Seriously...
Seriously...
My Phone: Ringggg... Ringggg....
Me: Hello...???
Caller: ... (pause) Fuckface...
Me: ... (longer pause)... Fuckface Motherfucker...
Caller: ...(pause)...you're a Fuckface Twat Licking Motherfucker...
Me: ...(pause) You're a Pig Fucker...
Caller: (gasps) Why... why... why did you call me a Pig Fucker???
Me: Because you fuck pigs...
Caller: Oh yeah... hahahahahahahaaaa...
~shoes~
good grief... you should quit answering your phone...nobody should be talking to you like that! that's just TRAGIC! TRAUMATIC! what a way to start your week!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
old mcdonald had a farm...eieiOH! and on that farm he had some pigs... eieiOH!
c'mere. xoxoxo
gobbles
@ Gobbles... I know! She called me one night and asked me what a 'fuckface' was... I asked why she wanted to know, and it seems a friend of hers had called her one. So we got to looking at definitions and one thing led to another... and phone conversations like this one developed... I'm not sure where the pig fucker thing came from other than my post about clowns and pigs with corkscrew peckers... and of course, that led to the South Park episode...
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Hmmm. Get yourself a modern phone boy and have caller ID!
ReplyDeleteHahaha..South Park. One word: Imaginationland! Best episode ever! See ya
ReplyDeleteHey man, the Smithsonian called. THEY WANT THEIR PHONE BACK !!!
ReplyDeleteReally, never heard of fuckface before? Interesting. Living under a rock, perhaps?
ReplyDeleteyou're such a pig fucker shoes...
ReplyDelete;-) I wonder how she went so long without knowing what a fuckface is... so glad you informed her!!!
xoxoxo
gobbles
hee hee - i needed this today. :)
ReplyDelete@ Charlene... I have a modern phone. I just LOVE the looks and the feel that these old phones had... :o)
ReplyDelete@ Lynn... those fellows are INSANE!!!
@ Heff... they can get it when they pry it from my cold, dead... wait... that's something else... well, they still can't have it!!
@ Marnie... LOLOL!! I agree!!!!
@ JAG... I'd heard of it before... just never really thought about it from a definition standpoint however... LOL
@ Gobbles... it's interesting that you are now calling me a 'pig fucker'... I went back and was re-reading some old posts... and on my "Fukken Pigs" post (http://redshoeschronicles.blogspot.com/2010/09/fukken-pigs.html#comments) YOU called me a PIG... look at how much progress you have made since the middle of September... :oD
@ Magnolia.. you are SO welcome, dear!!!
~shoes~
As Scarlet O'Hara would say...I do Declare!
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seriously?
ReplyDeleteyou actually had a conversation where you said fuck that many times???
i bet it sounded so...cute...with that hoarse little twang of yours ;)
Man, I wish my phone conversations were as interesting!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO !
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I need to adopt that dialogue as my own!
ReplyDelete"what did you expect, they're canadians" LOL!!!!!!!!!! (and proud of it)
ReplyDeleteNext time my phone rings, not the cell phone, but my land line that only rings when a telemarketer is on the other end, I'm gonna answer;
ReplyDelete"State your business Pig Fucker!"
@ Carol... I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!
ReplyDelete@ Jaime...yes, I did! And I hardly ever say it... much less type it... but I seem to cause some kind of reaction with this person!!!
@ Megan... sometimes one just has to take the lead!! ;o)
@ Senorita... HAHAHAHA...
@ Ubermouth... Then take it!!! :oD
@ Spring Flower... there seems to be something amiss between the South Park creators and Canadians... hahahahaha...
@ Tulpen... Hell, I'd call just to hear that exchange!!!!
~shoes~
And I remember when a "breather" was the most perverted thing I ever heard on a phone...
ReplyDelete@ Linnnn... LMAO!!! Hmmm.. are you calling me 'perverted,' sweetie??
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