Monday, September 27, 2010

"Hot, Wet, Tight, Bald..."

... Pussy is the name of a song by David Allan Coe. And if you don't believe me then play THIS!!!!





I'm definitely in one of those moods today...




Looks like someone has this cat by his balls...  of course, if someone had me by my balls, I'd probably look like that too... 




This looks kinda sorta like how my house used to look when I was married once upon a time... she had become a cat freak.  She knew I was allergic to cats, so she would always amp up the cat count... I'm sure she felt at some point I would just keel over and die... she  had  nine indoor cats when we divorced...  how "passive aggressive" is that?




Cats are pooping machines... anywhere... everywhere... they don't care...




I wonder if Green Eggs and Ham is really processed catpoop?? Of course, Soylent Green is peeeppleeeee......



Charlton Heston said so...
He was there... he would know...



Awwww... what a cute little pussy...



Hmmm... a scared pussy!!!!!



Rhut Rho!!!
Dad is going to be in trouble!!!!!!!!



Hmmm... this would give a new meaning to oral contraceptive... no?




Don't flies vomit when they land?  So is the male fly throwing up on the female fly? Is there such a thing as 'vomit play?'


Be right back...

OMG!!!
Do NOT go there!!!!!!!
Blerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(yes there is!!!!)



fukken cat...



I think I used this line recently in a post... the 'she' frog looks dead to me...




Hmmm... I'm afraid this is probably true for a lot of men!!!!!!!!!

I'd best get back to work...




attention whore Pictures, Images and Photos

~shoes~

16 comments:

  1. There are some days when I really worry about you. This would be one of them...

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  2. I think this is hilarious!!! There are nice kitties and less cute too out there. ;) you definitely bring a smile to my face. :)

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  3. Lookin to score, eh!?

    If that's how you think you'd look if someone has you by the balls, they are doing it all wrong ....

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  4. Oh my, Shoes. You really are in a mood.

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  5. I was thinking that DA Coe's song was about one of those Egyptian hairless cats that someone tossed into the swimming pool.

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  6. You definitely wouldn't look like that if I had you by the balls. Just sayin.

    ;)

    xoxo

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  7. I am so in to the way your mind works...

    and yeah - I'm thinkin' if you look like that than your balls haven't been in the right hands...

    c'mere

    xoxo
    gobbles

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  8. I LOVE it when you are in one of your moods. : )

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  9. Solent green was not made out of dead people in the book. Little known fact. I am surprised you did not passivelly get rid of a few cats

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  10. tee hee. nothing wrong with random ridiculousness every once in awhile. :)

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  11. Yeah, I worry too. Anyway, sent a tune out to you today. Actually two....hop over to my blog under Tuesday's tunes. I hope you like them.

    Carol-the gardener

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  12. @ Robin... LMAO... you know, I feel exactly the SAME way about me!! LOLOL I am amazed at how I can effortlessly seem to float from serious and serene to "off-the-wall," but I don't think it changes my core values... I'm just a goofball!!

    What can I say!?!?! :o)

    @ Spring Flower... I am pleased that I bring smiles to your face... I'm a goofball.. what else can I say?

    @ Stacy... When I was thinking of being had by the balls, it wasn't in the kind way... so that face would fit the scenario that I had in mind... tell me about your scenario... ;o)

    @Jessica... yeah, I think it has to do with the alignment of the stars... or something...

    @ Kurt... I think you are RIGHT!! I mean.. what ELSE could it have been about?!?!?! ;o)

    @ Charlene.. maybe I need to start a charity... or a special support group... to raise money for this condition...

    @ Sunny... I have no idea what you mean.. tell me... ;o)

    @ Gobbles... if you are into the way my mind works, you are really in trouble!!! LOLOL

    Tell me about your hands... ;o)

    @ Christine.. Hey YOU!!! How are you?? I do go off on tangents from time to time... no? ;o)

    @ Bathwater... I couldn't hurt one of her cats... no matter how close those bastiges would come to killing me...

    @ Magnolia... I can certainly head in that direction!!! ;o) I hope all is well with you!!!

    @ Carol... I will head that way NOW!!! Thank you!!

    ~shoes~

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  13. Ok...that sperm joke is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile. Haha!

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  14. It seems the majority of men hate cats. Nice of the ex to shower you in all that kitty dander, you must have been truly miserable. I can't believe after, say the fourth cat you didn't threaten to high-tail it out of there.

    I have a cat. She is a very nice cat, probably one of the friendliest there is. She always users her litter box and only ocassionally hacks up a furball.

    And then, there is that other cat.........

    Have an awesome day, Shoesie!

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  15. Don't think I'll ever look at cat poop in the same way ever again...

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  16. Uh... which one is the female frog?? LOL

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