Greetings...
Welcome to my contribution to the Zombie Walk... Let's see what I can come up with...
What a delicious little number she is...
She might be difficult to resist...
I wonder if she bites...
It appears that even the President gets into things like this from time to time...
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So... I thought I found myself in a room full of zombies earlier today, but it turns out it was just one of my classrooms full of students... of course, when looking at how to identify a zombie, I can see why this was easy to do... except for the brain eating part anyway...
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What would a Shoes post be without sexual innuendo...???
GI wonder if zombies find us finger-licking good? I wonder if a zombie-tress could give a blow job without biting? I bet not!!
I wonder why they put a raptor on a 'zombie' poster?
Well... I guess because there is such a thing as a zombie T-Rex... there ya go...
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Now, for your reading entertainment, how about some Zombie Haiku??
I hunger for your
Delicious cerebellum...
Where's the ice cream scoop?
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Zombies came calling...
They refused tea and crumpets...
I am losing my mind.
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Dismembered zombie
heads roll around on the floor.
Soccer anyone?
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Oh my God! Zombies
are coming! Run! Run! Run! Run!
Oh, wait... you are slow.
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I thought he had been
lost or run over. Turns out
Zombies ate my cat.
That shotgun won't work
unless you aim for the head.
Brain matter splatter.
Speaking of guns...
I have absolutely no idea how I started this post of with a sexual zombie content and it evolved into this...
Be sure to visit the other zombie blog walkers...
~shoes~
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Zombies Everywhere
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Little Gothic Horrors
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Katy Bennett Horror Writer and Poet
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Horror Smorgasbord
Gnostalgia
Monkey Man
Words and Music
Red Shoes Chronicles
The Wolf's Eyes
My Day in a Sentence
Pixie's Horror Galore
Strange State
The Misadventures of HalloweeNut
Halloween Blues
Kweeny Todd
The California Blogging Massacre
Horror Shock Lolipop
Vanessa Morgan
Improbable Frontiers
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Art By Living Dead Girl Nicole
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Sean Thomas Fisher's Blogwash
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Justine's Halloween
Annie Walls
Just Johnny