It was just a matter of time...
before I reverted back to my old ways...
I don't know if it's something that is in the water or what. Not that it really matters...
I found this 'Robot Chicken' take-off on a Cialis © advertisement that I thought was funny as Hell...
I found this 'Robot Chicken' take-off on a Cialis © advertisement that I thought was funny as Hell...
... and poor ol' Lassie was always game to try to help Lil Timmy out of any mess he ever got himself into...
After having found and watched this, I will never think of Skittles © quite the same way...
HAR!!!!!
That's not exactly what I would have called a 'pearl necklace' but what the heck...
This next one seems to be somewhat of what I would call and industrial version of Viagra ©, something they call 'Stifficade'...
LMBO!!!!!!
That guy almost looks like a cross between James Coburn and Richard Gere... exceptin' that I think James Coburn is dead now...
Well... this is what happens when one has spent way too long looking over an Economics lesson plan for the next day's class after having had taught for two hours earlier in the day.
As a good friend of mine once used to say...
'Keep a wrinkle in it...'
~shoes~
HA! Love the skittles one! Taste the rainbow ;) And stifficade!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant, shoes. You have made me laugh on a wet, Thursday morning.
Anyway, just off for a bag of skittles now and then to catch up on your other posts :)
Good morning!!
DeleteWhat can I say... I LOVE Skittles as well.. when my kids were little, we would go get candy and I would have to buy three bags of Skittles!!!
How are you today?!?
~shoes~
You're just pretending to have kids aren't you? The three bags were for you, I know it!
DeleteThere were a lot of skittles going on there. Just sayin'. Way more than 3 bags.
I'm good today shoes. Hope you are too :)
HA!! No, those monsters are VERY real!!! But I would still eat their Skittles... :oD
DeleteThat was definitely more than a lovin' spoonful of Skittles... I would agree with that!
~shoes~
I can't see now from laughing too hard! Thank you! Much needed. Take care!
ReplyDeleteGood morning, Barb!
DeleteI shall take care... you too!!!
~shoes~
You know, finding shit like this may be your life's calling. You're damn good at it.
ReplyDeleteHi there, Steven!
DeleteI'm gearing up for my second career!! I wanna be a shit finder!!! :oD
I was actually looking for something totally innocent when I found one of the videos... and the rest just fell into my lap... ;o)
~shoes~
OMG! I have no words in regards to the Skittles ad.
ReplyDeletePS. What girl doesn't like a "pearl necklace?"
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DeleteI had to delete the comment... the link didn't work... argh!!!!!
DeleteAlthough it did create an idea for a future post. :oD
~shoes~
Hmm, not sure when "National Pearl Necklace Day" is but ZZ Top's song just popped into my head.
DeleteHAR!!!
DeleteWe think WAY too much alike!!!
I was trying to add the link for THAT song!!!
BTW, that's EXACTLY what that song is about!!! ;o)
~shoes~
Hey, great minds think alike!!
DeleteRE: BTW, that's EXACTLY what that song is about!
Oh dear Shoes, of course I KNOW what that song is about....
HAR @ Princess!!!
DeleteI was about 99% certain that you did!!! ;o)
~shoes~
Re-reading my comment back, I'm saying to myself, "wow, that was cheeky!"
ReplyDeleteI agree, Princess...
DeleteThat WAS cheeky of you!!! ;o)
~shoes~
HAR!!!
ReplyDeleteThis apparently is the word "HAR" Blue Grumpster wants us to put in action.
Hahahaha--
Once I worked in a pharmacy in Chapel Hill, NC.
And someone had some bad effects from Viagra. If u could see me in person, I would demostrate how he walked in. Let's put it this way he was stiffed legged.
He did not want to be embarrassed because his erection would not go down. So he "TAPED" his penis to his leg. Is that possible? I didn't ask to see rather quickly got a pharmacist whom called a doctor whom gave a prescription or Ammonia Nitrate I believe to whiff. This apparently makes an erection go away that won't go down. One other man said it gave him "SEVERE HEADACHES". He was never taking that stuff again. Poor things.
I don't know Viagra can have it's upsides for some people but well some men just can't tolerate the "side effects".
Memories of him walking into our Pharmacy I have not forgotten that one for fifteen years.
HAR!!!
DeleteYeah... I always like that part in the advertisements that are on TV...
In the event of an erection lasting four hours or more, call a professional!
Does that mean that one calls a prostitute??
~shoes~
LMFBO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood morning, Leah...
DeleteSo you liked that?
;o)
~shoes~
Now I'll never have Skittles again. First anal beaver glands ruining my vanilla and now Skittles. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteP.S. That said, I'm impressed by his explosion of Skittles. I could never do that heh heh and I raise you a har...
DeleteGood afternoon, Grumpster...
DeleteThe sheer idea of anal beaver glands is enough to kill ANYTHING! Possibly even an erection that last four hours!!
As far as Skittles © go, that guy seems to be the Peter North of Skittle © ejaculations!
~shoes~
Hungry for Skittles....
ReplyDeleteGood afternoon, Ms O!
DeleteI'm betting you would have no troubles finding all the Skittles© you would like! ;o)
~shoes~