Friday, September 30, 2011

"Yum... Brains..."

Greetings...
Welcome to my contribution to the Zombie Walk...  Let's see what I can come up with...



What a delicious little number she is...
She might be difficult to resist...
I wonder if she bites...

 
It appears that even the President gets into things like this from time to time...
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So... I thought I found myself in a room full of zombies earlier today, but it turns out it was just one of my classrooms full of students...  of course, when looking at how to identify a zombie, I can see why this was easy to do... except for the brain eating part anyway...


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What would a Shoes post be without sexual innuendo...???


GI wonder if zombies find us finger-licking good?  I wonder if a zombie-tress could give a blow job without biting? I bet not!!



Oh God... this may or may NOT end well!!


I wonder why they put a raptor on a 'zombie' poster?
Well... I guess because there is such a thing as a zombie T-Rex... there ya go...
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Now, for your reading entertainment, how about some Zombie Haiku??


I hunger for your
Delicious cerebellum...
Where's the ice cream scoop?
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Zombies came calling...
They refused tea and crumpets...
I am losing my mind.
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Dismembered zombie
heads roll around on the floor.
Soccer anyone?
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Oh my God! Zombies
are coming! Run! Run! Run! Run!
Oh, wait... you are slow.
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I thought he had been
lost or run over. Turns out
Zombies ate my cat.

That shotgun won't work
unless you aim for the head.
Brain matter splatter.

Speaking of guns...


I have absolutely no idea how I started this post of with a sexual zombie content and it evolved into this...
Be sure to visit the other zombie blog walkers...

~shoes~


Above the Norm: Bizarre Arizona

Zombies Everywhere

Holly's Horrorland

Little Gothic Horrors

Anything Horror

Katy Bennett Horror Writer and Poet

Bubba's Place

Horror Smorgasbord

Gnostalgia

Monkey Man

Words and Music

Red Shoes Chronicles

The Wolf's Eyes

My Day in a Sentence

Pixie's Horror Galore

Strange State

The Misadventures of HalloweeNut

Halloween Blues

Kweeny Todd

The California Blogging Massacre

Horror Shock Lolipop

Vanessa Morgan

Improbable Frontiers

No Really, You Can Eat It

Art By Living Dead Girl Nicole

A Dust Bunny in the Wind
http://www.dustbunnyinthewind.com
A Ghoul's Best Friend
http://zombiesaremagic.blogspot.com
Cherry Neko Saves the World
http://www.lisafee.com
At the Mansion of Madness
http://viviennemoss.blogspot.com
Creepy Glow Keyhole Gallery
http://anchorsandroses.blogspot.com
Paranormal Researchers Group

Sean Thomas Fisher's Blogwash

Rise and Fight

Stump Town Horror
http://stumptownhorror.blogspot.com
LoliClown's Little Blog of Horror
Books and Beyond

The Grave Bandits

Screaming Goregasms
Lazy Daisy Life
Ivy's Closet

Justine's Halloween

Annie Walls

Just Johnny


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29 comments:

  1. Sharon DaySeptember 30, 2011 at 12:34 AM

    Shoes--that was so freaking amazing! I think my neighbors upstairs think I'm insane. I'm laughing my head off and wondering at the same time where I can get one of those t-shirts. I think I want the one "I fuck everything I eat" because, well, that's my calling card. Thanks buddy! This was over the top awesomeness!

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  2. ZombieSeptember 30, 2011 at 12:56 AM

    now that is one hell of a lot of guns!! O.o

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  3. Cocaine PrincessSeptember 30, 2011 at 4:05 AM

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  4. Cocaine PrincessSeptember 30, 2011 at 4:06 AM

    We have this event in the city every year and I think it's so awesome and looks like a lot of fun to participate in.

    P.S. Love the zombie apostles pic.

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  5. LeahSeptember 30, 2011 at 5:47 AM

    LMAO - I never heard of it before, but your post on it was well entertaining. Ya just got carried away with it, didn't ya???

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  6. nitebyrdSeptember 30, 2011 at 6:23 AM

    There's probably a joke about the zombie-ess blow-job/sucking out brains but I won't there.

    Great post, you made me laugh like a loon this very early AM! That "Preparedness" poster is too good not to steal. ;)

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  7. AnonymousSeptember 30, 2011 at 7:53 AM

    Best post I've seen all day. Spectacular.

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  8. HeffSeptember 30, 2011 at 9:09 AM

    Holy SHIT at the links !

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  9. SandraSeptember 30, 2011 at 9:27 AM

    ...gulp...I feel a wee bit queazy after this. As for your students looking like zombies, I'm a student. I can relate. I haven't combed my hair in days.

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  10. Green MonkeySeptember 30, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    clearly, I am clueless about this zombie walk/crawl/quest. but you reminded me that there is a real zombi crawl coming up. YIPPY! and then again VOODOO FEST. Will you be headed that way?

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  11. Julie FergusonSeptember 30, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    Great zombie post. I love your badass zombie cat.

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  12. Two Gory ChicksSeptember 30, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    That has to be one of the greatest collection of zombie randoms ever! And I have to agree with Adsila, that cat is pretty bad ass!

    Come check us out:
    http://twogorychicks.blogspot.com/

    Ginger

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  13. MelanieSeptember 30, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    so far, i think this is my favorite zombie walk post!

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  14. ivy's closetSeptember 30, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    I love that about the class room of students!

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  15. BubbaSeptember 30, 2011 at 1:22 PM

    Zombilicious!

    One of the best on the 2011 Zombie Walk!

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  16. SherrySeptember 30, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    Thanks for sharing. Zombies ROCK!! :-D


    ~Sherry

    Check Out My Books!

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  17. Katy BennettSeptember 30, 2011 at 3:02 PM

    Now that cat should have auditioned for pet cemetary

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  18. Monkey ManSeptember 30, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    This wasn't a Zombie Walk, it was a marathon. But a very enjoyable one.

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  19. Johnny Madrid aka Tim E.September 30, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    Alright, that was pretty funny hahaha! Gotta love the zombie T-Rex though. :)

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  20. Steve BaileySeptember 30, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    OH NY GOD....Freekin hilarious..... Im a personal fan of the zombie threesome and the zombie last supper... great job!!

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  21. Little Gothic HorrorsSeptember 30, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    Awww... I love the zombie cat! If brainzzz he wants, then brainzzz he shall have!!!

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  22. shrink on the couchOctober 1, 2011 at 9:26 AM

    I don't know how it got there either but the last zombie poster is my favorite - not too far from the truth - and I get to say this,a recovering catholic.

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  23. Living Dead Girl NicoleOctober 1, 2011 at 7:14 PM

    GREAT post!

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  24. BluezyOctober 2, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    Too funny! Why did the zombie apocalypse phenomena not come in my my generation? Was it something our genes passed on to our kids?

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  25. KrippledWarriorOctober 4, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    Although I've never done it. I'm certain I would be an excellent Zombie killer

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  26. JenOctober 5, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    Boy, this post is almost X rated!!! I like! I like! ;-)

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    1. Red ShoesJanuary 17, 2012 at 11:58 AM

      Hi there, Jen... oviously WAY behind here... augh... Yeah, nothing wrong with a little X-rated mayhem from time to time... no? ;o)

      I hope all is well with you!

      ~shoes~

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  27. RCBJanuary 15, 2012 at 10:09 AM

    I feel like a zombie right now, Shoes. Good morning to you, too :)

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    1. Red ShoesJanuary 17, 2012 at 11:57 AM

      Hi there, RCB... I'm trying to get caught up on my reading... blah...

      Zombie Coffee would really help!! :oD

      ~shoes~

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