The nonsense here at Alluvial Flood Plains State University continues...
We had meetings today about what "COULD" happen given the current budget constraints... and what our institution "COULD" look like in just a couple of years...
And we are then told we shouldn't worry about our jobs...
Yeah....
Right...
So I continue to amuse myself...
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I can so relate to the cartoon above...
I wonder at what point 'tadpole' sperm evolves into "Godzilla" sperm??
That should be quite a quantum leap from "frog" sperm...
This reminds me of my ex... and the huge number of "in door" cats she would keep...
Do you know where 8 indoor cats crap and pee???
EVERYWHERE!!!!!
It's true...
I've seen it...
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I took my dear sister to dinner last night...
There is just something inherently wrong when a sister that is 20 years older than I am starts talking about boobs... and how her butt feels like a bag of apples...
That is just wrong... so wrong...
A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical... because he is hard of hearing, he takes his wife along with him...
After the doctor finishes the routine check-up, the doctor says, "I am going to need a stool sample and a urine sample..."
The old man turns to his wife and asks...
"What did he say??"
The wife yells back, "He wants your underwear..."
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Isn't that beautiful?
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That's Monument Valley looking south from Utah...
Right along this stretch of Highway is where Forrest Gump stopped running...
Speaking of Forrest Gump, I read that Tom Hanks didn't receive a salary for his role in the movie... instead, he took percentage points which netted him around $40 Million...
I last visited here in May, 2008... I think I am going back over Spring Break...
I'm not sure why this place speaks to me so much... maybe I lived around there in a previous life...
I've told my kids that at the time of my death, I want to be cremated and have my ashes dumped out there... preferably around one of the 'Mittens'...
Can't wait for Spring break... just a few weeks away!!!
~shoes~
That is some scenery! Those cartoons were good, too.
ReplyDeleteGiant frog sperm factory? Do something with them, let them all out...you'll be healthier!
My kids would toss mine in the air and hope the wind was blowing west. hehehe Maybe I am not giving them enough credit, maybe one of them will be living in California by then and they can let them go with the prevailing winds.
ReplyDeleteYou're a funny man! I love that "while you were out" pic.
ReplyDeleteI honestly don't know which to comment on first! You are FUNNY!!! I think my favorite may be the blind people cartoon!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh!
beautiful scenery. those cartoons are hysterical. but the naked old people? that i definitely could have done without!
ReplyDelete"And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
ReplyDeleteAnd you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself-Well...How did I get here?"
Wishing you brighter days ahead and no more discussion of boobs or butts with family members....
xx
LOVED the blind people 'toon. And love the (is it talking heads?) song quoted by southerngirl
ReplyDelete@ Secretia... the scenery out there is unbelievable... I would also like to go to Arch National Park... up around Moab, Utah... Ive seen some beautiful photos of that area... as for the frogs, Im releasing as many as I can... :oD
ReplyDelete@ Bathwater... a friend of mine at work died a few years ago... and was cremated.. his widow couldnt wait to get away from here so she had his ashes shipped to her... and they got lost... typical for this guy to do a great deal of traveling, even after death...
@ Spring Flower... thank you... I'm trying to slip back into that 'funny guy' mode... I'm going to be ok... :o)
@ Anything Fits... thank you for the compliment... you are kind... :o)
@ Jaime... re: the naked old people... you are right... hmmm....
@ Southern Girl.. I LOVE that song!!! Thats the song I was thinking of when I went to title this post... and all I could think of was...
"Same as it ever was..."
"Same as it ever was..."
"Same as it ever was..."
And yes.. no more boob/butt discussion with an older sister... blerk...
@ Maddie...Yeah... "Once In A Life Time".. what a great band 'Talking Heads' was...
~shoes~