Part II
OK...
...enough of my self-imposed pity party.
I thought I would share some funny things
(in my opinion)
that I have found.
For this one to be true, one would really
have to be a sprinter...
No?
It makes me tired just thinking about it....
... or this one.
I seem to recall having read that eHarmony was
unable to provide any matches for one subscriber...
... but it wasn't for answering a question like this.
HAR!!!
HAH!!!!
I wonder if there are any sex lines for women to call...
where men talk dirty to them??
Oh crap...
I could be in trouble...
HAR!!!!!
... and if he wrote a book about it,
would it be called
'A Field of Cream?'
I bet this guy was in one of my classes...
I'd best get back to work...
I have some real stuff I need to be doing...
~shoes~
Who runs 5 miles in 30 seconds???? hahahahaha
ReplyDelete::snort::
ReplyDeleteI think you need to get out more.
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ReplyDeleteBig laughs! "Keep it up"!
DeleteI'm a huge Cocks fan! hahaha. These were hysterical.
ReplyDeleteHa! Much hilarity. And informative. Apparently I am going to live a thousand years.
ReplyDeleteThere is a restaurant by where I live called the Fat Rooster.
ReplyDeleteThey are all funny! Good work. ;)
ReplyDeleteWho came up with the idea that you burn as many calories in 30 seconds of sex as you do in 30 + minutes of running? That's messed up!
ReplyDeleteThere was a birthday game... HERE
ReplyDeleteBut you never came..
Say it ain't so
At your show.