WhatEvah!
Have I told you that I have a sister old enough to be my Mom? I've become her chauffeur when it comes time for her to see a doctor... I feel like Morgan Freeman in 'Driving Miss Daisy'...
...and MAN, is she going to see doctors these days... All OVER the place... it's people like her that, I think, are partially responsible for the great healthcare costs society has today. She goes to see an oncologist on a regular basis... just for check ups... blood work... stuff like that. I have issues with this doctor. He gives her the "good news" and then schedules another appointment for six months in the future. She told me a while back, 'Shoes... he can't find it...' and I immediately respond with, 'can't find what?'
'My cancer... he can't find it...'
To which I reply... 'maybe he can't find it because you don't have cancer.'
Bless her heart... she SO wants to have something wrong with her...
Any Hooters...
Imagine the disappointment...
However, I bet he didn't let her go... no??
Shrinkage... enough said here...
I love that episode of 'Seinfeld' when they are all at the beach... and one of Jerry's many, many girl friends walks in on George as he's taking off his swim trunks... and George is in a full-blown (no pun intended) case of 'Shrinkage...' Poor George...
How come cold water shrinks our peckers, but makes women's nipples erect???
What a bummer... imagine what society could do with all of the money that is spent on Viagra if, instead, all men had to use was an ice cube...
I was in a marriage like this once...
Nicola should be my daughter...
My son works at a restaurant... a greatly bohemian kind of place... this is the front door of said restaurant...
I feel funny today... not clown fucking funny... just funny...
I'm glad it's Wednesday...
~shoes~
