Well.... guess what I'VE been doing this evening?!?!?!?!?
It starts with a 'D' and involves Tequila!!!!
Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebirddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am realllly chapped... I wanted to include a video, but YOUTUBE has the embedding function disabled....
Sooooooo.... Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
But if you will click HERE, you will find it!!!! Make sure you turn the sound on your speakers WAY up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was all excited about that movie someone told me about... 'Tequila Mockingbird..' But I sure was disappointed... absolutely no alcohol that I can remember in that movie...
BoyShoes called and wanted to go for margaritas... so we did... he is totally insane... I have NO idea where the Hell he gets it from...
I wish I could make margaritas as nice as the ones where we went tonight were... We have this restaurant here in town named, 'Guadalajara'... but some time ago, BoyShoes and I renamed it 'Gargle A Hairball'... the food is great... we just tend to take things to the limit... and we affectionately refer to this place as the 'Hairball'...
I just read about some Watermelon Margaritas... and damn if that doesn't sound good...
My homemade margaritas really suck donkeys... not that I know what that is like... just sayin'...
Hey... look what I found?!?!?!?
It's a Nebraska Vibrator...
Obviously, its the 'ribbed' model...
I wonder if the Hairball delivers Margaritas... or if you can get them to go??
I have a sneaking suspicion that class is going to be Hell tomorrow... I hope I don't talk too loud...
Somebody misspelled "you're"
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I thought he looked familiar...
Namasté
~shoes~
OMG, you are so sauced right now, Shoesies !
ReplyDeleteAs long as you don't use that ribbed vibrator on yourself in your drunken stupor, I say you'll be alright.
And btw, if something is bad, it doesn't suck donkeys, it "sucks donkey balls".
LOL. I like it when you're drunk!! :)
ReplyDeleteSee this is why I just fall asleep when I'm drunk or sober for that matter.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking... as long as you didn't cough up a hairball - all is well!!! LOLOL
ReplyDeleteWatermelon sounds good...
;-)
Oh. My. God.
ReplyDeleteWe're going to meet for a drink someday.
The police are looking for me? Have I told you about my fascination with cops? :-) You certainly do sound like you had a great time, I hope the morning after wasn't too rough. I know how that goes. Funny stuff, Shoes!
ReplyDeleteBLAST!! How is it that you can be drinking margarita's and I miss it!! I used to think I had a built in homing beacon for Tequila. Apparently it is busted!
ReplyDeleteHA!
Hope your Monday wasn't too fuzzy.
Tequila and I parted ways after college. I hope that you aren't too hungover today. Lots of water, gatorade is probably a good idea, ibuprofen wouldn't hurt, and something sweet is also helpful becaues your blood sugar bottomed out. This advice would have been more helpful earlier. Wait a minute. I bet you know all of this stuff.
ReplyDeleteIn that case, it sounds like you had a blast. I hope that it was worth every bit of pain it caused today! And you are hysterical when you are drunk. That is a good thing:-)
mmm Tequila ... ahh if only I was in a bloggin mood 4 nights ago when I slurped back 7+ jello shooters, half of which Tequila ... me likey drunk blogging ...
ReplyDelete@ Senorita... Yes, I WAS sauced... and it may happen again tonight!!! :oD
ReplyDeleteI guess you are right.. that sucking donkey balls would be worse than sucking donkeys... maybe...
@ Spring Flower... I just tend to pay for it later.. you know what I mean? ;o)
@ Bathwater... LOLOL... I probably should fall asleep... at least I havent posted anything too revealing or shocking yet... yet...
@ Red.Neck.Chic... coughing up hairballs would be HORRILBE!!!! ack... Now I have this image of Bill the Cat acking... LOL
@ Jessica... I'm on if you can stand it!!! :oD LOL
@ Just Another Girl... I've READ about your fascination with cops over at your place... hahaha.. but I did survive... I think I end up re-evaluating whether or not I should have done that or not... hahaha
@ Amethyst Anne... You need to get your radar fixed... you can join Jessica and myself when we meet up!!!
@ Robin... No, I didn't know all of that stuff.. any kind of logic goes out the window when this kind of activity raises its ugly head... :oD
Yeah, I paid for it... ;o) I hope you are well!! :o)
@ Stacy... Have you returned from your trip? Did you have a great time?? I hope to read about it!! 7+ shooters?!?!? Get BACK!!
Drunk Blogging is fun!!! :oD it's good to see you back!!