God I am SO glad this semester is over... 'Stoner' DID come back and take the exam... as I suspected, he did not benefit from having had the exam in his hands for the best part of an hour...
I've half way made a decision on a new career field... I'm either going to become a brain surgeon or a proctologist... after having googled "assholes", I've decided to become a brain surgeon...
Now that I have that out of my system, I then looked at 'brain' images'...
Guess what I found??
I knew I was on the right path!!!
I also discovered the basic differences between the Male and Female brain...
Who woulda thunk it...???
Hmmm... are the sex areas large enough??
Hmmm... I'm thinking "connect the dots" could be a great deal of fun...
That kind of reminds me of a gal I used to date that always wanted me to screw her in the ear... every time I'd try to put it in her mouth, she would turn her head to the side...
'Stoner' in 10 years... maybe...
I think I made the right decision...
Maybe...
~shoes~
Hm. Good luck with the assholes. I sorta wrote about that once....
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I dated a guy in high school who decided on pot instead of, well, me. It was more important to him.
I'm not sure he ever grew up, but I ended up winning anyway. Got a better guy.
:)
LOL, these are pretty funny, Shoesies ! I think you should consider a career in gynecology or you could work as a volunteer and help women detect breast cancer by offering free monthly breast exams.
ReplyDeleteI don't think any sexy man should ever be a gyno. It's got to put you off women. Maybe a gay man or a straight woman but a straight man being a OBGYN is gonna become a problem.
ReplyDeleteA evidently straight OBGYN here in the county near Louisville has been charged with sodomy. His quote was: "I was having a stressful day and was tempted."
:: snicker ::
I love the female and make brain map. For me I definitely would have the impulse shopper portion much bigger!
ReplyDeleteI guess they call that sex on the brain?
ReplyDeleteYes! The toilet cleaner and the sex generator area of the brains are right next to each other. I've always wondered why one of my most reliable aphrodesiacs is a man with a toilet brush in his hand.
ReplyDeleteI almost choked on my coffee!!!!!!!!!!! This is hilarious - thank you. :)
ReplyDeleteA true post.
ReplyDeleteSurely it's true, and
Sadly, I agree.
How you been ?
Only stoppin' by for a bit.
Long time, yeah ?
Enough, LOL !!
You could learn to do an analcraniectomy! There is a huge need in modern society.
ReplyDeleteShoes...a wild and wonderful ride for TGIF. Those brain scans were terrific. You're well on your way to an MD.
ReplyDeletei once again have to be careful where i read your posts. getting funny looks in the airport. :) have a great weekend!
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ReplyDeleteLOL... I noticed the toilet part of the brain is pretty much the same on both genders...
ReplyDeleteGreat post.... and although I only taught middle school math, I understand your frustration. I had to quit ... because I found the administrators were the assholes, not the students.
Thanks for taking the time to discuss this, I feel strongly about it and love learning more on this topic. If possible, as you gain expertise, would you mind updating your blog with extra information? It is extremely useful for me.
ReplyDeleteHaving worked for doctors for the better part of 20 years, I know for a fact that before they get their M.D., they must take a course that teaches them to be ASSHOLES. I haven't met one who isn't.
ReplyDeleteIn the image of my brain, please remove the talk,talk,talk part and replace with can drive a manual transmission part. Thanks.
I would like to vote for you becoming a GYN. Not the OB part. That's no fun. Watching something expand past humanly normal just to watch a human emerge from it. No thanks. But a GYN. You may need to move though. To like Burbank. Where they've all been surgically enhanced. Plus pot is legal in CA so YOU could be STONER and looking at surgically beautified vajay jay all day. Tell me I'm not on the right path...
ReplyDelete@ Ami... that post is SO funny, and moreso, SO true!! LOLOL
ReplyDelete@ Senorita... LMAO... that's a great idea, and as a matter of fact, you are NEXT!!! :oD
@ Cocaine Princess... so I would I! I figure I was female in a previous Life! I SO love to shop!!! :oD
@ Charlene... Sodomy? OMG!!!! Well, I guess it was a change in scenery... to an extent anyway. There is a handsome OB/GYN around here... he alawys seems to be busy!! ;o)
@ Banana... LMAO!!!
@ France... choked??? ;o) :oD LMAO
@ Lost.In.Idaho... I'm sure that is a stressful line of work, but I would love to try it some time... Ha! How's Idaho??
@ Heff... I've been great, thanks... and you? And the loverly Ms Donna??
@ Jon... I'm sure there is... I will have to read up on that! Ha!
@ Annie... I don't wanna BE a doctor... I just wanna PLAY doctor.. ;o)
@ Magnolia... LMAO!! Should that have been a Black Shoes post?? I do those for your benefit! LOLOL
@ Leah... you are SO correct on your assessment of administrators! It is SO true here!!!
@ Sverige... I will keep you posted!!!
@ Nitebird... I dated one that was an asshole as well!! So that must spread through out their whole being...
@ 400 WakeUps... LMAO!!! but... oddly enough.. you ARE on the right path!!!
~shoes~
@yogurt... You are right about that! HA!!
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