"So I'm Going To Hell... What Else Is New?

O.K., O.K., O.K...

I get it... the past 24 hours have been SO stressful for me... and it's true... I DO use humor to mask anxiety and pain...

I honestly have nothing against women drivers, but this is funny as fuck...

Soooo...

Eat Me...

 Back in November, I posted about calling someone a "pig fucker" HERE.   It's become a term of endearment, I believe... One of my favorite bloggers, Catch Her In The Wry has a great post HERE... about... err... ummm... well.... just look. I promise no pigs were injured in the process. Oddly enough, this event occurred about 40 miles from where I live...

Maybe I will post about the source of the anxiety later...

~shoes~

"Monday Afternoon Telephone Call..."

Seriously...

Seriously...

My Phone:  Ringggg... Ringggg....


Me:  Hello...???


Caller:  ... (pause)  Fuckface...


Me:  ... (longer pause)... Fuckface Motherfucker...


Caller: ...(pause)...you're a Fuckface Twat Licking Motherfucker...


Me:  ...(pause)  You're a Pig Fucker...


Caller: (gasps) Why... why... why did you call me a Pig Fucker???





Me:  Because you fuck pigs...


Caller:  Oh yeah... hahahahahahahaaaa...

~shoes~