A Big Case Of 'Fuck it"
Well... the semester is over...
I came into the office today to clean the desk, toss out shiznit, and generally just to decompress... This place is a source of great tension, and at this point of the semester, I just wanna come in and crash... and be in the environment without having to worry about anything that needs to be done, worked on, listened to...
There are two big issues (to them, anyway)... that's playing out on campus today...
The email that is flying would give ulcers to a dead person... and it's all of this stupid ranting and raving and jockeying for position on the issues... a academic pissing contest... I promptly deleted ALL of the emails and said...
I wonder why my computer doesn't have one of those?
One top of that, a three-day workshop has been scheduled for Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday of this week... we profs are officially off the clock... who scheduled this piece of shit??
Oddly enough, I am starting to feel better now... Did you see that study that was recently released that stated that cussing DOES allow one to feel better! Especially if that person doesn't cuss a great deal??
If I was an anteater, that would be my mind set... of course, If I was a snapping turtle, that would probably be my mindset as well...
These dildos could be related to Stoner...
Did Bob Dylan write this 'fuck you' rant? It sounds like it could be one of his songs...
I wonder what it sounds like when BobDylan says, 'fuck you?" I bet it has more than just two syllables... just sayin'...
Man, THAT the truth!?!?!?! Any time... any woman ever told me to 'just don't worry about it,' I fucking worried about it!!!!!!!!!
Fucking Know~it~alls...
~shoes~
What's funny is researchers recently spent a lot of money and effort to prove that cursing helps relieve pain (to a minor extent). If you stub your toe and let out a loud "FUUUUCK!" it helps ease the pain more than simply keeping it in.
ReplyDeleteIf it works for the physical, why not the mental? I say use it loudly and often. It's cheaper than therapy, after all...
Well you got a laugh out of me. If you are off the clock do you have to go to the workshop? I know in my work I would not be there.
ReplyDeleteSome kind of meeting I ain't leading? I'd be ill, twist my ankle, get kidnapped; make up your own creative solution.
ReplyDeletePlus, when I get mad I just go over to my hot tub, take off my clothes, call tell a friend, and get in and soak.
That bird and anteater are my absolute favorites!
ReplyDeleteFuck it, is always the way to go!
@ France... Yup... sometimes, that just says it all... I think that is a phrase that has totally been missed by Hallmark cards...
ReplyDelete@ Lost... yeah, I KNOW!!! Anyone who has ever done what you mentioned already KNEW that!!! Dumbasses!!!!
@ Bath... no one of any consequence is around.... I need to sort through some things... throw some things out... get my office realigned. Stupid shiznit like that. How are things in your neck of the woods??
@ Charlene... I KNOW!! I could find some excuse... excepting I don't have a hot tub... :o( *cries* I'm jealous...
@ Nitebird... I was just accused of being an aunt~eater... that sounds about right... ;o)
~shoes~
Fuck it indeed!! I totally need one of those fuck it keys for my computer and maybe a desk stamp..ooh a buzzer that yells fuck it!..
ReplyDeleteYeah, I gotta go now..
Take care shoes!!
LOL, your Hallowed Halls operate in exactly the same ways as mine.
ReplyDeleteThe sound of 'Fuck It!' resonates throught the campus on days like thIS. And I thought it only happened in the UK :-)
LMAO! Great post for a Monday. Shoulda used that line this weekend. Man was it ever screwed up!
ReplyDeleteFuck you and the horse you rode in on!
ReplyDeleteHope you make it to our fucking part of the country next month!
MALisa
Yep, you have my vote *finishes healthy v & t in large gulp*
ReplyDeleteRoger that.
You are cracking me up right now!
ReplyDeleteHey, great fucking rant!!
ReplyDeleteThis is fucking hilarious, Shoesies !!!
ReplyDeleteOther than fucking, I think a nice pair of hooters in your face would cheer you up !
I was going to leave a comment... but then I thought.
ReplyDeleteFuck It. You aunt-eater.
xoxoxoxo
gobbles
Ok, my stupid computer will not show me any of the images you posted so I only have words to go by here. I also heard the same study about swearing, however, I can't say I only do so occasionlly so not sure how helpful it is to me but it does still feel good. Especially lately.
ReplyDeleteAnd whose aunt are you eating? :-)
You absolutely win the award for most "fucks" in a post. And I feel better just reading it. Can you say fuck it to a 3-day conference? Don't you have a relative who just died or something?
ReplyDeleteglad to hear you got through another semester of torturing students and corrupting young minds.
ReplyDeleteyou must have been really hot and bothered typing this one. i've never heard you curse this much. of course, it would have been even better if i had actually HEARD you cursing up a blue streak with that twang of yours.
@ Amethyst Anne.. how are you doing? God I am SO lagging in blog comments... :o( Sometimes, 'fuck it' just says it all...
ReplyDeleteFTD needs some kind of floral bouquet that says that... hmmm...
@ Leah... I think the Hallowed Halls all work with a generous dosage of SNAFU... don't you? ;o)
@ Annie... sometimes it just be dat way... no?
@ Jessica... every bit of it! :oD
@ Malisa... I'm not into horses... :oD Just pigs... HAR!
@ Chloe.. LOL... that reminds me, I'm out of vodka! :oD
@ Senorita ... a nice pair of hooters is NLWAYS nice!! No?? ;o)
@ That One Girl... I'm pleased I was able to make your day better... :oD
@ Ami... rants are always good for the soul... no?
@ Gobbles... LMAO... you ain't right!
@ Just Another Girl... I hope you got to see the images... ;o) Whose Aunt?? :oD
@ 400 Wake Ups... I can say fuck it to just about anything!!! :oD
@ Jaime... me? a twang? I thought Texans had twangs... I thought we Mississippanese had drawls... who knows... as for me, I aint got no accent... :oD
@ Goddess Aphrodite... when on a mission, I leave no leaf unturned... ;o)
~shoes~