Monday, February 27, 2012

"Kid Drawings..."



Kids' Drawrings...

And you know my name is Simon...
and I like to do drawrings...

I always liked the 'Saturday Night Live' skit with Mike Meyers... where he would sit in the tub and talk about all kinds of stuff with the TV audience...  sometimes, it was about his artwork, but it often went off on other topics.


Anyhoo....

Check this out...


This is a drawing that that my daughter, GirlShoes, did of me when she was about 4 years old...  I have to admit, it looks just like me!!  She explained to me that the blue flecks on my face were my whiskers... I wonder what color they would be today if she were to draw me...


The rest of these... they aren't kid drawings, but if they were, I would want them to be my kids... I think.  For example, look at this one...





It appears that 'Daddy' and 'Bich' wrestle... and that Jr. gets to stand outside and listen in...  I wonder what kind of sounds 'Bich' makes??




And, what about this one??


It appears that Mommy, and her career, 
has really imprinted on her little girl!!

If you have, or have had little ones, then you have
 many of these kinds of drawings laying around.

But... would you post THIS one on your refrigerator door??


Oddly enough...

I would...

And then there is this great story about...

horses... or was it about...




hores...

And here's another horse drawing...


It seems the horse behind is hurt... and the horse on all fours is
helping it walk...

Well, if someone told me that story,
I'd call  BULLSHIT on it!!!

And, I don't know WHAT this is below...

It's a horse that looks more like a Brontosaur

than it does a horse...

With multiple peckers, no less...



Do you have any drawings you or your kids have completed?

I would love to see them...

~shoes~
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23 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2012 at 8:57 AM

    Haha! Kids crack me up.

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  2. KrippledWarriorFebruary 28, 2012 at 10:59 AM

    I'll look and see. I don't recall any of this nature. But I'm old now. So who knows?

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  3. Julie FergusonFebruary 28, 2012 at 11:54 AM

    LOL, kids are so honest. Some of those pictures are so adorable. My two year old granddaughters pictures adorn our fridge.

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  4. Christine MacdonaldFebruary 28, 2012 at 12:26 PM

    Ohhh how I loved that SNL bit! "Droooooowerings".. :)

    Great post. Fun stuff.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2012 at 1:59 PM

    Hores eat carrots! Love it.

    The Scissors made me bark with laughter.

    I love kids. They're so innocently funny

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  6. nitebyrdFebruary 28, 2012 at 7:38 PM

    I'm still laughing at "Bich"! I wonder if that's what dad calls his girlfriend. Jeez!

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  7. red.neck chicFebruary 28, 2012 at 7:45 PM

    LMAO!!!!!!!!! I do... but you gotta see my refrigerator to see them.

    One time my man-child went to spend the summer at his Dad's house... he came home (he was young... maybe 5ish)and said - several times - that his Dad and his Step-Mom scream at each other a lot... I wondered at the time if they were wrestling... LMAO!!!

    xoxo
    gobbles

    p.s. i bet she would use chartreuse for your whiskers now.

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    1. AnonymousMarch 13, 2012 at 8:57 PM

      REFRIGERATOR.
      I can tell you about that.
      GROSS was always GROSS.
      And RICK the PRICK?
      No better way to describe him.
      He was a molester at 12.
      GER is something else.
      he was beaten by priests.
      And BERIRO cold as ice.
      TORONTO got a KERR with MASTESPANKER and RED DON gives up " Paradise".
      CRISCRO- ONO- ROVE included.

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  8. AmiFebruary 28, 2012 at 9:39 PM

    Well, there was this one that one of 'my' kids drew at work...

    http://amimental.blogspot.com/2010/11/its-not-what-you-think-really.html

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  9. BathwaterFebruary 28, 2012 at 10:26 PM

    My kids never drew anything like that.

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  10. Cocaine PrincessMarch 2, 2012 at 8:27 AM

    I love the "wrestling" one the best!!

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  11. shrink on the couchMarch 2, 2012 at 10:55 PM

    I can't decide if I like the whiskers under the eyes best or the ... um .. scissors.

    The butt sniffing horse is pretty good too.

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  12. RCBMarch 3, 2012 at 1:58 AM

    There's nothing like a child's interpretation of the world. Sorry, Shoes, I don't have any children... that I know of.

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  13. Henrietta CollinsMarch 7, 2012 at 9:39 AM

    omigod, i simply must borrow one of these for my site! is that okay, shoes?

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  14. Just telling it like it isMarch 7, 2012 at 10:12 AM

    Oh the innocents of children ...yeah I've had the Dogs barking wondering what is being done to their mommy..but thankfully not my son....He would have walked in for sure..what would I say...just ummm UfC fighting

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  15. AnonymousMarch 10, 2012 at 11:37 AM

    This is the funniest blog I have read today! Those drawings were priceless!! The one your daughter drew, however, will likely give me nightmares.

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  16. Green MonkeyMarch 10, 2012 at 6:17 PM

    damn you shoes, it hurts to laugh! :)))))

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  17. Red ShoesMarch 11, 2012 at 6:13 PM

    *Jessica... Hey you... kids are great... even if they do eventually grow up to be 'pain-in-the-ass' adults like me... :oD

    *Kurt... I'm old, too... blah...

    *Adsila... I like kids, too, but I've threatened mine with death if they fix me up w/ grand kids any time soon... HA!!

    * Hi, Christine... good to see you!!

    ~shoes~

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  18. LeahMarch 12, 2012 at 2:02 PM

    he he loved the wrestling one. I still have some drawings in a suitcase in the loft, including my daughters' first school exercise books. I can't bear to part with them!

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  19. PhoenixMarch 20, 2012 at 4:47 PM

    Oh, kids draw the darndest things...

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  20. RCBMarch 21, 2012 at 3:48 AM

    The answers to your questions: CLICK

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  21. MarnieMarch 21, 2012 at 9:46 PM

    Shoes, this was GOOD. I laughed so hard I cried...close to peeing, but luckily that didn't happen. Now those are some scissors...just saying. xo

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  22. UnknownMarch 24, 2012 at 10:06 AM

    This was awesome, it made me laugh. Thank you for that! :)

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