"Fifty Shades of Shoes..."

Part II

OK...

...enough of my self-imposed pity party.

I thought I would share some funny things

  (in my opinion) 

 that I have found.

For this one to be true, one would really 

have to be a sprinter...

No?

It makes me tired just thinking about it....

... or this one.

I seem to recall having read that eHarmony was

unable to provide any matches for one subscriber...

... but it wasn't for answering a question like this.

HAR!!!

HAH!!!!

I wonder if there are any sex lines for women to call... 

where men talk dirty to them??

Oh crap...

I could be in trouble...

HAR!!!!!

... and if he wrote a book about it, 

would it be called 

'A Field of Cream?'

I bet this guy was in one of my classes...

I don't like movies that make me cry...

... and something for you sports fans out there...

I'd best get back to work... 

I have some real stuff I need to be doing...

~shoes~

"Fifty Shades Of..."

Shoes...

The movie... based on this best seller... 

is set to open this Saturday, on 

Valentines Day...

... apparently, nothing quite says LOVE like 

butt plugs, nipple clamps and bondage.

So... here is my contribution to the 'Fifty Shades' mania...

For most recent 'Fifty Shades news, 
as it relates to my home state, click

HERE...

For some reason, I am reminded of a comment that was 

made during an episode of 'Boston Legal' some years ago...

Denny Crane tells Alan Shore about a woman in his life...

and he says...

"Alan... Bev is the woman I've always dreamed of: 

an angel in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen."

Alan... somewhat surprised asked Denny...

"Don't you have that backwards?"

to which Denny replied...

"not last night..."

This beats the Hell out of 'an apple a day 'concept...

just sayin'...

I wonder if this is anything like Indian Wrestling...???

... or hands-on?

Talk about discrimination...

This reminds me of the 'slippery when wet' thing...

I wonder if skeletons get boners???

AC/DC...?

I wonder if she tingles when he's plugged in??

I would imagine it has nothing to do with tears...

Do you?

So much for true love...

~shoes~