Hey Mr. Shoes...
What can I do to pass this class??
This was asked of me this morning by one of my students... who has done very little this semester to learn any of the material... hasn't completed the extra work that I gave them the option of doing... hasn't come to class... and now with one week left in the semester, she is curious as to how she can pass...
I did have a student one semester tell me that if he didn't make at least a 'B' in his classes, that his Grand Father would have him deleted from his will...
Poor guy... I guess it sucked to be him... no?
I went back and reviewed my final grades that I have turned in over the past three years (6 semesters) and compared them to a three- year period from earlier in my career... my grades are lower.

I would think that has to imply that I haven't 'dumbed' down my material, but instead, I've possibly have become more strict about my grading policies and what I am willing to accept from students.
I had a colleague some years ago that probably subscribed to this theory presented above. One could always tell when he had an exam pending... some of the coeds would come to his office for 'study sessions'... they would all wear their tightest t-shirts and shorts... He thought he was being sly... but they knew it would work. The male students were greatly resentful of this 'competitive advantage' the female students had over them...
Some of my students do not like it when I count off points for misspellings when they submit assignments. I assure them that their employers will grade them on a much stricter basis than I do...
Nothing wrong with aiming high!!
And then there is always the question of 'extra credit'...
~shoes~
haha! yes! i'm pretty sure thatss how i pased all my clases
ReplyDeleteWell....I have used some of these tactics to win at pool but not at school. Cute post!
ReplyDeleteMethodology-- I suppose that's one way to get your grades up!
ReplyDeletewhat CAN i do for extra credit professor shoes?
ReplyDeletexoxoxo
gobbles
I'm glad you're not grading my posts! I'm a terrible speller, even with spell check.
ReplyDeleteIf the girl leaning over the desk was the one asking what she could do for the extra credit, I'd be handing out the knee pads!
ReplyDeleteEntitlement seems to be an epidemic these days. However, depending on the professor, the guys wearing tight shirts and shorts may have worked to their advantage.
ReplyDeleteSpell Czech kin never bee a program upon witch we should rely. If ewe sea watt eye mean.
Stick to your guns. Don't let them slack and get away with it. It won't do them or your or the world any favors.
ReplyDelete@ Kage...now I wonder why I find that easy to believe!!! ;o)
ReplyDelete@ Middle Child... Hey, whatever it takes to win... no?? :oD
@ Cocaine Princess... I like the way your terminology makes it sound nicer than it really is!!! ;o)
@ Gobbles... My truck needs to be waxed... :oD
@ Green Monkey... I noticed that after I posted this, and then went back and re-read, I found several mis-spellings!! YIKES!!! I hope you are set for a great weekend!!!
@ Bath... as enticing as she looks, it still wouldn't be worth losing ones job for. On a serious note, I greatly value what I do and respect the position of trust that I have with my students...
@ Monkey Man... I totally get your point!! LMBO!!!
@ Joshua, since I've become mean, cranky, and ornery, I won't let them get away with it!!! :oD
~shoes~
Hi Shoesies ! So nice to be back !
ReplyDeleteYou know what's funny? Before I went to college, I read and heard that there was no such thing as extra credit, but once I was in classes, the teachers offered it.
My teacher in my legal classes would take points off for misspellings, and I thought he was right for it. People can't spell these days for sh*t.
Unfortunately, I see a lot of spelling mistakes, even in the legal field from legal secretaries. Grown ups in the workforce sometimes have worse spelling than LOL Cats.
I bet you're a real soft touch for the doe eye routine
ReplyDeleteThis is hillarious!! And obviously so true and yes, ok, a little relatable. I may have, yes me, tried to get a better grade. But c'mon, if you don't ask (or TRY) the answer will always be no! Right mr. teacher? ;-)
ReplyDelete@ Senorita... hey you... it's great to see you back blogging!! I'm sure there's always been some form of 'extra credit' out there. At one time, I would allow students to do extra work in order to raise their grade, but it seemed the extra work they completed was no better than their efforts during the semester, so I stopped allowing it... You are right about people not being able to piece together coherent sentences... they really struggle at it... :o)
ReplyDelete@ Kurt... Not now... maybe at one time, I might have been, but I'm past that stage now... How are things with you??
@ Jen... You mean you tried stuff like this for extra credit??? ;o) Did it work?? :oD
~shoes~