Showing posts with label Zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zombies. Show all posts

Friday, September 30, 2011

"Yum... Brains..."

Greetings...
Welcome to my contribution to the Zombie Walk...  Let's see what I can come up with...



What a delicious little number she is...
She might be difficult to resist...
I wonder if she bites...

It appears that even the President gets into things like this from time to time...
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So... I thought I found myself in a room full of zombies earlier today, but it turns out it was just one of my classrooms full of students...  of course, when looking at how to identify a zombie, I can see why this was easy to do... except for the brain eating part anyway...


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What would a Shoes post be without sexual innuendo...???


GI wonder if zombies find us finger-licking good?  I wonder if a zombie-tress could give a blow job without biting? I bet not!!



Oh God... this may or may NOT end well!!


I wonder why they put a raptor on a 'zombie' poster?
Well... I guess because there is such a thing as a zombie T-Rex... there ya go...
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Now, for your reading entertainment, how about some Zombie Haiku??


I hunger for your
Delicious cerebellum...
Where's the ice cream scoop?
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Zombies came calling...
They refused tea and crumpets...
I am losing my mind.
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Dismembered zombie
heads roll around on the floor.
Soccer anyone?
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Oh my God! Zombies
are coming! Run! Run! Run! Run!
Oh, wait... you are slow.
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I thought he had been
lost or run over. Turns out
Zombies ate my cat.

That shotgun won't work
unless you aim for the head.
Brain matter splatter.

Speaking of guns...


I have absolutely no idea how I started this post of with a sexual zombie content and it evolved into this...
Be sure to visit the other zombie blog walkers...

~shoes~


Above the Norm: Bizarre Arizona

Zombies Everywhere

Holly's Horrorland

Little Gothic Horrors

Anything Horror

Katy Bennett Horror Writer and Poet

Bubba's Place

Horror Smorgasbord

Gnostalgia

Monkey Man

Words and Music

Red Shoes Chronicles

The Wolf's Eyes

My Day in a Sentence

Pixie's Horror Galore

Strange State

The Misadventures of HalloweeNut

Halloween Blues

Kweeny Todd

The California Blogging Massacre

Horror Shock Lolipop

Vanessa Morgan

Improbable Frontiers

No Really, You Can Eat It

Art By Living Dead Girl Nicole

A Dust Bunny in the Wind
http://www.dustbunnyinthewind.com
A Ghoul's Best Friend
http://zombiesaremagic.blogspot.com
Cherry Neko Saves the World
http://www.lisafee.com
At the Mansion of Madness
http://viviennemoss.blogspot.com
Creepy Glow Keyhole Gallery
http://anchorsandroses.blogspot.com
Paranormal Researchers Group

Sean Thomas Fisher's Blogwash

Rise and Fight

Stump Town Horror
http://stumptownhorror.blogspot.com
LoliClown's Little Blog of Horror
Books and Beyond

The Grave Bandits

Screaming Goregasms
Lazy Daisy Life
Ivy's Closet

Justine's Halloween

Annie Walls

Just Johnny