Today is Tuesday... isn't it?
I decided to come into the office today and
There has been a large law enforcement seminar being held in our building over the break between semesters... there were police cars everywhere...
The one vehicle that caught my eye was this one...
I've never seen a local police department vehicle labeled as "Funded By Homeland Security..." That can only mean that the tax base of this community is so poor... so bad... that they can't even finance their own local police department... I fear the direction in which our country appears to be headed...
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There has been some very serious weather tear through the Southern states the past few weekends... many of the television networks all advertise that they are using 'Doppler Radar' which gives the most accurate information regarding storm intensity and direction of travel of the storm cell...
This station appears to be using that NEWEST of radar systems...
The Dickler Radar...
It reminds me a bit of this photo that I posted some months ago...
Those weathermen must really be some kind of horn dogs!!!!
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Did any of you see this story in the news the other day? You can find the story HERE... Evidently, some Somali pirates hijacked a Russian tanker... which resulted in the Russian navy capturing the Somalian pirates... the pirates were released but... for some reason, never made it to the shore alive...
This is not the actual photo of the pirate vessel...
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I've been known to skinny dip a few times... this story might be cause to change one's mind... CLICK HERE to read about it... I have to admit to having awoken with a swollen penis quite a few times... but never attributed it to something like THIS!!!
I mean... waking up with a swollen penis, an elevated blood pressure, and a racing heart sounds like the prelude to great sex to me...
That story does make me hurt a bit... I do know of a fellow many years ago that was stung on the head of his pecker while taking a whiz on a hiking trail... man...
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I apologize before hand for this next photo...
but its funny as Hell... At least I think so...
It was captioned...
'How To Tell If Your Date Is Bored...'
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~shoes~
I'm laughing my ass off at it all. The Dickler and the strong "front" were hialrious. And the woman on the date? She was trying to drink her boredom away AND pick up that smart looking professor at table 5.... LOL
ReplyDeleteWOW I wonder if this near fatal result would have happened if he had been bitten on another part of his body, or was it just the combination of a poisonous spider and a penis. OR, does this spider ONLY bite men on the penis? What happens if no human males ever go near their habitat? As usual I am just full of questions.
ReplyDeleteAbout the date: another reason not to wear panties on a date.
Very funny! As for the last photo... some people should think before they get dressed!
ReplyDelete@ Martie... LOL @ your comment... the smart looking professor, huh? ;o) I'm just hoping that the cap had been removed from that beer bottle beforehand... you know?
ReplyDelete@ Charlene... I dunno... but I would want to stay the Hello away from those MoFos... When I bought my house and was doing a major house cleaning before moving in, I was bitten three times on the foot by a Brown Recluse Spider...
Those bites turned into sores that erupted.... It was a serious mess for about two weeks... blerk... an erupting spider bite on ye olde pecker could look like some kind of serious STD... :o|
@ Senorita... Personally, I am VERY glad you don't have a penis... as a red-blooded American male, I would have been gravely disappointed!!!
@ Ca88andra... I agree!! I always make sure I am covered before I go out... most of the time anyway... ;o) Thank you for stopping by!!!
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Totally laughing at that last picture... Good stuff. Funny part is, I had to click to enlarge to make sure it wasn't someone I knew because it sure looked like someone....... Not me of course, lol!
ReplyDelete@ Tara... I had to do a double take as well... but not because she looked familiar... but because of what she was doing...
ReplyDeleteI hope that was a bottle that had already had the cap removed!!!!
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I also noticed that there is a woman sitting to her left that is wearing the same stocking...
~shoes~