Saturday, May 21, 2011

"I'm Really  Pissed Now..."

I've waited patiently all of this time...  I mowed my yard this afternoon... replaced some fence standards... all excited about what would happen later in the day...


Ever since I was  Little BoyShoes... I've had a great fascination about dinosaurs...


I am really disappointed... quite let down, as a matter of fact...


It's been all over the news... it has been SO built up... and now I sit greatly dejected...


Day of The Raptor, my ass...




I was SO ready to see a bunch of dinosaurs running around... *sighs*


Of course, maybe that's the explanation for dinosaur extinction... maybe, just maybe, there was a Jurassic Rapture...


Imagine what it could have been like had Hitler had scientists that were able to decode dinosaur DNA... and he actually had a Jurassic Park Military unit in WWII... to Hell with those panzer tank divisions... he could have unleashed his Raptors...


(does that raptor have an erection?)

The next thing I know... some of you are going to tell me that there's no such things as Zombies...




(how's that for continuity?)

~shoes~
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27 comments:

  1. BBMay 21, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    I'm sorry it didn't go your way Shoes. Just have to wait for the next prediction.

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  2. Red ShoesMay 21, 2011 at 9:05 PM

    @ Barb... It's ok, Barb... kinda like a cab or a bus, there will be another one soon...

    ~shoes~

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  3. JaimeMay 22, 2011 at 12:15 AM

    day of raptors? cute shoes.

    i was thinking that if the world really was coming to an end today, i totally wasted my time crossfitting and eating healthy shit like salad. :p plus i would have been pissed off if i couldn't see the yanks play the mets at the stadium in the morning.

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  4. CharleneMay 22, 2011 at 2:40 AM

    Someone said they were disappointed because they put on clean underwear and everything. I thought if you were taken in the Rapture you would leave your clothes. Such confusion.

    If I really believed today was the day I would have eaten a quart of fresh red raspberries, with dark brown sugar and heavy cream. YUM

    Oh, it was the Rapture, not raptors. But you knew that.

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  5. UnknownMay 22, 2011 at 8:44 AM

    "Day of the Raptor" Haha, you kill me!

    My son would of been SO FREAKING happy too dang it!

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  6. Wine and WordsMay 22, 2011 at 9:14 AM

    Where do you come up with this stuff. Really, you should have a late night radio talk show. I'd call in :)

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  7. red.neck chicMay 22, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    LOL!!!

    Maybe my kid will be the one that decodes dinosaur dna after he digs 'em up...

    hmmmm....

    xoxoxo
    gobbles

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  8. Red ShoesMay 22, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    @ Bama Trav... I have to admit, I've attended some strange parties in my life time, but never one where I (or anyone else for that matter) has done that to mashed potatoes!

    @ Jaime... I have to admit that this idea came to me last night while I was watching "Jurassic Pork,"... er... "Jurassic Park"...

    I look forward to reading about your account of taking your son to the baseball game today!!! I hope you all had fun!!

    @ Charlene... re: the clean underwear and such... I guess it was the thought... of course, that would be a bitch for those like me that would have been left behind (no pun intended) going around and having to pick up a host of skid-marked underwear... AUGH!!!!!

    @ That One Girl... so he's a dino-freak as well? Santa always seemed to be able to find all kinds of neat toy dinosaurs and dinosaur books for me when I was a kid.. I still have most of them... I wonder what it is about them that appeals to kids???

    @ Wine and Words... Annie, let's just say that I have a very vivid imagination!!! ;o) If you called in, what would you ask?? :oD

    @ Gobbles... Maybe... but the idea for the theme park is taken, I think...

    ~shoes~

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  9. Miss Stormy "Gumshoe" MarplesMay 22, 2011 at 5:59 PM

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  10. Miss Stormy "Gumshoe" MarplesMay 22, 2011 at 6:06 PM

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  11. Miss Stormy "Gumshoe" MarplesMay 22, 2011 at 6:14 PM

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  12. AmiMay 22, 2011 at 7:28 PM

    I am sicker than hell. But I still about peed myself giggling, especially the pic of Jesus holding that sweet baby dino.

    Thanks for making me smile today.

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  13. Some Day is Right NowMay 22, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    This was TOO funny!!! Thanks for the laughs! :)

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  14. Miss Stormy "Gumshoe" MarplesMay 22, 2011 at 9:39 PM

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  15. RobinMay 22, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    Hahahahahahaha

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  16. AnonymousMay 23, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    Who am I to burst your bubble.

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  17. Red ShoesMay 23, 2011 at 10:05 AM

    @ Maple Marples... beware the Raptors... did you see any on your drive through the Delta?

    @ Ami... I am amazed at the imagery that one can find one line... when the idea for this post came, and I started googling images... Hell, even I was surprised!!! Jesus loves Him some Raptors... I hope all is well and that you are feeling better!

    @ Ms Nancy!!! How are YOU!?!?! :o)

    @ MarbleMaples... I do have some entertaining followers... I am fortunate anyone reads this tripe...

    @ Robin... Hey you... you are in my thoughts and prayers... *hugs*

    @ JustAnother Girl... Hell, you are EVERYTHING!! Pop this bubble, baby!!! ;o)

    ~shoes~

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  18. Miss Stormy "Gumshoe" MarplesMay 23, 2011 at 11:55 AM

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  19. Mike from AdelaideMay 23, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    You sillies. The thing about the Rapture is that us non-believers are not supposed to notice that they are gone. For example on Sunday - there are normally really 50 cars in each Nascar race, but god has taken the only 7 holy ones and now we think that there's only a field of 43. 43? Does that make any sense really? Well that's god, and he moves in mysterious ways.....

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  20. Red ShoesMay 23, 2011 at 9:52 PM

    @ Dawn Marples... There isn't much of anything going on down in Greenville... did you go downtown? Did you see the big tiled memorial for the soldiers from Washington County that went to WWII? That's really nice...

    Not much going on in Greenwood either... it seems that Viking Range is having some difficulties... I hope your dog is doing ok...

    @ Mike...Wait... we weren't supposed to notice they are gone? So then how do we know it didn't really happen then?? Maybe the 7 nascar racers were taken out due to a wreck... Divine Intervention maybe??

    How are things Down Under? Is the flooding under control?? It seems in the past, you guys have suffered from droughts... and now, you've experienced flooding... I hope all is well...

    ~shoes~

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  21. Amethyst AnneMay 24, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    Sadly, I too was waiting for the dinosaurs and was quite cranky that they did not appear. Perhaps in October they will arrive! Oooh now there would be one hell of a good halloween costume!!

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  22. Anything Fits A Naked ManMay 24, 2011 at 7:34 PM

    You are TOO funny! But there's GOOD news! The nutjob preacher has come out with a NEW "Raptor" date: Sometime in October, I think! There's STILL hope!! Yaaaaayyyy!!

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  23. AnonymousMay 24, 2011 at 9:00 PM

    Shoes, then my friend, you have never partied at Heff's Bar and Grill, hahaha.

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  24. HeffMay 24, 2011 at 9:17 PM

    Hey ! Let's leave MY mashed potatoes out of this !!!

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  25. nitebyrdMay 25, 2011 at 7:50 AM

    Now we just have to wait until October. Boy, those Mayans are gonna be pissed!

    I'm living dead proof that zombies exist.

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  26. KimberlyMay 25, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    I waited & then I drank. It never happened.

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  27. Red ShoesMay 25, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    @ Amethyst Anne... LMAO @ a Halloween Costume... that WOULD be funny. I guess having an October deadline now gives us another chance to be disappointed... :o(

    @ Nothing Fits... Yes, I KNOW!!! It's kind of a cross between a mulligan and a rain check!! I hope all is well with you!

    @ Bama Trav... No, I have to admit, I've never had the honor or the distinction! Maybe that will change some day!!

    @ Heff... now now now... this is not a time to become territorial about your mashed taters...

    @ Nitebird... that would be a Hell of a note if the Mayans happen to be correct... HA!! I always had you pegged for being a zombie... BTW, do you have any more zombie dolls??

    @ Kimberly... I know, but that means you get to do it again in October!

    ~shoes~

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