Serious post or a bullsnizzle post...???
Let me flip a coin...
Sorry... you are all fukt!!!
This is just down right bizarre... I mean... How in the ding-dong Hell does she do this?!?!?!?!
And then there is this one... I think it's really funny...
Would you do this? Could you do this?? I talked with someone tonight about playing a scene out like this in a bar... I would go to the bar... sit with some people... start up a conversation... and just have her come by and lay the keys in front of me... I think that would be funny as Hell!!!
This is not 'In Season,' but it's still funny... I am SURE that some of us could easily have something like this play out in our homes...
Now... I don't own anything like any of this... but wouldn't mind knowing someone who does...
And then this one... I posted it a while back, but I'm not sure anyone saw it... so I am going to try it again...
It had me fooled the very first time I ever saw it...
It's been pointed out to me... that I seem to be all over the place here with my posts... did some silly ones... and then the really serious one where I was tagged by Robin...
I had the Hell scared out of me at work this morning... we received our contracts for the current academic year back in July... even though none were 'terminal' contracts... meaning that they would not be renewed next academic year, we've been told that we could receive a letter as late as September 1st informing us of our not being rehired...
When I got to work this morning, there was a letter in my mail slot from the Provost here at Alluvial Flood Plain State University... and I just had my breath stolen from me...
But I thought, if this is it... then it's it... nothing I could do about it... so I opened the letter... and it was a request to serve on a committee this year... God YES I will serve on that committee... I will wash and wax her auto for her... I was so relieved...
Of course, I could get this letter tomorrow... Whatever happens will happen...
... and I think I am O.K. with that...
But... maybe this is an example of a post where I am hiding behind humor...
~gulp~
~shoes~
OMG ! My gag reflex kicked in just by watching that chick. What the hell is she blowing ? And WHY ?
ReplyDeleteI hope you keep your position at your university.
That first video just make me throw up a little by sympathetic gag reflex. That's amazing and gross all at the same time.
ReplyDeleteI've seen that leather ad before. Clever! I like the quick glance of the guy in the elevator at his room key in the other guys hand! Classic!
Hope all goes well at the U!
Glad to hear you are keeping on there baby...don't go changing, k?? xx
ReplyDeleteI like noodles too.
ReplyDeleteaaah. stress. they should really know better than to send committee letters on this kind of day!
ReplyDeleteYour diversity is part of your charm and appeal. You gotta keep that someone guessin' and gigglin'... my guess is that you do that... I'm just sayin'...
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't think I'm going to look at a sausage link (I think that's what that is?) the same ever again. LOL *gag* LOL! When you find someone with those boots hidin' in their bedroom you should just say, "c'mere - show me your boots"... it'll be like Christmas even in September!
99 bottles... takin' one down...
;-D gobbles
P.S. I have a committee for you to be on... are you in? Here's to an empty mail box today dear Shoes...
xoxoxo
Why is it hiding behind humor when we are just humorous by nature.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't watch the hot dog one. My gag reflex kicked in. However, the hotel key things was hilarious and I loved the Santa one, too. Now, as far as your job goes, the administration has created an environment (on purpose) that has everyone walking around on pins and needles. I am really not sure why they would want to do that b/c I can't see how that is good for the professors... so it parlays out that it wouldn't be good for the school. People handle stress by crying or laughing and sometimes a combo of both. It doesn't surprise me one bit that you are rocketing back and forth between the two. Have you thought about taking a yoga class? Yoga is not only good exercise, but it is focused exercise. Yoga is a mind, body, soul experience that could go a long way to leveling out that anxiety you have to be feeling. It can help you hold on to your balance that you got from your road trip.
ReplyDeleteNow that first one is real talent...coarse what the hell do you need a dong that big for? ....and it's red...I'm out
ReplyDelete!!!
@ Senorita... I have NO idea what that thing is she's taking on... but it's impressive...
ReplyDeleteRe: the job, I'm going to be ok regardless of what happens. At least I didn't get all weepy and mope about it this time... and go and fret my ass off... :oD
@ f8... yes, I LOVE the leather one!! You are right... that double take that fellow makes is just GREAT!!!
Things here will be ok... whatever happens, I will land on my feet and be raring to move forward into the next phase of my Life. :o) Thank you!!
@ Southern Girl... I'm way too set in my ways to go changing now... all in all, I like who I am... what I am... what my qualities are... and what I have to offer. Thank you so much!! I've missed seeing you around!!
@ Linnn... LMAO!!! I think I understand!!! ;o)
@ magnolia... yes, their planning leaves a great deal to be desired!!
@ Red.Neck.Chic. Hmmm.. yes, I seem to be VERY diversified!!! Literally all over the map... Hmmm... tell me more about this committee... ;o)
@ Bathwater... I think at that time that the counselor made this observation, I think she was very accurate. But as you point out, I do tend to find a great deal of humor in Life... granted, it may be way overboard for some people, but I love to laugh... I need to laugh... you are right, some of us just are humorous by Nature...
@ Robin... I agree... I think the university has gone about this entirely the wrong way. For too long, I think what was bothering me more than anything was just the uncertainty of it all... I've processed things... I am much better, even though if I were to get let go, I would probably hurt for a little bit.
YES, I SO want to take a yoga class!!!!!!
Ive been checking into some in this area...
~shoes~
@ Darn Girl... some of us are just blessed... LOLOLOL Kinda like big boobs... the old saying is that anything over and beyond a handful is just a waste... ;o)
ReplyDelete~shoes~
Oh my god, where do you find this stuff?? LOL
ReplyDeleteThe leather ad was funny - hell I wouldn't have passed that key - he was hot!!!
You know, Christmas is just around the corner ;)
The huge member was for demonstration purposes only. Don't concern yourself. You're not swallowing anything.
ReplyDeleteAbout those kids and their holiday discovery; LOCK UP YOUR TOYS!
Considering how quickly you agreed to that committee and were so willing to do whatever they wanted to keep the position, I figure you'll learn a lot of interesting positions willing to please! Of course I'm referring to yoga.
@ Spring Flower... Hell, I don't know where all I find this nonsense... I just seem to stumble across it... LOL I liked the leather ad... Hell, SHE was hot!!!! In real life, imagine the thoughts going through the fellow's head to whom she passed that key... LOL
ReplyDeleteSo, SF... would you do something like that... if the Hotness Factor was there??? ;o)
@ Charlene... I badly need to get a couple of more years here... well, badly isnt the right choice of words, but I would prefer to... I certainly don't fret or worry about it, at least, consciously, like I used to...
Things are Good... things are going to be OK...
~shoes~