Sunday, January 24, 2010

"Dee" - Part I

I got an email this afternoon from a woman I used to see... I will call her "Dee"... for the most obvious reason...



"Dee" didn't like to make love...


She liked to fuck...


She didn't like to have sex...


She liked to fuck...


She may have been the closest thing to a nymphomaniac I've ever been involved with...


But I shouldn't have been that surprised... we were both Scorpios... have you ever looked at compatibility tables for the different horoscope signs?? 



Scorpio v. Scorpio is one of the most volatile combinations that there is... something like of like the sexual ritual of black widow spiders... where after copulation, the female eats the male... personally, I like it before... or maybe even during... but I doubt seriously I would object to being eaten afterwards...  But I digress...


"Dee" also like to drink... excessively... I wonder if one can be an excessive drunk?? I mean.. getting drunk is excessive consumption of alcohol... to the point where it alters ones behavior...


I remember this one time I had to take a group students to an industry conference... it was an opportunity for them to get out and meet potential employers... 'Dee' lived about  1 1/2 hours from where I live... we had plans for me to come back to Alluvial Flood Plains State University... drop off the students... and drive up and spend the weekend with her... it was SO late by the time the students and I got home, I called her... and told her I was going to wait until in the morning to come over... if that was ok with her... and she assured me it was...


The next morning, I was sicker than a dog... arf arf arf... so I called her... she didn't answer, but I left voice mail... told her I was sick... and asked her if she wanted to come over here... we could watch movies... stuff like that... and I asked her to call me back...


I never heard from her...  at least until late Sunday evening... obviously too late to drive over and then be at work the next AM...  so we set sights on the next weekend...




That weekend arrived... I drove over... we went to dinner... came back home... and then I drove her around the blocks a few times... if'n you know what I mean... and at some point, she pushes away from me... and says...


"Shoes... I've got something I need to tell you..."


GULP!!!!  That is NEVER good news, no matter who's telling it to you!!!


So I sit up in bed... and face her... and she says... 'Last Friday night... when you called and said you weren't coming over... I went out and picked up this guy... and fucked him...


So I sat there a little stunned... and then dared to venture forth about the following Saturday night when I was sick...  "Did you go out that night too?"


"Yes," she replied...


"Did you pick up a guy and fuck him??"


"Yes," she replied...




We had agreed upon a monogamous relationship... and evidently the rules changed... and I didn't know about that rule change... when rules within a relationship change, I would suppose that it's in the best interest of both parties to know about the said changes...


I am not sure, but I would guess that I could possibly be in an open relationship...  I am confident that my wife spent the last part of our marriage in a sexually monogamous relationship that did NOT include me... but that's another story...


There are more 'Dee' stories I will share...  It's been a strange week or so... C called last Monday night... M called the week before... several other women from my past have emailed or contacted me lately...


So I guess I am trying to figure out the alignment of the planets and all of that crap... seeing if any  thing makes sense to me...  That image of the planets over there looks to be a tad bit phallic... no???


Anyway, this story about 'Dee' doesn't doesn't make that much sense, ... but I did figure it could be could be entertaining....


As a friend of mine at work says... "Shoes... you sure can pick em..."


~shoes~







9 comments:

  1. Everybody has something to teach us, right?

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  2. Watch it out there, there are many hidden dangers!

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  3. "I would suppose that it's in the best interest of both parties to know about the said changes..." ==> Yeah, it's what I thought as well. It depends on the relationship you have with that person. How open they really are.

    He was (well, he still is) a Scorpio... oh man. Intense!! :)

    Hope this week is better than the last.

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  4. Garnering some female interest is better than no interest at all, right? Be smart, discerning and don't over-analyze...things will improve.

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  5. I'm told I pick only the crazies. Oh well. I constantly contend they are ALL crazy.

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  6. I'll start at the bottom and work my way up (it's fun that way, right?)
    The pic of the planets? My first thought was that it looked like a section of bowel....which was kind of my response to your story: shit.
    Yeah, shit. When did you have the first thought that D was a nympho? Was it before or after the idea of monogamy? B/c usually those two things don't go together if the parties are more than the distance to the closest bar away from each other.
    Okay my new friend. No more flaming, I promise. Now go out and find a nympho closer to home and tell us about it! I'm gonna go amend a post I was writing about me (used to) being a bitch. Sorry for the long comment!

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  7. @ Tattytiara... you are right... we learn something from everyone... Thank you for stopping by... :o)

    @ Secretia... I'm trying to give myself permission to go after some of those hidden dangers... well... somewhat anyway... ;o)

    @ Spring Flower.. intense is RIGHT... This week is pretty ok... as long as a certain someone doesn't call... and will allow that scab to heal over...

    @SouthernGirl... *sighs* yeah.. I way over-analyze things... I need to lighten up... I'm working on that... :o)

    @ Bathwater... yeah... but damn if I don't shock myself sometimes with some of the crazy shiznit I do... but I have come across (no pun intended... I don't think...) some lulus...

    @MadWoman... you are right... it DOES look like that.. hahahahaha.... Hmm.. when did I have the idea that she was a nympho... when she basically raped me on our first date... Dayum... on the floor in the living room of her house... Double Dayum...

    Never apologize for long comments.. ever... :o)

    ~shoes~

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  8. Um I'm skipping to the response to the comment by MWBTB and to say:
    tell us about THAT!
    :)
    Enjoy your popularity with the ladies, Red.

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  9. Good afternoon, JenJen...

    Hmmm... the reasons some of these women are getting back in touch with me, I am not viewing so much as popularity, for some reason...

    I don't understand Laura's calling me last week... Dee really wasn't asking for anything... yet, anyway... she always told me that if we ever quit seeing each other, she still wanted to get together for sex... so I guess that's a "yes" vote, but we never did...

    But for some reason, a few are coming out of the woodwork...

    I do have some Dee stories I will share though...

    ~shoes~

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