and He Don't Care...
PART II!!!
(Part I of this post can be found HERE!!)
Scooter, aka Liam Larry... is an amazing fool....
Larry is fixated... obsessed... by porn, Bless his
He laughs and jokes about it, but it isn't funny...
So... at dinner tonight, he shares with me...
"I bet I've seen 800 blow jobs in the past few days..."
So that got me to thinking...
... which more often than not, is scary.
Very Scary...
So, Liam Larry says,
"just imagine, while I'm teaching,
More than likely, someone is getting a blow job."
Personally, I don't want to think about
blow jobs and Liam Larry at the same time...
AUGH!!!!!!!!!
She definitely has compression here...
OK... this may just simply be the guy coming out in me,
but I want to see them meet in the middle now!!
Damn... I bet she hates when that happens...
Mom used to tell me that when I would cross my eyes...
That is ONE valid argument!!!!
Oh Baby...
Well... like I said,
I started thinking...
~shoes~
Sleep well Shoes? ;o
ReplyDeleteYou want to see them meet in the middle? Well, we all know what you want for Christmas... A nice stick of rock :)))
Sleep well Shoes? ;o
ReplyDeleteYou want to see them meet in the middle? Well, we all know what you want for Christmas... A nice stick of rock :)))
This may be a silly question, but does the beauty of a woman's face matter when she's giving you a blow job?
ReplyDeleteAs 'they' say "a scorpio mind is a dangerous thing to waste" or was it....??? hahahaha
ReplyDeleteYou started thinking?
ReplyDeleteI believe you didn't get to that :)
stephanie
@160 hours of porn watching for your friend must make him awfully tired.
ReplyDeleteRim job- lmao!!!
ReplyDeleteHis poor little hands must be calloused this week.
ReplyDeleteU know porn can be used to stimulate a night or two but it's pretty sad to have to rely on it all the time.
However, I do hear my men friends say that they love a good "blowjob". Unfortunately, they seem to only be dreaming of having sex or getting blow jobs these days. I don't know if that comes with age or what.
One of my good friends says "If I see a good looking woman walking across the pool area in a bikini carrying a cheeseburger, nowadays I'm looking at the cheeseburger and craving it instead of her." I looked at him and said "Ditto except swap the bikini clad woman out with a man." Like I said in one of my previous blogs I've kind of lost the desire to be with anyone it's too much work and I'm tired nowadays and it doesn't seem to work out in the end anyway. I'd rather cuddle with my pup and a good book.
If the pic of that Meth head doesn't scare people into not doing drugs I'm not sure what will.
ReplyDeleteRock, paper scissors...... .Hmm, I wonder what could top that one?