'WTF Wednesday...'

I go through various phases of 'WTF'... sometimes I let my hair grow long... and then will go and get it cut extremely short... only to let it grow long again...


I noticed this as I entered the building coming back from lunch a few moments ago... there is a board at the entrance... some asshole one here in the College of Business at Alluvial Flood Plain State University thought it would be cool to post our photos there...


It reminds me of the 'Seinfeld' episode where Kramer etal decide it would be cool to post everyone's photo... so they can get to know each other...  blah... my thought is that it identifies me as a target....


Anyhoo... I saw my photo... and it was the  short-haired Shoes... and I'm more in the long-haired Shoes phase now...


I remembered one semester when I was in a long-haired phase... a student was looking at me... and she suddenly started laughing... I asked her what she thought was so funny in my usual snarky manner...

and she replied...

"you look just like that guy  in 'Dumb And Dumber' "

Jeff Daniels

You know what?

I sure as Hell DID!!!

Another Jeff Daniels

Thank God for her, I have a sense of humor!!

I remember being somewhere with GirlShoes... and she saw a photo of some actor... and she called for me...  'Daddy... come here! This looks JUST like you!!!'

I looked and thought... 'No.. he's handsome... ' 

Rutger Hauer

So my daughter runs around calling me 'Rutger' from time to time... little smart ass... I wonder where she got it from...

I posted a photo the other day of Doug Sahm... and realized that my son-in-law looks just like him in that pic...

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Several weeks ago, Spring Flower posted a very titillating post here HERE about meeting someone you really don't know... someone you've never met... for sex...

And...

... that got me to thinking...

You know, for a long-haired, leaping gnome of a business professor, I am amazed at some of the opportunities that have come my way...

I am not a suave, debonair kind of guy... I am very naive... really... and my experiences surrounding my divorce have made me very gun shy as far as approaching women goes...

I remember one afternoon having just returned from class, I checked my university email... and as I scrolled through the mail, I found one that caught my attention... 

It said something along the lines of... " I saw you today... you are cute!!"  

Me? Cute??  I don't think so, Scooter...

But she asked me to email her... so I did... and I started this chain of communications with someone that I just wasn't sure who I was talking with... well aware this could be someone just fucking with me, I played everything close to my chest... 

So I asked about where she saw me... what was I doing... and she wouldn't answer any of those questions... she knew thatI was trying to pin-point where this 'observation' could have occurred... which could have tipped me off as to who I may be dealing with...

This email exchange went one for several weeks... it was the end of the Fall Semester... things were quickly coming to an end...  in one email she referenced a friend I had with me... so I got to thinking about places I went... who was with me... a colleague and I had gone to lunch... so was it the restaurant?  Oh... we stopped at the bank... was it there?

The bank made sense... I paid cash at the restaurant... but I made a deposit at the bank... so my name and all would be on there... the check included in the deposit would identify where I worked...

But it still did no good as far as trying to know who was teasing me... 

Then the phone calls started... they weren't harrassing calls... they were from a cell phone... so I didn't really have a way of ID'ing who was calling...

At some point, she became playful (sexual) during her phone calls... I remained reserved... still not knowing who I was dealing with...  and so this went on until the week before Christmas...

Early this one Thursday morning, my phone rang... I stumbled verbally through the 'good morning' part of it... and the voice said...

"I'm on my way over to your place..."

A very short time later, there was a knock at the door... it was December... it was very very very cold outside... I opened the door... and there stood this young woman from the bank... I knew of her, but I didn't know her name... she was wearing this long heavy coat and had what appeared to be a shopping bag with her...

She smiled... she came in... and took her coat off...

And I like to have died right there... she was only wearing a bra and panties under this long winter coat...  She said... "I don't have long... I have to be at work in an hour..."

I tell you what... we wore each other out in that hour!!!!!

The shopping bag? She brought her work clothes with her...

Then she had to go to work... I have to tell you, going to the bank was never the same again... I would notice that several of the other women at the bank would smile knowingly when they would see me... I would always wonder about who knew what...

So... inspired by Spring Flower's post, this was my sex with an unknown person...

Man... this reads like something out of Penthouse Forum...

There are several 'twists' to this... I might share them if you ask nicely...

~shoes~