Wednesday, June 30, 2010

"Tag!! I'm IT or Plastic Joy!!..."

That lil nymph Senorita has tagged me over at her place with the "Plastic Joy Award..."




... and to fulfill the honors here, I have to tell you about five women that I would get it on with... woooo woooo!!!!!


Let's see... in no certain order...



Gina Gershorn...

She is nothing but hot and sexy... and if I were a golfer, she could kiss my balls and make my putter hot...


Here is another photo of her with Jennifer Tilly from the movie, "Bound"...

... and for the record I would do Jennifer Tilly too!!!

If I had Sherman and Peabody's 'Way Back Machine,' 
I would be sure to include 


Veronica Lake...

Good God, she was a good looking woman!!!
I saw her in several Turner Classic Movies a few weeks ago...  
she was sexy by today's standards back then!!

And if I were a Toon, I'd bop...


Jessica Rabbit... who, by the way, was inspired by Veronica Lake...
So even cartoon characters know what's sexy...

And then there's 


Rita Perrette... 
that kinky looking little lab gal from NCSI...
Something just says she would be HOURS of fun...

and then...

There's Brenda...

No photo... no last name...

She is the closest I've ever come to having sex with a student...

I met her some summers ago when she was coming back to school and needed an advisor... and she was assigned to me...

Beautiful... Gorgeous...

and we were attracted to each other immediately...

I was in the tail spin of the end of my marriage, but was still abiding by the vows that I took...  I was foolish either way... I was foolish to stay true to my marriage vows, but I would have been foolish to have tried anything with her...
She sure made it known she was interested...

Maybe I will post about her someday... in more detail...

She is the only former student that I've ever tried to find at a later point in time.

I know she's in Denver...

She is one of the few women I've ever crossed paths with...
that I was SURE could have sexually killed me...
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And now I have to pass this on to five others...

I shall select...

Spring Flower      Southern Girl     Stacy     


Tag!! You're ALL it!!!!!!

~shoes~

9 comments:

  1. Awwww thanks for the pat on the bum! ;-)

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  2. Now that is a wide variety of women, Brenda being the only unseen one.

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  3. I would have done a few of those women--if I DID women...LOL

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  4. Jennifer Tilly !!! Oh GOD!, How I'd love to watch her try and solve complex mathematic equations or spell words with more than 4 letters in them !! Rawwrrrr !

    She's my fav that's not even on your list !

    Yes, Heff loves them SMART !!

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  5. Oh wow, you have great taste in women ! You like the classics.

    I hope you talk about your former student sometime.

    Thanks for playing !

    P.S: I am not a nymph, lol. Trust me, there is a lot more bark than there is bite.

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  6. @ Spring Flower... I'm betting that patting your bum would be delightful!!! ;o)

    @ Bathwater... yeah, I don't have a pic of Brenda... but she was one hot woman... I don't have many regrets in Life, but she is one... I think she would have been worth the risk...

    @ Martie... LOL... and I would have watched!!! ... er... if I did watch... ;o)

    @ Jessica... dirty? Me?? Yeah... probably... :oD

    @ Heff... LOLOL... Hey, my interest in her wasn't for her quantitative skills... er... just more along the lines of physical pleasures... ;o) But there would be something funny about watching her do those things...

    @ Senorita... Yeah, I like the more classic lines... I will write about her (Brenda) sometime...

    PS: I said 'nypmh'... not 'nympho!!!' :oP
    A nymph by definition is a nature goddess usually depicted as a beautiful maiden... :oD
    You are indeed a beautiful maiden.. no?

    ~shoes~

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  7. Thank you. I heart you. I played along. And the only thing I'd want to do with Jennifer Tilly is button up her shirt then beat her ass at a game of poker ... but to each their own ....

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  8. @ Stacy... LMAO... button up her shirt and then beat her ass?? At poker?? LOL...

    I loved your post!! Thank you!!! ;o)

    ~shoes~

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