Last week was the last week of classes here at Alluvial Flood Plain State University... this has been exam week... today is the last day of exams, and tomorrow is Fall Commencement.... Needless to say, I don't want to go tomorrow, but I am sure that I will see some students and some parents that will make it all worth while.
It's the end of the semester... the end of the year... the first is anti-climatic... the other should be joyous what with Christmas and the holidays coming up... I tend to be upbeat most of the time, but today, my ass is dragging...
Arf Arf...
The College of Business had their Christmas Party this week... I didn't go... I boycotted it... it's not that I have anything against Christmas... quite the contrary... I've just about reached 'critical mass' with some of the people around here... It will pass....
I came close to killing Liam Larry last week... The "Larry, Jerry, and Shoes Show" met for lunch at a local place... we agree to meet at wherever it is we are going to eat, so we all can leave on our own time frame... when I walk in the door, Liam Larry is having a tirade with the lady at the cash register as to why his ticket is eighty cents higher than Jerry's... Larry was just having a cow... and it tested my patience... I have found that my patience... my tolerance gets low at the end of the semester...
I'm always amazed at what I find when I google for images... like for 'dragging ass,' I found this one... that is ONE creative kid!! I need to try this out!!! Look at that form... the knees are locked... the mass of the kid's body is on the backside of the knees so he/she can't crumple... the face of the child is providing enough resistance so that he/she doesn't slide backwards and fall on its ass... Brilliant, I tell you...
I also found this one... I imagine that one of these days... one of you will ask... "has anyone seen ~shoes~ around? He hasn't posted in a while..." I don't know why I think this is funny... but I do...
Model Sex...
Well... it had to be just a matter of time before this post turned to sex...
Passing the Buck...
Rhut rho... what a three-way we have going here!!!!!
Damn... today IS Friday!!!!!!
Is she wearing happy grizzly bear sleeping pants??
It's lunch time...
I guess that qualifier leaves me out of the mix...
A Philosophraptor...???
Blah... Where did my Muse go???
~shoes~
It's amazing how fast happy grizzly bear jammies can come off...
ReplyDelete'specially with the right muse...
;-D xoxoxoxoxo
gobbles
end of semester blues BLOW. i second all of the short-temperedness...
ReplyDeletesomehow i picture myself decaying in front of my computer too.
ReplyDeleteThat elk sex picture is funny. The girl elk is on the bottom and the first male elk is on her and here comes the second elk male who evidently has no idea he's got another male under him, or are there gay elk? It's a pretty kinky picture there Red Shoes.
ReplyDeleteI always get down near the holidays. It didn't used to be that way. Maybe it will change some day.
This post started off so normally too..... lol
ReplyDeleteAfter the last "feeling funny" post I was very afraid to scroll down. Clowns are scary shit, dude! But you got sleeping, sex and ZOMBIES!!! this time! WooHoo! Zombies! AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteI think your muse and mine are having an affair. :P
ReplyDeleteWow! Just...Wow! You make me laugh! Hope you're feeling normal again soon!
ReplyDeleteHi Shoesies !!
ReplyDeleteToo bad you boycotted your party. I just had mine today. We dressed up nice and had a nice dinner at a winery. I loved my dress.
You never fail to make me laugh with your images ! The Atheist sex had me ROTF !
laughing, laughing
ReplyDeletei lost my muse myself... but you're still funny even without the muse.
ReplyDeleteThat was cute! I think your muse must be close by!
ReplyDelete@ Gobbles... jammy pants coming off in a hurry is a good thing.. ;o)
ReplyDelete@ Magnolia.. the 'End-Of-The-Semester-Blues' have gone THAT-A-WAY!!! ~~~~>>> Yay!!!!
@ Bathwater... Yeah, I can really see it happening that way... One of my kids asking the other if they've talked to Dad in the last month... hahahahaha...
@ Charlene... I think those are the Kinkoids of the Animal world... I think what I miss the most around this time of the Year is Mom and Dad... and the kids from when they were little... *sighs*
@ Tee... that's what amazes me about some of the stuff I write... takes such a small thing to push me into another tangent... :oD
@ Nitebyrd... hahahaha... yeah, I included a litte something for EVERYONE!!! It scared me too, when I got to thinking about where this could have gone...
@ France... you say that like it's a bad thing... :oD ;oD
@ Anything Fits... Good afternoon... things suddenly got a heck of a lot better with the semester ending this past Friday, and commencement on Saturday... Woooo!!!!!!
@ Senoritaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... If'n we had had our Christmas party at a winery, I would have gone too... and I would have worn a DRESS!!! :oD I hope all is well for you!!!
@ HotGirl... thank you for stopping by and your comment!! I shall return the favor!!
@ Pat.. Hey you... I trust all is well!!! :o)
@ Jaime... That's not so much my Muse as much as it's just my extremely high level of 'Goofballness'... :oD
@ Danielle.. with the passing of this past weekend, the Muse is MUCH closer!!!! :oD
~shoes~
Hi Shoes!
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