I feel funny today... Not 'ha ha' funny... nor 'clown' funny... nor 'gay' funny... just 'funny'...
This guy looks like the Marilyn Manson
version of Emmett Kelley...
version of Emmett Kelley...
This didn't start out as a clown post...
I'm just weird that way...
Oh... that reminds me of a bad joke...
Do you know why cannibals don't eat clowns???
They taste funny...
I warned you...
I would love to have a cadre of clowns to be my pall bearers when the time comes...
Hmmm... would you screw a clown?
I wonder if Ronald McDonald likes blow jobs???
He sure seems to have a smile on his face...
I wonder if she likes his special sauce?
I wonder if she ordered a McWeiner??
I wonder if she super-sized it???
Clown porn... who woulda thunk it??
That guy on the left needs some super-sizing...
Just sayin'...
~shoes~
I've seen a lot of porn but clown porn at 9:07 a.m. is kind of shocking!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I've had my coffee. SMILE
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteClowns freak me out, big time. Love the first pic X-Files style. :)
*giggle*
ReplyDeletexoxoxo
gobbles
BAAAAH! Clowns freak me the hell out.
ReplyDeleteFrom what I see, the clown on the left in the Clown Porn pic doesn't have too much to be happy about !
ReplyDeleteAaarrrrgggghhhh! I hate clowns, they're creepy and everything about this post has made me even more certain of that fact!
ReplyDeleteAs for feeling funny, is that funny ha-ha or funny peculiar as my mum would say?
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wow - glad i wasn't reading this out in public today. :)
ReplyDeleteThe only thing freakier than a clown is a MIME. AAAAHHH!
ReplyDeleteClowns don't really bother me all that much. However I did realize that apparently I am bothered by Clown porn. Well maybe it's his rather..um....lacking display that has me more bothered.
ReplyDeleteIt is also shocking at 1:12pm ...
ReplyDeleteAnd unfortunately, I'm in a spot in life where that turned me on a little ... dammit Shoes ... you've made me look, like, 5 times ...
I HATE clowns. They're evil!
ReplyDeletescratching head in puzzlement and a bit of fear... clowns are scary.
ReplyDeleteShoesies, this post made me laugh !
ReplyDeleteOMG, but hey would you mind posting a little warning when you post clown porn pics ? Sometimes I read these at work, and I don't want to have to explain anything like this to the boss.
And no, I don't ever think I could screw a clown.
No likey clowns. Looking for the baseball bat and the tazer now...
ReplyDeleteOk, I started to be really creeped out by this post but then I saw your comment about the one clown needing "super sizing" and I just giggled.
ReplyDeleteYour naughty...clowns scare me...Hugs
ReplyDeleteMy friend, you have way too much time on your hands!
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't need to know what else you have on your hands!
Thanks shoes for all your kindness
ReplyDeleteI'm with Jill, no clowns or mimes. Hate them both. Needless to say I've never been to a circus, nor will I ever.
ReplyDelete@ Good morning, Charlene... yeah, the clown porn was a shock to me... I had no idea... I had started a serious post about just not feeling well, and I guess my 'inner clown' took over...
ReplyDelete@ Spring Girl... yeah, If I could do clown make-up and look like that, I would teach class as a clown on some days... :oD
@ Red.Neck.Chic... that's definitely a minimal comment there, Gobbles...
@ Jessica... clowns freak me out more now than they used to... maybe there's some kind of 'fear of clowns' phobia out there...
Damn... there is!! its called, 'Coulrophobia.' Who would have thunk that???
I wonder if there is a fear of shoes???
Probably... I think I would be very afraid of Shoes... ;o)
@ Heff... Yeah, that clown looks as if he got 'short changed'... doesn't he? Maybe he needs to put a clown nose on the end of it... give it some 'bulk'... or some 'girth'...
Hmmm... a country singer with a big package...
"Girth Brooks?"
@ Tuppence... no, definitely not 'funny' "funny"... I think more still sick funny... Yeah, clowns are the freaks... wasn't there a murderer who used to dress as a clown??? John Wayne Gacy, I think...
@ Magnolia... I'm sorry... I will use some kind of warning the next time... Please accept my apologies...
@ Jill VT... I think you are right, Mimes are more freaky than clowns... they must be like first cousins or something... you think?
@ Amethyst Anne... Yeah, he is rather a bit 'wanting' in that regard... no?
@ Stacy... LMAO... there is a link for clown porn out there... ;o)
@ Ubermouth... Yes, the ARE E-VILLE!!!! That's 'evil' the way that Vincent Price used to say it...
@ Robin... Clowns are skeery... as for where some of my blog ideas come from... I really can't explain that... :oD
@ Senorita... I'm sorry, dear... I will include a warning in the future. I hope you had a great weekend!!! :o)
@ Linnn... yeah, I think the BFBB would do... ;o) and Taze the HELL outta them...
@ Bella... I really don't intend for my posts to be freaky or skeery... I normally do head for the humor angle... however, I am sure that lack of length isn't funny to him...
@ Darn Girl.. me? Naughty?? I've been accused of that!!! :o) On a serious note, you are to be commended for how you take care of your Grand Mother... The world is better because of people like you...
@ Mad Woman... nah, no need to worry... I'm empty-handed... ;o)
@ Just Another Girl... so then is it safe to say that your love interest isn't a clown?? ;o)
~shoes~
dear bozo,
ReplyDeletewell.... it was minimal 'cause I had to find a clown and see what my response was as I have never really been exposed to clowns before.
in the time that has elapsed from my original comment:
I found the sheik of clowndom.
I was interested in said sheik/clown... perhaps I have a fetish? dunno but verrrry possible.
I have since arrived at this conclusion: send in the clowns 'cause clowns don't skeer me.
xoxoxo
gobbles