I've read some funny stuff since I've been blogging... some really funny stuff... and some really GREAT writing... Some of you are SO talented... I'm just a hack...
BUT...
Linnnn... over at 'The Chronicle of Linnnn'... has written the most wonderful and funny thing I think I've ever read on a blog... you have to go HERE and read it...
Trust me... it will be well worth your time!!!
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Now, for my typical nonsense...
My neighbors, two cute lesbians... asked me what I wanted for my last birthday... I was quite surprised when they gave me a Timex...
It was really nice of them... but I'm sure they misunderstood...
When I said I wanna watch...
just sayin'...
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You can't make this kind of shit up...
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~shoes~
Oh Shoes, I'm glad I know you!!! "I wanna watch", lmao!!
ReplyDeleteI like your typical nonsense, I wish I had a pair of neighbors like that!
ReplyDelete@ Spring Flower... well... I'm sure you are aware... watching can be a whole lotta fun... :oD
ReplyDelete@ Bathwater.. me too!!!!!
~shoes~
If those 2 cute lesbians are the ones in the photo, then what did you expect, but a Timex, baaahaaaa.....key note observation, they are blonde? =)
ReplyDeleteWrite for free help. Funny enough in itself, but of course, even before that is "Can you read this sign?" What were they thinking?
ReplyDeleteSHOES! You rock out loud! Thank you so much for the shout out and I am happy to report an edited version of that story has earned an Editor's Pick at OpenSalon.com
ReplyDeleteWHEEEEE!
I can always count on getting a good laugh when I read you! xoxo.
ReplyDeleteHa ha!!! Are you posting pictures of me again?
ReplyDeleteAlways entertaining you are... hey hope things are smoothing out on the job front!!
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@ Whatever... LOL... yeah, you are right... I bet they are NOT watch connoisseurs... They on blonde on top anyway... ;o)
ReplyDelete@ Blissed Out GrandMa... yeah, I almost wonder if someone much younger didn't write that script... someone who is 'removed' from reality... I think the idea that there are those who can't read or write boggles some people...
@ Linnn... YOU are the one that ROCKS out loud!!! You deserve all the accolades for that writing!!
@ Bella... well... sometimes Life is good... no? ;o)
@ Darn Girl... yeah, of course!! I need some new ones to post... send them NOW!!!!! :oD
@ Burtong... ありがとうございました！
@ Southern Girl... I'm not sure things are smoothing out any, dear... I think its mostly acceptance... you know??
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