Damn... I would have sworn it was warning waring, will robinson...
I don;t think Im acutally drunk, but I did have wayyyyyyy too mannyyy martinissssssss tonight... I didnt wear my fishnets like I threatened s omeone that I would... that would have got my ass fireed if someone from work saw me... I honestly really dont wear fishnets... but it makes a good story...
It was marinis night at the warehouse... and they are half price... I told osmeone I was going to have three... but I think it was more than that... and after a while they all start tasting the same...
I sure like olives... but not olive oyl...
I mean.. whyyyyyyyyyyyyy did popeye and brutus always fight over THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHY!?!?!?!?!? Maybe she had a great personality or something...
Why didnt they fight over THIS?!?!?!?!?
Hell... I would have fought over this!!!!!
I bet the reason that olive oyl didnt look like jessica Rabbit was because the guy who drew Popeye couldnt draw boobs and butts and stuff... or maybe he could but he could only draw man boobs... and man butts... blerk...
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I got a textx message from Jan tonight... she's the one that used to love me... then didnt love me... and then loved me again... and then didnt love me again... and I dont know wnen I last saw her, but maybe I will remember later... here's her text message:
Jan: 10:50 PM - Everybody wang chung tonight!!
Now... even though I dont think Im actually drunk... I know I must be impaired because I couldnt thihk of a smart assd remark to send bavk to her... I mean WTF?!?!?!?!?!
And I watched this damn video over and over and over and over and over thnking...
Where the fuck is... damn... I can't think of his name... oh yeah... George Michael...
And then it dawned on me that George Michael is in WHAm... and not Wang CHung...
Did you know taht Wham had a song titled, "I'm Your Man!" Does anyone see anything really funny about that shit?!?!?
I did want to post a George Michael Video... and the one I wanted to post was disabled... so you have to click HERE!!!!!!!!!!!! to see it....
Hey... what does PeeWee Herman and George Michael have in common?!?!?!
Uh uhhhhhhhhh... no fair looking!!!!
Hmmm.... this sounds familiar>......
I bet she can kick his ass.,.. what do you think..??
Now THAT's One hell of an air bag...
Hey... I know YOU!!!
HAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~shoes~
Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.....
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I think I wanna buy you martinis!
ReplyDeleteOh I want to party with YOU, ya maniac!
ReplyDelete(oooo sorry. didn't mean to shout.)
*tip toes quietly away.*
You are too funny! I LOVE Martini Blogging!
ReplyDeleteI miss Martinis. Ok, so I've never actually had one, but I do miss drunk blogging. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteDrunk sex = AOK. Drunk blogging or texting? = not such a good idea fer me...
ReplyDeleteYOUR drunk blogging is hill lar E us.
Drunk blogging. Sounds like fun though I've only been drunk once in my life in my 50th year and the best part was I did that at home and my "friend" didn't drink. After a while we tried sex while drunk. I recall thinking I was flying.
ReplyDeleteThat stuff about Jan who loves you and then doesn't and they does and then doesn't, repeat; she only loves you when she's horny or drunk or some guy dumps her. You know this right?
My laptops keyboard is starting to go. I have to press REALLY HARD on the t's and the g's to have those keys work. So hear I am, typing away at a blog, or a comment, or an e-mail and all those letters are missing.
ReplyDeleteWhich makes almost everything I write look like I was in a three martini lunch.
:-)
(I typed this on the desktop. Those t's work.)
Yea, you were drunk...so what's up with Jan?
ReplyDeletei love your drunk posts!
ReplyDelete@ SouthernGirl... Thanks... I did something similar to that... but I didn't have your phone number... I'm sure the email worked just fine.. :oP
ReplyDelete@SpringFlower... I will let you buy me martinis anytime.. :oD
@ Linnn... I think we all need to get together and have one HUGE Martini or (insert your favorite drink here) BLOW OUT!! PARTY!!!!!!
@ Christine... There were times it wasn't quite so funny... HAR!!!
@ Raven... drunk blogging isnt really that hard to do... all you have to do is... well.. ;o)
@ Martie... Drunk Sex? yeah... its pretty ok too... :oD Drunk Sex Blogging?? Hmmm...
@ Charlene... if I was drunk, it doesnt come anywhere close to the one time that I KNOW for sure I was drunk... DAYUM!!!! now THAT was drunk...
Jan? Yeah... bless her heart, she had/has tons of issues... Mostly, I figured out that she saw me as 'stability'... and when her world would get fukked up... and things needed to be steadied, she would rely on me... I'm guessing that her world is fukked right now...
@ F8hasit... LOL @ typing looking as if you had had a three-martini lunch...
@ Urban Cowboy... Jan is a lost soul... her greatest flaw (not that I have room to be talking at all) is that she's a perfectionist... nothing is right unless she does it, and even then, if its not right, she gets so angry... Thank you for stopping by...
Congratulations on your son's safe return from Iraq... Be sure to pass on to him my appreciation for his service to our country...
@ Jaime... Dayum... I was sure that the fishnets were your favorite part... :oD
~shoes~
I soooo want to drunk blog....I think I might after the next round of martinis....it sounds like you had fun..it was fun to read and imagine your state of being...Lolol....maybe all of us bloggers should have a drunk blog fest on certain nights...restful sleep to you..!i like your comics..!
ReplyDeleteOhMyGoodness!!! We so need to party together!!! I'm nearly this random in real life. Drunk? It's complete madness! Hilarity! Oh, and my chucks are grayish...but, red ones are my next purchase. xoxox
ReplyDeleteI would just as soon not get those drunk text unless it is from some one new that I want to see.
ReplyDelete@ smArtee... drunk blogging is fun... and you don't have to wear a seat belt or anything... Hell... you don't even have to get dressed... ;o)
ReplyDeleteI think something like 'Thursday Night Drunk Blogs' could be very interesting... And maybe we could select another night for 'Pot High Blog Night'... the options are endless... :oD
@ Bella... PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! Damn, tomorrow night is Martini Night again at the Warehouse!!! I have a history of wearing Chuck Taylors in the wrong setting/enviroment... I almost got fired a few years ago for wearing them to commencement and to work... When my daughter got married, she wore Red Chucks under her wedding gown... Such a sweetie!!! Thank you for stopping by!!!!
@ BathWater... I TOTALLY understand!!!!
~Shoes~