At least these guys come about it honestly...
I see these photos from time to time... and there seems to be something funny about them...
"What the Hey!?!?!?!?"
"What the Hey!?!?!?!?"
I mean, they seem to know that they are looking at something... special...
Personally, I think he's looking in the wrong place... but maybe it's why he's wearing glasses....
I guess looking at them is kinda like a"gate way drug"... it leads to licking...
There is a constant theme in all of these...
We probably never really out-grow that desire...
Maybe we know a good thing when we see it...
Some one is getting a head start here...
Lucky litte bastard...
There does seem to be an added benefit to this...
Supposedly, looking at boobs for only ten minutes a day can add five years to a man's life... the article went on to say that ten minutes of breast gazing is the equivalent of thirty minutes of aerobic activity...
And so it goes, huh??
~shoes~
Well, u should live to be a healthy age then. Working on campus with a bunch of young hot girls. Young people keep us young. Talking and hanging out with young people (aka at the Coffeehouse) makes me feel young. There are definitely a lot of attractive men in college, medical school, whatnot that come to the Coffeehouse. So u look at ur boobs. I encourage u. I will look at the handsome faces that come in with the awesome bodies. The great thing about mine is that they all have good personalities. I've even dated two or three of them.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it nice to sit in class and teach and have some beautiful around u especially if they wear clothing that just gets u to fantasizing sometimes. I had an accounting professor that was hot. I mean very hot. I took four classes from him. I needed the classes but I made sure he was my professor because he looked good and he smelled good. And to top it off he was very kind and pleasant.
Boobs and music. Bouncing right back to our joyful place. I am happy for u. Truly I am happy that u are feeling better.
I totally agree with you about young people keeping us young at heart.
ReplyDeleteOf course, this post is about the reaction of the young boys/kids to the breasts to which they are being exposed. Poor little bastards...
~shoes~
Yes. I realize that. I was just expanding. If we could only all behave like we are little kids--innocent and all. Kids are especially funny and even old people too. I get away with "murder" when I act "ditzy, southern, bat my eye lashes, pout my lips and smile mischievously." And amazingly enough men love it and tip me big tips for no reason at all.
ReplyDeleteI like to watch older men watching younger women and then catching their eyes which happens a lot. Because I have some very good looking women up in my office and some very old men who visit. The only ones I give hell to are the sex criminals we are interviewing. I give them nasty looks.
Ur pictures are funny. Very funny.
Truthfully, men never grow up. They take care of business but during playtime they are boys, boys, boys. I should know I work with 50 of them. And some of them are quite mischievous as u can imagine. The reason I am such good friends with ex-boyfriends is I have remembered this little fact. Allow them to have their fun.
A novel again. Oh well. It's me. What can I say.
StormyDawn and Buttons
StormyDawn and Buttons
Hey hey eyes up here! Ok that's better. What can we say our boobs are like homing devices. Even for little boys * giggles*
ReplyDeleteOh I can hear the motor boat already :))
LMBO @ 'the motorboat!!'
DeleteHoming device? You bet!!
~shoes~
haha you should have seen my nephew who is 4 and a ladies man. The last time we went out to diner together he would rest his head on my boobs and pet them and smile at me like this was the coolest thing in the world. It was freaking hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure about from the standpoint of a 4 yo, but they are pretty cool!!! ;oD
Delete~shoes~
If that's true, I may live forever. :-)
ReplyDeleteI love this line from a Seinfeld episode:
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away."
Hi, Max... I remember that line!!! LMBO!!!
DeleteKind of like that one comment... 'take a photo... it'll last longer!'
~shoes~
Yup! Boobs are good. The babies are looking at the equivalent of a man looking in the fridge for a beer. The kid with the Barbie? OK. That's why you don't buy boys dolls!
ReplyDelete"The kid with the Barbie? OK. That's why you don't buy boys dolls!"
DeleteLMBO!!!
yeah, isn't that the truth?!?! I wonder what games he had been playing out with naked Barbie and Mickey Mouse??
Kink does start at a young age, I'm guessing...
I hope all is well with you...
~shoes~
This entire post had me cracking up. I am not sure what was funnier: your blog or the comments. I am thinking the comments. But I could be wrong. H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S. I particularly loved the Seinfeld quote. And middle child might have a point about boys and dolls. Stormy Miss Marples had me rolling on the floor. Homing devices and motor boats. You have some friends with excellent word skills. I am doubting the scientific authenticity to that article you posted... sounds like some man who made something up so that he can look at boobs in the name of science. I am calling BULLSHIT on that:) But, I still loved this post and found it totally amusing. I do think that laughter will extend your life. No, I don't have scientific evidence to support that theory. However, even if I am wrong, I do believe it will make you happier for the time you are here! So, excellent job!!!!
ReplyDeleteHi there, Robin... I agree... I really like reading the comments of blogs. One can be quite surprised at what is found in the comments!!!
DeleteI seriously doubt the scientific authenticity of that article as well. It does exist... I found it.
You are calling 'Bullshit' on it? But... but... but... that's My Line!! Hahahaha...
I always enjoy reading your blog!!
~shoes~
I stared at your post for ten minutes and I'm exhausted.
ReplyDeleteBut... don't you feel better??? ;oD
Delete~shoes~
Robin I love people's comments too. Someone suggested to me to shorten my comments and I would get lots of followers on my blog. I said my goal is not quantity but quality I prefer people comment in depth about their thoughts. Some have gotten upset in past not with just me. I thinking get ur knickers out of a knot and just enjoy the stories. Life is to be enjoyed and everybody has opinions. I have even changed my thinking by some thoughts people have shared. I regularly laugh at myself. But I usually make lemonade out of lemons instead of having a sour twisted face. Much funnier to laugh. No? I think so
ReplyDeleteI really don't advertise with mine. It annoys the shit out of me when women feel the need to enter a room breasts first. But hey...to each their own I guess. I know the men enjoy it ;) but the women just dumb down. Photos were hilarious....like Norman Rockwell paintings! Expression expression expression.
ReplyDelete"Photos were hilarious....like Norman Rockwell paintings! Expression expression expression."
DeleteHahahaha... I wonder if somewhere, there isn't a hidden cache of Norman Rockwell paintings of little boys looking at boobs??
You are right, the facial expressions DO remind me of his work!!
~shoes~
If these stats are TRUE, Donna should keep me alive to about age 157...
ReplyDeleteHi there, Heff... based on photos you have posted in the past, I can certainly see why you feel that way!!
Delete~shoes~
without reading the other comments (in fear that I'll feel inferior)...
ReplyDeletewhat is the female version of this? how can I had 5 years to my life?
and .... I just heard a new term for my temporary state... (wait for it) ....Barbie Breasts. I love that term so much that for about 10 minutes I considered not getting nipples. But how else would I know if I'm cold?
I still haven't figured out how you write these posts without insulting or pissing me off.
As always, I'm down right titillated!
Hi there, Monkey...
DeleteI would imagine... oh... looking at men wearing dresses and pilgrim shoes might work for adding 5 years to your life.
I would hope that I would never insult you or piss you off... :o(
~shoes~
I remember two episodes from Seinfeld: "The Implant" "And by the way, they're real- and they're spectacular."
ReplyDeleteThe other is The Christmas Card: Elaine is humiliated when her Christmas card photo taken by Kramer accidentally exposes her nipple.
Seriously! Ten minutes of breast gazing = 30min of aerobic activity?
I love this post, Red! Truly hilarious. So happy you're feeling cheerful! The pics are cracking me up but at the same time those little ones are so adorable.
Green Monkey fabulous word u used good word play "titillated". I was wondering what ur reaction was gonna be. Ur boobs r fabulous luv. More beautiful than ever. Ur tell a story too. Struggle of survival. If I can find my quote in my book, it reminds me of a lot of us. It talks about scars but there is beauty in the scars because of what was endured.
ReplyDeletePS the eyes r what does it for women "the eyes r to their souls and being". Don't men have the best eyes. And they may hide everything else from us until u catch their eyes and look into them. There is no hiding then unless they turn away. No?
ReplyDelete