HAR!!!!!
First I have the commencement address...
and now...
It's strictly routine...
so the doctor says...
butt there is nothing routine about running
a hose up one's back side...
My doctor looks NOTHING like her...
Dammit, Jim...
I'm sure this is some kind of
'cat scan'...
This tends to happen when
doctors check my ears...
Anyhoo...
By the time this thing posts...
I should be back home.
~shoes~
The photos cracked me up. And of course made me think of those who specialize in checking 'what's up there'. (Didn't everyone start thinking about that or am I weird???)
ReplyDeleteDo you know why people become Proctologists? Well, you see, these people are very outgoing. When they finally get out of school and into their medical practice, they get lonely. So then they specialize in proctology... it's a way to look up old friends.
Hi there, Ami...
DeleteI was wondering about that... how does one say, 'hey, I wanna be a proctologist!!'
I wanna work with and around butts all day!!
HAR @ 'looking up old friends...'
~shoes~
I've heard that alien babies are sometimes the result of anal-probes... Am I going to read about you in the Enquirer?
ReplyDelete'Anal probe alien butt babies'...
DeleteThat sounds like a great headline to me.
You've probably already read about me in the Enquirer!
:oD
~shoes~
Kudos to u for being a single man and making sure u stay on top of "preventive" medical visits.
ReplyDeleteI have one close male friend whom father whom was a doctor passed away from colon cancer.
So now my male friend (55-years of age) refuses to go to the doctor and has for over 20-years. I begged him to go. Preventive especially after what happened to his father. After awhile, I had to just give up. It's his life after all.
While uncomfortable that is for sure and somewhat embarrassing, it is a wise idea to know what you are up against early on.
So kudos to u. I know men hate going to the doctors and usually go as a last resort.
I feel for u having to drink all that stuff and all those enemas. Blah---it's tiresome.
Did u put ur tree up? U haven't mentioned anything about putting a tree up. Did u see Blue Grumpster's and Angie's live tree? It is beautiful. Very beautiful.
I love the smell of live wreaths and trees.
Too bad ur doctor is not a hot woman.
My gyno/oby is HOT!!! Early 50's. Dark-head. Sweet sweet sweet and very caring. I'm like I don't care how cute he is. I will not be embarrassed. I'm gonna in for routine appointment. He has seen millions of women. I am just one more. But dang imagine looking down between ur legs and having two blue eyes just staring at u. Hahahaha--u know usually when u are in that position it is something totally different. Mmm--I have been on a sexual craving lately. Oh well--I guess another day of dreaming about sex will not hurt at all.
Seriously, I hope all turns out well.
The results of the colonoscopy were great!
DeleteI want to live for a while longer so I don't mind doing things like this.
I do have my tree up... I love Christmas...
:o)
~shoes~
"If it ain't broke, DON'T FIX IT" is MY motto....
ReplyDeleteHi there, Heff... it's one of those things where once you discover it's broken, it's difficult to have a positive outcome from it.
DeleteOne of my aunts died from colon cancer, as did the wife of one of my best friends. He told me the other night that had she had one of these, they could have discovered it early and she would still be alive.
But I also understand your point...
~shoes~
I had one not long ago and it was nothing. The procedure really wasn't bad at all. It is the day leading up to the procedure that is not so much fun. Unless you enjoy your time in the "reading room"... On the bright side, you are so CLEANED OUT right now. The last time you were this cleaned out was when you were born. Congratulations.
ReplyDeleteHi there, Robin... you are right... that day leading up to... YIKES!!!
DeleteRe: your 'last time you were this clean' comment, I guess you are right...
HA!!!
I am catching up on my sleep today... it's tough to sleep when one can't trust a fart... :oD
~shoes~
Damn, Shoes,
ReplyDeleteThe title alone made me come take a peak!
Hope it all goes, ummmmm....well for you!
xoxo
~vk~
LMBO...
ReplyDeleteI think that's what's called 'bait-and-switch?'
Things went well, thank you!
~shoes~
I have yet to have one but I know my day is coming.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what kind of conversation one has during a colonoscopy " so what's for supper?".
I'm glad it went well
It is always a good feeling to get a positive test back and so quickly too.
ReplyDeleteI am in an extremely peaceful mood and have been for three months. So this month has been wonderful. Calm. Peaceful. Even with Buttons' surgery last week. I only had a few teary moments. I feel like 2013 is gonna be a fabulous year for me and Buttons.
I have decided on a few things I'm gonna do to make my life easier and more joyful. To bring me ultimate joy and fulfillment. One is to be totally honest with myself about me. I am doing that on my blog. No one knows me so it's a safe spot to express my thoughts. Maybe they will be read by others maybe just by me. It is freeing. Being truthful about who u really are and what u really want. For a short while there, I felt I told too much then I thought no if u are being truthful put it out there. Fly--I'm gonna fly.
I hope u are around a lot longer too. Truthful, I don't want to imagine a world without Professor RedShoes in it. I don't even want to think about that truthfully.
Drink a marijarita(s) and enjoy the lights on ur Christmas tree. I gaze at mine nightly.
Happy Holidays!!!
He said ass-fro.
ReplyDeleteTwo more years for me. Glad everything looked good. Preventive maintenance... gotta do it.
Glad to hear the results were clear! I think that gives you a reason to celebrate.
ReplyDeletePS: I hope your nurse was as pretty as the one in the picture dressed in black latex.
Have a wonderful Christmas & Happy New Year!!