From Urban Dictionary: a total fucking disaster... the kind that makes you want to shake your head.
Another from Urban Dictionary: While vigorously having sex, your hog pops all the way out, and then catches the rim on the way back in, causing it to bend in half sideways like the box cars in a train wreck. A bad case of liquor dick will increase the chances of this happening.
1. "Man, the other night she was riding me when I had a huge train wreck. My dick has been blue for two days."
2. "I was banging her from behind last night but I was so hammered I kept having train wrecks."
Yet another from Urban Dictionary: When a three-way goes terribly wrong.
1. "DUDE, Nate and Allen were banging this bitch and their dicks touched, Talk about a Train Wreck."
Yet... ANOTHER from Urban Dictionary: When you stick your dick inside a girl's asshole right they she starts to take a shit.
GUY1: "Dude I was fucking this chick last night, but she started to take a dump right when we were doin it, so I train wrecked that bitch! The only bad thing was that I had to wash my dick like crazy."
GUY2: "Haha tha- wait, what??"
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I was going to post about my trainwreck of a weekend... and was distracted by various definitions of a train wreck...
Last Monday, GirlShoes texted me...
'Dad... I am working at Tipitina's Friday night...
the Soul Rebels are playing...
you should come down!!!
I thought... that sounds like fun... so I replied with...
'OK...'
There wasn't much of a conversation that occurred after that... so I assumed we were good to go... you know??
By Thursday, I texted her asking if the plans for the weekend were still on...
I get a message something similar to this...
I dunno, Dad... I am working Friday night...
I won't have time to visit...
WTF?
I mean... she had already asked me to come down... the fact that she was going to be working was a given...
There were red flags all over the place concerning this visit... I have just about convinced myself to not go... but I haven't seen GirlShoes since back in January... the visits we've tried to plan in the mean time kept running into road blocks...
So I go... when I get there Friday evening, I already feel that I'm not supposed to be there... just a feeling... you know?? Tipitina's was fun... as were the Soul Rebels...
The Soul Rebels
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Later... at their house...
I'm not sure what had happened, but they no longer had a bed in the guest room... just an inflatable air mattress... YIKES!!! That thing was a BITCH to sleep on...
Saturday's visit was ok... GirlShoes went to work... she's a bartender at a place called
... and it's interesting that while I was googling... looking for the above image... that I found THIS one...
GirlShoes and Wedding Guest at her Wedding Reception
Hallowe'en Night, 2008
Anyway... I digress... the rest of the visit turned ugly... nasty... she got angry at me... I got upset with her... nothing, for the rest of the trip, went right... At 3.00 AM Sunday morning, I packed my bags and left... I wanted to be back home...
I was going to write about everything that went wrong, but it doesn't matter...
I know that a great deal of my problems revolve around my lack of security about my continued employment at Alluvial Flood Plain University...
I need to do some soul searching... and get myself better grounded...
I am confident that I have become a difficult person to be around... it isn't who I am...
~shoes~
I cant even comment on the train wreck stuff. I'm still laughing too hard.
ReplyDeleteTurbulent family relations are my specialty these days. My father and I havent been right for a couple of years. It does suck. Sorry you had a shitty weekend.
OK I will confess right here on this keyboard, I have never had anywhere near the train wreck you described about the girl getting ass sex and having to poop. This should serve as a warning: WEAR A CONDOM for ass sex!
ReplyDeleteThe family drama; man I feel that. My sister and I cannot even send each other e.mail without pissing me or her off! For now I will only stalk her on Facebook and NOT comment on anything she puts on her wall. I promise.
Now those are some new definitions for train wreck I've never heard. I can't comment on the visit you are being more vague then I can usually be.
ReplyDeletesorry the trip was a bust. *hugs*
ReplyDeleteclang clang clang clang WHOOOOO WHOO! Get off the tracks, man...
ReplyDeleteDamn it, my favorite late night sound is the train in the distance. Now I have to think about all that other mayhem listed above.
Dear man, it's a rough patch. It'll smooth out. But in the meantime, it sucks...And I feel for you.
OMG you and your blog are one hot perverted trainwreck !! Feel better soon........
ReplyDeleteOh dear... What happened? Sad when you argue and have a hard time with family.
ReplyDeleteWe're both having a rough time. I think we need a group hug...
@ Peggy Sue... I agree about Kate and Jon and those 8 kids (the kids to a lesser extent; they can't help it) being train wrecks... I knew to expect a 'different' kind of definition for 'train wreck' at the Urban Dictionary, but I wasn't prepared for what I found... LOL...
ReplyDelete@ PeeDee... turbulent family relations... I've experienced more than my share... as I posted, I am willing to accept my share of the blame... but sometimes my daughter just pushes me over the edge...
@ Charlene... stalking your sister on FB... LOL... I think stressed family shiznit with brothers and sisters is one thing... I think with children, its another....
@ BathWater... re: train wreck definitions, I was surprised! Re: daughter, it was just a host of things... from her having had too much to drink... to waiting until 9.00PM to think about eating dinner, and then discovering their was a 1 1/2 hr wait... to a whole host of shiznit.. blah...
@ Jaime... yeah, more of it was bad than good... :o( I was hopeful for a good time... when she has too much to drink, things just tend to go down hill... :o(
@ Linnnn... re: the sounds of trains at night... I miss those as well... the railroad left out area almost 20 years ago... on nights when one couldnt sleep, it was a 'good' nighttime sound... :o)
@ Senorita... me? A train wreck?? Yeah, I think I can be... :oD I think the key to a great deal of my chaos is resolving the job thingie...
@ Spring Flower...It was just a whole host of things that went amiss... A group grope? I mean, a group hug?? Bring it on!!! :o)
~shoes~