Tuesday, October 26, 2010

"Let's Get Personal..."

I just got out of the most boring meeting ever...  I was trying to decide if I wanted to fall asleep, and then fall out of my chair, and disrupt things as I hit the floor... I guess I decided against it because it didn't happen.  I also thought about slitting my wrists and bleeding out, but that seemed messy.


And THEN, something caused me to start thinking about personal ads... you know, the kind like "SWM ISO U" or something like that...  So here goes...


Pay Close attention to the instructions!!!


Of course, who knows... something like this may work quite well!!!!


I wonder if she recalls which bar it was???


I wonder if the open-minded twin sister 
need be double-jointed as well???


WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
That has to be ONE specialized market!!!!!


Hmmm... a noise?
I wonder if it sounds like a cow kissing???
"sMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOch"


I wonder if the voices are in a language she understands???


Rhut Rho... 
Someone may have overstepped his boundry!


LMAO @ 'Kids OK.'


Oh my!!!
This may not end well!!!!!


Dayum... I wonder what kind of gun one 
could get for  200+ Playboys??

So much for the serious stuff... I see the wind has blown my feather the other way!!

Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~shoes~
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11 comments:

  1. JessicaOctober 26, 2010 at 5:26 PM

    Love these!!!

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  2. Gucci MamaOctober 26, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    Those are fabulous. I especially love the "fail".

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  3. magnoliaOctober 26, 2010 at 5:46 PM

    hahaha - braaaaaains (kids OK). LOVE it! :)

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  4. AnonymousOctober 26, 2010 at 7:08 PM

    LMAO!!!!! xoxo
    I'd take the kitty I think.... hehe

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  5. RobinOctober 26, 2010 at 7:10 PM

    I just don't know what to say. It has been one of THOSE days again. I think we might have to take your internet away;-)

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  6. CharleneOctober 26, 2010 at 7:20 PM

    There used to be great personal ads in the paper. No more. Sigh.

    I wonder if a gal could offer to trade guns for a good ........?

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  7. Catch Her in the WryOctober 26, 2010 at 7:31 PM

    Back when personal ads were popular and I was divorced, I put one in the newspaper and now we've been married almost 19 years. My daughter met her husband through a college personal dating site, and my widowed sister-in-law meet her boyfriend on match.com, and her sister met her huband on a Christian dating site. None of our ads were similar to the ones in your post, however.

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  8. SenoritaOctober 26, 2010 at 11:22 PM

    Shoesies, you make me laugh !

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  9. red.neck chicOctober 27, 2010 at 8:27 AM

    *smoooooooooooooooooooooooches*..........

    how do turkeys sound when they kiss?

    xoxoxo
    gobbles

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  10. AnonymousOctober 27, 2010 at 8:59 AM

    OOOooohhh we love it when your feathers blow the other way :-)

    I'm very good at directions!

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  11. HeffOctober 27, 2010 at 11:11 AM

    In my parts, 200+ Playboy Magazines will get you AT LEAST 3 quality firearms.

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