... and He Don't Care...
Scooter... aka "Liam Larry" is an amazing fool...
The "Scooter, Skeeter, & Shoes' Traveling Salvation Lunch Show" met at one of the places where we normally eat lunch together to discuss the events of the past weekend. Since we were out of school last week, for Thanksgiving, we had much business to cover.
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He told us a while back that he had been doing 'porn searches' on his work computer...
I mean...
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
What is this idiot thinking?!?!?!?!?!
His work computer??
For someone who is
Anyhoo...
... he tells us at lunch today that he placed an order for some porn... and had it delivered to his Mother's house...
To his Mother's House?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
... and his Mother opened the box?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sometimes, MaGeever just doesn't hit on all cylinders...
He told us that he was amazed at the amount of
movies that are available for purchase...
Did you know that a new porn film and title is released every 39 minutes?
What State's residents subscribe to more porn sites than any other state in the Union?
Utah...
Pornography Time Statistics
- Every second - $3,075.64 is being spent on pornography.
- Every second - 28,258 internet users are viewing pornography.
- Every second - 372 internet users are typing adult search terms into search engines.
Anyhoo....
... "Liam Larry" said that he had to get the videos shipped to another location because, evidently, our area codes in this area can't have porn shipped to them. I had never heard of anything like this.
But to ship it to his Mom's house??
"Liam" did make the comment that he 'didn't want to forget. Forget?? Isn't sex related stuff somewhat of a 'brain-stem' activity? I mean, can't a stalk of celery have sexual urges??
I think I have discovered 'Liam Larry's' new nick name...
I hope that guy in the middle swings both ways...
if'n you know what I mean...
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OMG, I'm at loss for words. He had porn delivered to his mom's house???? Oy!
ReplyDeleteHi, Princess... Liam larry isn't the smartest pencil in the box... Poor bastard!!
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Yep that certainly classifies him for lacking "common sense". I don't know what y'all's policies are at the University but we definitely can be TERMINATED for pulling up porn.
ReplyDeleteThe other day at work I saw one of my 70-year old's coworker with something on his computer that resembled a woman's white bum in the air as she was "riding". Well, to say I was shocked that I witnessed that at work especially since we have one recently that is in serious trouble. But I guess when u are 70 and can retire u don't care. Mmm--
Very DISRESPECTFUL to send to his mom's address. Isn't she about 80?
Has he not heard of the Porn Hub aka free porn. Seriously, why put out money on something u can get for free. I do believe that is common knowledge or maybe not.
Comment regarding Thanksgiving reply post. I hope u are able to get ur Christmas tree up this weekend. I definitely have mine up now. The Christmas music is playing in the background of the studio when I am home. The smells of Christmas are fabulous. I don't like the shopping part and very much limit going out for only those very very very special gifts. I truly enjoy Christmas time for the season and spiritual side of the moment as well.
As for Liam Larry, if I remember correctly, didn't he talk to a couple once regarding dating when one of them had just had an affair and were working on their marriage.
Sometimes, people are just that way and hopefully they don't embarrass u just themselves.
Have a blessed week!!!
Oh P.S. love the cartoon about porn and Disney. Yep that about sums up the lies we are fed! No Prince Charmings for women and no Insatiable Whores for y'all.
ReplyDelete" ...no Insatiable Whores for y'all."
DeleteWell... speak for yourself... :oD
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Hahaha
DeleteI do not do shores not what I want at all. Men dog shores mind u. I do not swing the other way. I have dog whore men friends and they know no way we'd every get together.
Well, enjoy those insatiable shores.
Oops shores is whores
DeleteThis story is NOT surprising to Heff. MY area is not supposed to have porn shipped/received. Most websites don't give a damn and ship it ANYWAY, but a few HAVE declined me. I once ordered a porn I desperately (lol) wanted, so I had it shipped to my friend in another state, and of course when it arrived his WIFE PROMPTLY OPENED IT.
ReplyDeleteTHERE YOU GO.
LMBO!!! What was his wife's thoughts on that?? ;oD
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His poor mother! Mind you, she may have a broad mind. You never know :-p
ReplyDeleteHi there, Leah... how are you, sweetie?
DeleteI totally agree... however, Mom is around 80...
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Did he bill it too his mommy too?
ReplyDeleteLMBO W/ Steven...
DeleteI SO totally agree!!!
How is everything with you, Steven?? :o)
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Let's hope when his mother opened the box the title was not "Lassie does it good" or "Ride my Horsey" because that would just be wrong!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHi there, Ana... I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination, but I agree...
DeleteLOL!!!
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Great after reading this post I have been singing " Jimmy crack corn and I don't care" all day long!!!
ReplyDeleteI do hope you told your friend him looking up porn on a work computer puts him in the catergory of dumbass
Re: "Jimmy Cracks Corn..." That is Exactly what I was hoping for!!! :oD
DeleteLiam knows he's an idiot...
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Two guys get together for lunch & talk about porn. Wow, talk about ground breaking!
ReplyDeleteHa!! Actually, there were three of us... I'm not that much of a participant in these kinds of conversations. I will listen, however... one never knows what he's going to learn in such an environment.
DeleteHow are you doing??
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