Greetings from the
Big Rack
The front was initially scheduled to come through early yesterday morning, but it seemed to have made a pit stop in Texas... but it finally hit here about 5.15 last evening... and it snowed it's happy ass off...I ventured out today to see what I could see... and here's what I found...
R2D2 Stuck in a Snow Bank
I wonder if he was making a deposit?
A snow whore??
I wonder if her nipples were hard??
She was wanting me to run my hands all over her, but I was afraid she was a bit frigid... besides... I was wearing these!!!
I got these from Robelyn @
She is fantastically creative, and everything she makes is from recycled materials! You should check out her blog and her work!
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Text messages I received today:
her: Snow Day tomorrow! Be Careful shoveling!
me: Shoveling? Shoveling?? There's a fukken
thermo-nuclear power source that will melt
the crap out of that stuff once the temp
goes above 32F! Screw Shoveling!!
her: All Righty then! We Yankees still do things
the old fashioned way. 'Course it won't be
above freezing here for a few weeks...
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me: Hey you... whatcha durin'?
her: I'm werkin... yuck... what are you deren?
me: Fukkenoff... That's Russian, I think...
her: LMAO! I like it when you speak in tongues
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What would a post be without a "Liam Larryism?"
Liam Larry called me today at about noon wanting to know if classes were cancelled... I asked him if he thought that was a bit late to be concerned about classes...
Then he wanted to know about classes tomorrow... I told him that I wasn't responsible for that decision... He seemed confused...
Poor Liam Larry...
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Lastly, I stopped at a new coffee house we have in town... the lady behind the counter asked me if I was glad I didn't have to work today... I told her, "Hell, I've been off since about December 7th... Im READY to go back to work...
Snow makes people squirrelly....
~shoes~
seriously. i've been on break for a month, and i don't go back until a week from tomorrow. i am going STIR CRAZY. it's time to go back.
ReplyDeletehope y'all survive the winter craziness!
We are being threatened by Kroger on the news and there are people who drank all their beer last week when we were threatened by snow. So I'm sure the markets will be doing a landoffice business tonight. Myself, I'm snuggling down to stay warm.
ReplyDeleteAs to the measuring of pensi, all women with an affection for men do not get all wound up about the difference between 8" and 9" models. After all we desire firmness over that additional inch and are only concave to 8" so it's not a problem. :o)
DUDE! I have the low ankle version of that shoe but darker red. Red is my favorite color!
ReplyDeletekittycat
Hubby told me to expect 8 inches tonight.
ReplyDeleteThen he told me it might snow, too.
Hell I'm fine with never working! We are getting 4 inches today starting this afternoon, which means business as usual. :(
ReplyDeleteI'm living vicariously through your snow. Mine was here - then gone. Just like that!
ReplyDeleteThank You!!!
xoxo
gobbles
I love that ruler and it is soooo true!
ReplyDelete"Snow makes people squirrely." You have now unearthed my problem :-) Keep warm, Shoesies!
ReplyDelete@ Magnolia... I AGREE!!! Sometimes there is such a thing as TOO much time off!!! Another week?!? YIKES!! I hear our weather front is headed your way... please be safe and warm!!!
ReplyDelete@ Charlene... one of my student's posted on Facebook something about not having any food at her apartment... there not being any thing much at the grocery stores... I posted something along the lines of, 'Hell, they've forecasted this stuff for almost a week!!!' She is one of those that prepares a moment in advance... sometimes that just doesn't work...
Re: Penii... men have to have something over which to obsess... no?
@ KittyCat... Red, as far as tennis shoes go, is one of my favorite colors... not so favorite for other things... but I DO like Chucks!!!
@ Ami... did Hubs deliver?? ;o)
@ Bathwater... is many parts of this country, four inches (snow or pecker length) is merely a pain in the ass (no pun intended)... I'm glad I'm at work today!!!
I hope things are going ok for you work-wise...
@ Gobbles... the sun is out today, and that thermo-nuclear power plant isn't doing much good!! It's cold as HELLO here today...
@ Danielle... It IS true!!! How are you today??
@ Just Another Girl... Well, snow isn't the ONLY thing that makes people squirrely... ;o)
That's your problem, huh? ;o)
I will keep warm... you too!!!
~shoes~
~shoes~
Gotta love winter. We have a few more inches coming in tonight. I'd love a good 8 inches right now. ;)
ReplyDeleteIce madness is starting in the Carolinas...
ReplyDeleteBe safe out there, Shoes!
@ France... LMAO!!! You are SO bad!!! ;o)
ReplyDelete@ Jessica... Hey you... It is COLD here in the Mississippi Delta this morning... 23F and NO idea what the wind chill is, but definitely capable of causing significant shrinkage!!!!
~shoes~