Do you know what a 'merkin' is?
I'm not sure how I came to know of them... I think the fact that I know what one is... is scary...
In looking for a working definition, I am pleased to learn that they aren't JUST what I thought them to be...
A merkin, I had read somewhere, is a pubic hair piece... and I thought... why would someone want a wig for his/her genitalia? I mean.. WTF?!?!?!?!?!
Hmmm... A Richard Simmons Merkin?
I wondered if women... who either shaved... or got Brazilians, ever became self conscious and would go out and buy fake hair...???
I thought this to be one hairy beaver,
but it turned out to be an Angora Rabbit...
Kate Winslet was asked during an interview about her role in 'The Reader'... where she was required to wear a merkin... It seems that the movie was to have occurred in the '50s... evidently before women started wearing landing strips, like she said she did...
I looked for photos of Ms Winslet wearing the merkin (ok... it didn't matter... she didn't have to be wearing one... but a nude photo would have been nice just the same... )...
Just google 'Kate Winslet' and 'merkin' and you can find stories...
These definitely do NOT look like any female pubic hair I've come across...
No Pun Intended... maybe...
Only in New Orleans...
I'm proud to be a Merkin...
At Least I know I'm free.....
Hmmm... I had Britney pegged as more of
a Minnie Mouse kind of girl...
I wonder what other neat words are out there??
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PS: Can you all tell that the semester is over and I'm bored?
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PS: Can you all tell that the semester is over and I'm bored?
~shoes~
Shoes. You make me laugh. For that, I thank you.
ReplyDeleteFunny :)
ReplyDeletePINK... is myt favorite cra-YON...
ReplyDeleteIve been driunking... can you tell? :0d
HAR!
~shoes~
shoes... was this another one of your drunk posts? or is this really what goes through your mind when you have too much time on your hands?
ReplyDeleteShoes...you crack me the hell up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yeah, I can tell you're bored. :)
ReplyDeleteOMG, I knew what a merkin was before this, thanks to the sick roommate I had in Barcelona who told me about them.
ReplyDeleteMy dad was shocked that I knew.
I wouldn't ever wear a merkin. No way, no how.
I am delighted to report I learned something here I did not know, and I thought I knew stuff.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what we could learn if you were under the influence of more liquor? I mean we'd need to find the spot where you could still type but where your brain reported to your fingers without censure.
I already knew this one, how times have changed. Can you imagine trying to keep that hair-piece in place during sex?
ReplyDeleteAfter the hell of getting my pubes ripped out of my skin, and the pain, ooohhh the pain ... I would not taint it with a damn merkin ... I show my shit OFF! Well, not Britney or anything .... although that would be some great blog material .... but then I'd have to wear a dress and that would just be uncomfortable all around.
ReplyDeleteNo I am thinking shaved is best and I thought everyone knew that???
ReplyDelete..This is sooooo funny...I didnt know what a merken was...Now I do thank you..!! BTW Shoes you are on LOL today so link up and enjoy..!
ReplyDeleteHi, folks... I wasn't and had not been drinking when the post was written... however, at the time I made the response above... I had been... yes... :oD
ReplyDelete@ Jaime... my brain and idle time do NOT mix well!!! Trust me on that!!! :oD
@ Bella... thank you, dear... at times, I DO try to entertain... and of course, comments like yours do much to enable me... :oD
@ Senorita... in that case, you SHOULD write about this said room mate... sounds like that would be VERY interesting... ;o) And... you do NOT strike me as a merkin kind of girl...
@ Charlene.. in addition to entertaining, I also try to educate... consider yourself knowledgeable at an Introductory Level For Merkins... quizzes are SURE to follow.. :oD
Hmmm... we may have to test that... Afterall, I haven't come back and updated the Bank Sex Story... have I? :oD Maybe I need to drink and post to that end...
@ Bathwater... LOL... the Male Merkins (sounds like some kind of wildlife... doesnt it?) Look like something that would slip over a door knob... I guess a form of kinky sex would be to take the merkin off...!!!
@ Stacy... I dunno... waxing just sounds painful... it has to be!!!! Of course, with shaving, there's the 'growing out' time period... that's not fun either!
@ That Darn Girl... Hey you...Yeah.. I vote for shaving... and actually being the ShavER!!! :oD
@ smArtee...Thank you for the Heads Up on the LOL link... I had forgotten!! As for the level of 'Merkin Enlightenment'... you are very welcome!!!
~shoe~