Monday, May 30, 2011

'Sex With A Ghost'

Henry Fuseli's "The Nightmare"


This post and joke is inspired by a post over at 'Ghost Hunting Theories,' that is hosted by AutumnForest. I have posted once before about being hooked on some of the ghost hunting shows on TV...


Anyway...


There was a seminar on "Psychic Phenomena" going on here at Alluvial Flood Plain State University, when the speaker decided to involve the audience. 


He first asked, "Everyone who believes in ghosts, please stand up." 


Well, nearly the entire audience stood up.


Then he asked, "Everyone who seen a ghost, please remain standing."


About  1/2 of the people sat down... He then asked, "Everyone who has ever had a close encounter with a ghost, please remain standing." 


About 2 dozen people remained standing. He then asked how many people had been in the same room as a ghost and 6 people were still standing.


Finally he asked, "Anyone who has ever had SEX with a ghost, please remain standing." 


Everyone sat down except this one man.


The speaker was astonished. He said that in all of his years of asking these questions, this was the first time that anyone had ever admitted to having had sex with a ghost, and he asked again as to if he had REALLY had sex with a ghost, the guy replied, "Oh, I'm sorry... I thought you said GOAT."  


The End...




~shoes~
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23 comments:

  1. AmiMay 30, 2011 at 10:20 PM

    ::snort::
    I just read that joke to my entire family. They're still laughing while I write this.

    I once posted one of those paintings on my blog when I was suffering from insomnia.

    Do you think our brains are connected?

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  2. Sharon DayMay 30, 2011 at 10:35 PM

    Thanks from one "red" to another. I love that one! Every time I ever gave a talk about ghostly phenomena, I always got at least a few afterwards who asked about sex with ghosts. Lonely nerds, of course. Poor guys. I know how they feel. I've been trying to get my own sex ghost for years, even hung wind chimes over my bed (supposed to attract spirits), but alas even in my dreams I can't get laid.

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  3. UnknownMay 31, 2011 at 7:08 AM

    Oh MAN what I wouldn't give to have my own fabulous sex ghost. Tall, dark curly hair, cheeky irreverent twinkle in the eye and hung like a donkey.

    See? No self censorship!!

    Sarah xxx

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  4. LeahMay 31, 2011 at 7:08 AM

    Sex ghost sounds a bit deviant but hugely attractive. At least I might get sex in my own bed and husband need never know!

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  5. BBMay 31, 2011 at 8:07 AM

    Too friggen' funny!

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  6. nitebyrdMay 31, 2011 at 8:16 AM

    LOL!
    Hell's Bells, Shoes! That horse looks so creepily lecherous, I hope that woman woke up before he started with her! YIKES!

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  7. red.neck chicMay 31, 2011 at 8:43 AM

    Shoes... please tell me you weren't the last one standing....

    xoxoxoxo
    *giggle*
    gobbles

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  8. AnonymousMay 31, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    I can't figure out all this anonymous mess here. Anywho--intriguing photos. Have not ever encountered a ghost but do believe in spirits. Sex with a ghost not appealing at all. Stormy aka Dawn

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  9. Wine and WordsMay 31, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    Blech! I like sex with skin on. I've had a close encounter with a dark spirit, a demon I suppose, twice last year...a couple times before that. It's an experience I would rather not repeat. EVER!

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  10. AnonymousMay 31, 2011 at 11:53 AM

    It won't let me post using my Google profile so I'm doing it anonymously: Charlene

    With the high price of gasoline there has been quite the consideration in some parts about raising small goats in small herds. I had no idea this is what that was about. SMILE

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  11. KrippledWarriorMay 31, 2011 at 2:27 PM

    =) GOAT! hahahahaha

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  12. Red ShoesMay 31, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    @ Ami... we sure seem to 'coincide' quite a bit... LMAO! That is a bizarre painting. Supposedly, it's about a relationship that never matured, and he was always haunted by it...

    @ Autumnforest... Did I see you wishing for an incubus? Hahahaha...

    @ Misfits Vintage... A big donkey or a lil donkey??

    ~shoes~

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  13. EeshieMay 31, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    BAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! OH, GOD. I'm still laughing and snorting at the ghost-goat thing. Oh, gosh...this made my day :)

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  14. AnonymousMay 31, 2011 at 7:33 PM

    hahahahaha - love it! :)

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  15. Red ShoesJune 1, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    Blerk... I got interrupted by students yesterday when I when replying to comments... school is truly back in session...

    @ Leah... a 'bit deviant?' And the problem with that is??? ;o)

    @ Bouncin' Barb... Thank you! How are YOU doing??

    @ Nitebird... once upon a time when I was an art major, we discussed that painting in a class... it seems that it was inspired by a failed relationship with this woman. Maybe he was wishing/wanting her to be haunted by scary lookin' horse~ghost.

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  16. Red ShoesJune 1, 2011 at 5:33 PM

    Poot... hit the wrong fucking key...

    @ Gobbles... The Last one standing? OHhhh... at the lecture.. probably was. You know, those curly horns on those goats make great handle bar grips... ;o)

    @ Dawn... I think most people are having trouble with blogger screwing them over on their blogs. I think that's why quite a few have switched to other means of blogging...

    @ Annie... WOW.. really? I would love to read about that. have you ever blogged it, or are you a bit apprehensive about doing so?

    @ Charlene... I like goats... they taste good. Hmmm... wait a minute...

    @ Kurt... that gives an added meaning to being an 'old goat,' no? ;o)

    @ Eeshie... Thank you for coming by!!

    @ Magnolia... Hey you! Thank you!! :o)

    ~shoes~

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  17. AphroditeJune 1, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    OMG....laughed my ass of on that one...great story! Thank-you for that. :)

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  18. Red ShoesJune 1, 2011 at 11:33 PM

    @ Goddess... thank you SO much... from time to time, I can come up with a good one... ;o)

    ~shoes~

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  19. MarnieJune 1, 2011 at 11:45 PM

    He said Goat! LMAO! The cartoon was the icing on the cake. xo

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  20. Red ShoesJune 2, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    @ Hi there, marnie... Indeed, he DID say 'goat!'

    I loved the cartoon as well... I guess they have cartoons for anything and everything!

    ~shoes~

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  21. Cocaine PrincessJune 3, 2011 at 1:24 AM

    Ha! Too funny! Thanks for the laugh. I was in need of one :}

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  22. StacyonthecouchJune 4, 2011 at 12:38 AM

    that is very funny, but now I'm really curious what ghost sex would be like

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  23. JennAventuresJune 4, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    I saw that painting in London...cen never think of it the same way now...

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