Friday, June 25, 2010

"Fucked Up Tattoos..."

Rhut rho...


I was screwing around this morning... and ran across several web sites that specialize in misspelled tattoos...  They pretty much speak for themselves... so here goes...
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This fellow has every right in the world to proclaim his love and support to his university... but... didn't he proof-read the copy?  Now it IS possible that he thought the university was named after Clarence Clemons, the sax player for the E-Street Band...


Poor fucker...
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Poor guy... evidently he was in 'to' much of a hurry to know that 'to' should have been spelled 'too'....  I think I've had this guy in some of my classes before...
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I bet his Momma loves him... given that he is SO awsome...  Poor fucker... and somewhere out there... is a gal that thinks  he IS awsome because of that tattoo!!!!
Some gene pool we are fucking with here...
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Oh  yeah... what a way to demonstrate to the systsem that you are bucking it!!!

Poor bastard...

And I guess what is strange/funny here, is that the tattoo 'artists' still got paid for these efforts...
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'Your mine, all mine!!!!!

DumbASS!!!!!!!!!

I would love to see the beauty that claims this hunk of manhood...



The real 'tradgey' here is that some son-of-a-bitch didn't know how to spell tragedy...

I can imagine it now... some kid sitting in an english class thinking... 'fuck...I'm gonna be a tattoo artiste... I don't gotta know how to spell...'

Poor bastard...
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And I imagine at some point, she must think...

"I'm hot as hell!!!!!!"
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Obviously, I am feeling better today...

~shoes~

15 comments:

  1. LMAO. I gotta see that website. It's almost as good as "people of walmart"!!! xoxo

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  2. LMAO!!! As a tattooed person, I know the customer approves the tattoo once it's copied or drawn onto your body. Apparently, these mental giants didn't know how to spell correctly either.

    Funny. In a sad sort of way.

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  3. Glad to see that you are feeling better!! Thank you for reaffirming my need to cull the gene pool.

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  4. This is why it is important to get your man naked and look him over in strong light.

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  5. Those are amazing.
    Amazingly idiotic! You're right...poor bastards. They probably don't even know they are spelled incorrectly!

    Thanks for the chuckle!
    :-)

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  6. Don't know what you dweebs are fussing about, I'm proud of my Amerikan Educashun.... Have some pride poeple!!

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  7. Tattoos, like women, always look better at closing time. It's when you wake up in the daylight that you notice your mistakes and say "WTF?" and sometimes it's too late to correct them.

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  8. The real tragedy is that you had to explain what was wrong with these TATTs.
    Life is like Tattoos...
    Your mistakes are written in INK..

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  9. Hi. I found you through comments on another's blog. But I thought I'd point to this site: http://www.contrariwise.org/ (which isn't mine) to check out some excellent and beautiful literary (and appropriately spelled) tattoos. :)

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  10. Wow! What else is there to say?

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  11. @ Spring Flower... yeah, it's amazing... the places we find our amusement... :oD

    @ Jessica... yeah, my daughter has numerous tattoos, including a sleeve... and her husband sports a pair of sleeves... so through osmosis, I've learned a little something about the tattoo business... these kinds of mistakes are the results of failures at both ends!

    @ Amethyst Anne... Thank you.. it's good to be feeling better! As for culling the Gene Pool, doesn't The Darwin Awards honor that?? LOL...

    @ Charlene... LOL... er.. wait... I don't wanna look at no naked man under ANY kind of light!!! Oh... you meant YOU!!! ;o)

    As for women, I always enjoy giving a naked woman a thorough going over... ;o)

    @ Senorita... maybe they spell that furkces... or some dyslexic permutation...

    @ F8... I know... they can't possibly ever suspect that it's misspelled... poor souls...

    @ Southern Girl... I am feeling your pride.. ;o) I mean... :oD

    @ Catch Her In the Wry... yeah... and you know, for every woman that looks better at closing time, I am SURE the same thing is true about us guys!!! ;o)

    @ Kurt... I fear my explaining what was wrong with the tatts is the 'school teacher' coming out in me... :o( LOL As for them being written in ink, my daughter does have one or two she says she regrets... but I still see her getting more...

    @ Adulteress... Thank you for stopping by... I will look at this site later... My daughter has some great tattoos.. as does her husband... and there is a fellow I know that has some long scripture tattooed on his left forearm... And thank you for the follow... I will be by to visit your blog later... thanks!!

    @ Just Another Girl... Hahaha... evidently still a great deal!!!!

    ~shoes~

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  12. Ahhh, see all my words are in Latin so it takes a smarter than average person to find any mistakes. I hope there are no mistakes.

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  13. @ Bathwater... my daughter has some Egyptian hieroglyph on her forearm that she SWEARS is her name... I told her it more than likely says something like 'dog'.. or 'fart'... or something like that...

    Ive seen your photos of your tattoos... really impressive!!!

    ~shoes~

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  14. This my friend, is why I will never, NEVER, get a tattoo in Japanese writing. I'm too afraid of wanting one thing and walking out with "asswipe" instead. Doh!

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  15. @ Vixen... LOL... yeah, there are TONS of inside jokes that can be made at the expense of one who has no clue... and I would be at the front of the line!!!

    ~shoes~

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