"MMmmmmmm.... Zombies!!!!!!!"

One of my favorite bands of all times is The Zombies...  I know I know I know... which ever band happens to be in my mind set when I post is one of my favorite bands...  I guess it just depends on the mood I am in at the time...

For some reason, I'm in a Zombie frame of mind today... I have no idea why...

I wonder... for example... if Zombies have a five-second rule... like once you are attacked and taken to the ground... and they are getting ready to gnaw on your brains, if you are on the ground for more than five seconds, does one of them go, 'eewwww, you are going to eat that???'

I wonder if Zombies have a food pyramid? I know that the zombie movies I have watched, even though brains seem to be the food of choice, invariably you seen some carrying around arms and legs and stuff...  I can imagine a Zombie being a Leg man... I wonder if at Zombie meal time if  Zombies would fight over who gets the breasts?

... and what about a Zombie's ability to spell? Could that get him or her in even MORE Zombie trouble?!?!?!


If Zombies had fast food restaurants, would they have young women working there that looked like this?

Zombie Hooters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What about Zombie Blockage? If things got really bad for a Zombie's digestive system, could he or she require roughage??

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Enough of that... now, what about protecting yourself from Zombies and Zombie attacks... Would you, could you, identify them... if not, here's a helpful resource that maybe you should print out and carry in your wallet or purse...

I work with some people who  come across as Zombies... Thank God I don't seem to fit that many of the descriptors...  

This might be an accurate depiction if there were such a thing as Zombie Liam Larry (at the far left) and a Zombie RedShoes (at the far right)...

And, as far as I'm concerned, this cartoon illustrates what I would be most inclined to do at work...

Especially if it is at the expense of Liam Larry...  Just sayin'...

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and once you are able to identify them, one needs to be able to destroy the said Zombies... how does one do that, you might ask...???

There you are... complete with explanation as to why, in the event of a Zombie attack, one is better off with guns and ammo rather than pot... just sayin'...

However, one doesn't necessarily need that kind of firepower... in the graph above, several types of weaponry are shown along with a scaled index of effectiveness...

Eventually, a total game plan for Zombie Apocalypse survival would be ultimately important!! Above, you can see a suggested game plan...  I think I would place more stress, however, on getting weapons... every Zombie movie I've ever seen has stressed head shots...

What's scarier than Zombies?  

Nazi Zombies!!!!!!

Well... I think that's about everything I can think of that I feel you need to know... besides, it's lunch time... Liam Larry and the Nut Player and I are going to meet for lunch... I wonder if Brains are on the menu...

The End...

~shoes~