Superman to suffer from ED?
This started out to be a post about Viagra and side effects... it seems it got highjacked, doesn't it??
Oh well...
~shoes~
hee hee - i love the goofy names for guitar effect pedals. when i was a little kid, daddy told me much later, he'd have to choose his pedals carefully to avoid having to explain something like "big muff" to an inquisitive six-year-old...
ReplyDeleteAll I could think this whole time was how much I love pickles. Now I have to go to the store because I think I'm out.
ReplyDeleteI have always wondered why a four hour erection is a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteI actually read an article about it once, and it explained in excruciating detail why a guy really doesn't want 4 hours of, um, standy-uppiness.
But wow. 4 hours.
Most we've ever gone is 45 minutes.
I love pickles!!!
ReplyDeleteI love pickles too but I've never seen the brand that has that exact shape!
ReplyDeleteSo have you ever used Viagra? My doctor, who knows me well, once offered it to me to give to my boyfriend. I told him that the BF didn't need it at the present time, but I'd keep the idea in mind! He laughed.
It's called Prisrism and and I have seen a double 18 G needle placed in a penis to be drained...He had an erection for 12 hrs. Yeah all the nurses looked
ReplyDeleteLoved this.
ReplyDeleteI don't like pickles.
But I do like pickles.
:)
I love pickles ! And I know you like Muffs ! See ? Everyone wins !
ReplyDeletedo what?????????...
ReplyDeleteactually its called priapism, or died and gone to heaven for some.
This post made me giggle.
ReplyDeleteThanks! :)
Arlo! I love Arlo. Wonder if he uses Viagra. I worked in a urologists office when "The Little Blue Pill" first hit the market. It was HORRIBLE! Old men wanting willies like swords and their old wives cursing the Drug Gods.
ReplyDeleteI can't ever figure out what the bathtubs have to do with Cialis.
The Superman poster made me giggle!
That last one is so disheartening and unfortunately mostly true. *SIGH*
ReplyDeleteLOLOL!!! 4 hours huh?
ReplyDeletec'mere
xoxoxo
gobbles
"Swollen Pickle" I've never heard of, but both "Big Muff" AND "Little Big Muff" are awesome pedals !
ReplyDelete(We are talking about effect pedals, right ?)
You are a little warped I am thinking! LOL I like it!
ReplyDelete@ Magnolia.. yeah, I KNOW!!! I would have loved to have been in on the Marketing phase of some of those products!!! :oD
ReplyDelete@ Gucci Mama... Pickles are great!! One of my favorite places in Memphis to grab a burger when I am there has the best pickle spears on the plate... yum!!!!
@ Ami... I'm guessing that four continuous hours could be rough, but, Hell, I'd try anything a couple of times!!! ;o)
@ Spring Pickles... er... Flower... that doesnt surprise me at all!!! :oD
@ Charlene... your question about whether or not I've ever used Viagra might make a good post...
@ Darn Girl... DAYUM, that sounds PAINFUL!!!! Err... was it worth looking at?? ;o)
@ Tulpen... so, you are saying that there is a difference between a pickle and a pickle?? ;o)
@ Senorita!! You are SO right!! It's always the best when both parties win!!!! Me? Like Muff?? Hmmmmmmmm, YES!!! ;o)
@ Pissy... Hey you... how are YOU doing?? :o)
@ I LOVE Arlo too,!!! One of my great regrets is that he was at Ole Miss last year, and I did NOT go to see him perform!! I would have loved that!!!
'Willies of Steel'... poor little old women... :o(
@ Just Another Girl.. unfortunately, you are SO right. It's so frustrating!!! It happens with us guys as well...
@ Red.Neck.Chic... Yep... four hours, I don't know how long that is in Waco time... And that time frame is from the advertiser.. ;o)
@ Heff... The Swollen Pickle is a type of a fuzz tone... and yes, we ARE talking about effects pedals... ;o)
Wouldn't that be fun, if one could hook up a wah wah pedal to an orgasming woman... and then just rock it a bit?? LMAO...
Of course, I make some strange sounds myself... so I shouldn't be talking...
@ Danielle... Me? Warped?? Hell YES!!! :oD
~shoes~
SOOO loved this one.
ReplyDeleteSince I have such a damn dirty mind.
Now all I can think of is getting laid for 4 hours.
Cause I can so hang on for that long.
Meow!
that boyfriend motto is so true
ReplyDeletesad but true
and it works both ways!
@ KittyCat... I'm doing some blog housekeeping and see that I missed this comment... I'm so sorry... :o(
ReplyDeleteA dirty mind? Do tell... ;o)
@ Kerouac... you are right... it DOES work both ways!!!
~shoes~