Sunday, June 7, 2015

"Fifty Shades of Shoes..."



Part II


OK...

...enough of my self-imposed pity party.

I thought I would share some funny things
  (in my opinion) 
 that I have found.

For this one to be true, one would really 
have to be a sprinter...

No?


It makes me tired just thinking about it....

... or this one.


I seem to recall having read that eHarmony was
unable to provide any matches for one subscriber...

... but it wasn't for answering a question like this.

HAR!!!


HAH!!!!

I wonder if there are any sex lines for women to call... 

where men talk dirty to them??




Oh crap...

I could be in trouble...





HAR!!!!!



... and if he wrote a book about it, 
would it be called 
'A Field of Cream?'



I bet this guy was in one of my classes...



I don't like movies that make me cry...



... and something for you sports fans out there...



I'd best get back to work... 

I have some real stuff I need to be doing...


~shoes~



10 comments:

  1. Who runs 5 miles in 30 seconds???? hahahahaha

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  2. ::snort::

    I think you need to get out more.

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  4. I'm a huge Cocks fan! hahaha. These were hysterical.

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  5. Ha! Much hilarity. And informative. Apparently I am going to live a thousand years.

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  6. There is a restaurant by where I live called the Fat Rooster.

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  7. They are all funny! Good work. ;)

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  8. Who came up with the idea that you burn as many calories in 30 seconds of sex as you do in 30 + minutes of running? That's messed up!

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  9. There was a birthday game... HERE
    But you never came..
    Say it ain't so
    At your show.

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